I don't want to sound old or cheesy, and I know this isn't really related to Smash, but I'm legitimately excited for the Godzilla movie coming up. I've always been a big fan of Godzilla. The Showa era, though... Well, I'll give it credit for starting it all. Best bits of the showa era was 1954, the music, and the monsters. That aside...
It's made me look back on some Greek mythology. Specifically, the Hydra, thanks to King Ghidorah in the new King of the Monsters film.
Everyone knows what the Hydra is. A multi-headed beast that upon having a single head sliced off, it grows two more in its place. Nowadays, it's become more of a figure of speech for something described as difficult to deal with.
I'd say the main social threads of Smashboards definitely seem to have a Hydra at the moment.
Hydra was killed by severing all of the heads and cauterizing the wounds before they could heal, which is easy enough. But there was always a single, immortal head that couldn't be killed even once removed. Which is why the head was taken as far away from the body as possible and buried.
Another common method nowadays is destroying the body of the Hydra instead of the heads, though that's nowhere nearly as creative.
I wonder if it'd be possible to do such a thing with the Hydra the admins/mods and common users of the main social threads are dealing with.
Ah well, this must sound like nonsense to whoever's reading it.
Regardless, Goodnight. I have a terrible habit of going on for nonsensical rants when I'm exhausted. Keep the keyboard away from me when I'm sleepy.