Official Smash Ultimate Discussion

[John Dylan Smith]

No no, you misunderstand im not talking about Bowser Jr.'s dad im talking about Bowser Jr.'s dad's son's brothers

OKAY!?!?!?!?!

 

[KingofKoopas]

But Little Mac's confirmed to be from America

Brooklyn actually. Laws in NYC used to be pretty straightforward 18 or its to Rikers with ya. Nowdays i dont even know..

 

[Yoshisaurus Rex]

To spread a warning sign around (Much like how gaming Critics like AVGN and Caddicarus warn people to stay away from horrible games that will waste hours of their life)!

Was that the answer you guys were seeking?

Ok, you don’t have to get the game. Nobody is forcing you to but please don’t guilt us or make the rest of us feel bad for wanting this game.

 

[Deleted member]

To spread a warning sign around (Much like how gaming Critics like AVGN and Caddicarus warn people to stay away from horrible games that will waste hours of their life)!

Was that the answer you guys were seeking?

I think we would like an actual answer as to why Ultimate doesn't fix a lot of problems that previous Smash games have had in one way or another.

Classic Mode actually has purpose for once in the series.
Single-player fat being trimmed down.
Actual story/adventure mode.

Literally the only "critique" is the handling of All-Star mode, but we still haven't seen much of how that plays out. Other than that, if you can't see where previous Smash games have faltered and see why Ultimate made the steps it made to fix upon that, then I'm truly sorry.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Ken's already married

So Ken is maried and Lil mac is 17
so that leaves Snake, Ryu, Rich, Ike, Marth, Simon, Corrin. And who else?(only humans)

 

[Will]

Yeah and everyone is canonically dead and Little Mac is underage.
Aint ever stopped anybody.

I draw the line at necrophilia

 

[PeridotGX]

CONFIRMED:
- Galleom
- Dracula
- Rathalos
- Master Hand
- Galeem

PLAUSIBLE:
- Petey
- Porky Minch
- Crazy Hand
- Rayquaza
- Duon

That comes down to 5 we know, 10 from the plausible, and only 3/10 of them are brand new. That just screams disappointment, doesn't it?

We do know of a few more.

-King Bulbin, Werewolf, and Bayonetta guy were all seen on the WoL menu

-Zero (Kirby) is all but confirmed. The Megaman X character is referred to as Zero (Mega Man), which implies there's another Zero in the game.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

To spread a warning sign around (Much like how gaming Critics like AVGN and Caddicarus warn people to stay away from horrible games that will waste hours of their life)!

Was that the answer you guys were seeking?

Let's just wait till the actual critic reviews come in...

OKAY!?!?!?!?!

He's just messing with ya... I think...

 

[PsySmasher]

I wonder how Bowser Jr.'s dad's son has changed from sm4sh

From the looks of it... they weren't good changes.
But I'm wondering how Peach's not boyfriend's brother's moveset is going to be this time around.

 

[Will]

So Ken is maried and Lil mac is 17
so that leaves Snake, Ryu, Rich, Ike, Marth, Simon, Corrin. And who else?(only humans)

Julius Belmont can't exist if Richter didn't bang a chick, same with Simon and same with Ike's descendants

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

18 pages during the time I've been gone?!

Surely I must've missed something important.

 

[Noipoi]

You're all forgetting the Ultimate Husbando, who is also the Ultimate Waifu.

Spoiler

 

[Yoshisaurus Rex]

How legal of you.

I believe the legal age in America is 16 so it would technically be ok but I’m personally not into seeing anyone relationship wise that is under 20.

 

[WaddleMatt]

Oh are we talking about what characters have ****ed, again? Come on guys it is only 19 days now...

 

[The DanMan051]

18 pages during the time I've been gone?!

Surely I must've missed something important.

Nope. We're so desperate we're entertaining a troll and arguing whether or not Little Mac's legal.

 

[Grunky Peep]

Ken's already married

So Ken is maried and Lil mac is 17
so that leaves Snake, Ryu, Rich, Ike, Marth, Simon, Corrin. And who else?(only humans)

Marth's married too. I would say Cloud but he's still pretty hung-up on his ex. I hear neither of them really wanted to breakup.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Julius Belmont can't exist if Richter didn't bang a chick, same with Simon and same with Ike's descendants

daaaaamn the list just keeps getting smaller

 

[Deleted member]

you got an issue with non-thiccs?
These characters would like to have a chat with you.

Lucina, Ridley, and G&W I get, however...

Spoiler

Jigglypuff be lookin' pretty thicc IMO.

 

[Grunky Peep]

daaaaamn the list just keeps getting smaller

Wait, Ike isn't gay?

 

[Noipoi]

I believe the legal age in America is 16 so it would technically be ok but I’m personally not into seeing anyone relationship wise that is under 20.

You're 22?
Geez, you're old.

i'm kidding i'm just a stupid teen lol

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Marth's married too. I would say Cloud but he's still pretty hung-up on his ex. I hear neither of them really wanted to breakup.

*throws list in fireplace* Well that was useless

 

[Idon]

I draw the line at necrophilia

"O-oh ok"

 

[Ring-a-Sheep]

Marth's married too. I would say Cloud but he's still pretty hung-up on his ex. I hear neither of them really wanted to breakup.

I can understand cloud's struggle, it's like having a very long sword rip through your chest.

 

[FreeFox]

To spread a warning sign around (Much like how gaming Critics like AVGN and Caddicarus warn people to stay away from horrible games that will waste hours of their life)!

Was that the answer you guys were seeking?

OK... but you know that AVGN plays the game shows footage to prove that the game is bad, right? Are you going to buy the game to prove it is bad?

So Ken is maried and Lil mac is 17
so that leaves Snake, Ryu, Rich, Ike, Marth, Simon, Corrin. And who else?(only humans)

Mario and Luigi?

 

[Zinith]

You're 22?
Geez, you're old.

i'm kidding i'm just a stupid teen lol

If 22 is old for you, then I'm practically dead by now

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Mario and Luigi?

Peach and presumably Daisy

 

[Grunky Peep]

OK... but you know that AVGN plays the game shows footage to prove that the game is bad, right? Are you going to buy the game to prove it is bad?


Mario and Luigi?

You'll have to get through Peach and Daisy first.

 

[Will]

I believe the legal age in America is 16

NONONONONONONONO

Spoiler

 

[kirbsmash]

What is this

 

[NineS]

Lucina, Ridley, and G&W I get, however...

Spoiler

Jigglypuff be lookin' pretty thicc IMO.

Jigglypuff is complicated.
Jigglypuff is a fake thicc.
Jigglypuff's true thiccness is anti-thicc.
Shown in the image below:

It's the Balloon pokemon, after all.
I rest my case.

 

[Noipoi]

What is this

Waiting for Smash Ultimate.

 

[Idon]

What is this

A miserable pile of secrets.

 

[Grunky Peep]

Can Assist Trophies be husbandos?

 

[John Dylan Smith]

I think we would like an actual answer as to why Ultimate doesn't fix a lot of problems that previous Smash games have had in one way or another.

Classic Mode actually has purpose for once in the series.
Single-player fat being trimmed down.
Actual story/adventure mode.

Literally the only "critique" is the handling of All-Star mode, but we still haven't seen much of how that plays out. Other than that, if you can't see where previous Smash games have faltered and see why Ultimate made the steps it made to fix upon that, then I'm truly sorry.

How does Ultimate even fix anything!

Classic mode doesn't have purpose (The only reason to complete it is just unveil a picture like you did with Smash 4)

With the single player stuff gone! There much to do in the game at all except beat up CPU's over and over, again and again!

There's no story mode or adventure mode in the game (Sakurai himself never once said that Spirits Or W.O.L were story/adventure mode campaigns and the footage for W.O.L was just made for the August Direct trailer to get hook everyone on that carnival ride)!

And I didn't once here Mr. S say anything about an All Star!

So I'm convinced that the old games were far suprior in some sense of the word!

 

[Will]

Wait, Ike isn't gay?

I believe not.
If he was they would've said it already, wouldn't you think?

 

[Zinith]

Jigglypuff is complicated.
Jigglypuff is a fake thicc.
Jigglypuff's true thiccness is anti-thicc.
Shown in the image below:

It's the Balloon pokemon, after all.
I rest my case.

Umm.......

Is it a bad time to mention that my boi is thicc in spirit?

 

[Ring-a-Sheep]

You're all sleeping on and as viable husbandos

 

[FreeFox]

Peach and presumably Daisy

You'll have to get through Peach and Daisy first.

I didnt know Peach and Daisy were husbando material.

I am really getting left behind the times......

 

[Deleted member]

You're all forgetting the Ultimate Husbando, who is also the Ultimate Waifu.

Spoiler

*Gasp*

He's right. How could I forget my plant boi? I feel so ashamed...

Is it wrong that I would prefer to see more picks like Piranha Plant instead of the popular online picks? I like being surprised by Sakurai...

 

[Noipoi]

You're all sleeping on and as viable husbandos

That's Shota, my dude.

i'm calling Chris Hansen.