Official Smash Ultimate Discussion

[Idon]

You're all sleeping on and as viable husbandos

Sorry, illeteracy is a turn-off.

 

[Luigi The President]

Wait, Ike isn't gay?

Oh good ****ing god not again

I personally think the dude's gay. That's my headcanon. Other's may not. Tread carefully friend.

Sorry, illeteracy is a turn-off.

LOL

 

[Yoshisaurus Rex]

You're all sleeping on and as viable husbandos

They’re too much like children honestly.

 

[Will]

Umm.......

Is it a bad time to mention that my boi is thicc in spirit?

Sure.

 

[NineS]

You're all sleeping on and as viable husbandos

You put up a good argument.
I believe they might already be taken, or at least Pit is, by either Palutena or Phosphora.

Also, Dark Pit is technically only 6-7 years old.
Pit may technically be a legal adult... However, physically, he is in his early to mid teens.
He's like Nowi/Tiki, but male.
He is a shota.

 

[kirbsmash]

Again, WHY ?

 

[Zinith]

Sure.

That IS in spirit if you think about it

 

[Will]

I personally think the dude's gay. That's my headcanon. Other's may not. Tread carefully friend.

I'd put the headcanon sentence at max size. Misinformation is sin.

Again, WHY ?

Is it the 7th?
No?
Then don't question it.

 

[Luigi The President]

Again, WHY ?

Bro why do you keep trying to understand this thread lol

I'd put the headcanon sentence at max size.


Is it the 7th?
No?
Then don't question it.

I wouldn't, so I'm not gonna

 

[Grunky Peep]

This thread is killing my brain cells faster than Galeem killed the entire roster.

 

[Deleted member]

Sorry, illeteracy is a turn-off.

Good to know you're not into Nino.

 

[Luigi The President]

Good to know you're not into Nino.

NGL Shi with the trainwreck this thread is rn I may finally get off my ass and cozy up in the NintenZone with you and the fellas
This is hell

 

[RyuhoFox]

That's Shota, my dude.

i'm calling Chris Hansen.

But they are angels. They aint human

 

[T3Z3R1]

You're all sleeping on and as viable husbandos

Spoiler

we are going to have a great time talking on why having shota as husbando is not okay.

 

[Deleted member]

If I said Samus is straight, would people believe me even without providing any "evidence"?

 

[kirbsmash]

Bro why do you keep trying to understand this thread lol

So I won't....go insane?

 

[Iridium]

I thought we had a problem with this in the morning, and it's back again. Okay...

 

[Noipoi]

I was reading through some the pages from months ago to see where a certain sexy doodle started posting, and it's weird to see a lot of different people who frequently posted that don't post here anymore.

 

[Luigi The President]

I thought we had a problem with this in the morning, and it's back again. Okay...

Thread's been too busy #owning the guy who hates Ultimate for over 6 pages to consider a thing

 

[PsySmasher]

What is this

Again, WHY ?

It's Smashboards... you shouldn't be surprised.

 

[Admiral Pit]

Still more strange topics as usual, yes? And I see Pit talk, but even that's rubbing me off the wrong way.

Sigh, if only one could settle for Pit being a great friend instead of that... H and S word... *eyetwitch* No, really... he would be a great friend, not to mention a fairly strong one, especially considering his strength is greater than your average mortal...

EDIT: Forgot to mention his massive arsenal of godly weapons that can take on other gods as well.

 

[Luigi The President]

I was reading through some the pages from months ago to see where a certain sexy doodle started posting, and it's weird to see a lot of different people who frequently posted that don't post here anymore.

Lost a lot of comrades over my time in this here thread. Been only 2 months. RIP

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Ignoring this to bring up a random ass question I had. When did Villager learn to drive because the ones in HHD know how to drive.
Are the ones in HHD even considered "Villager? or are they "Designer"?
Is the reason why they arent in smash is because they are working?

I need answers

 

[Will]

I wouldn't, so I'm not gonna

I smell an opinion war.

If I said Samus is straight, would people believe me even without providing any "evidence"?

All you need is Anthony and it don't matter what your sexuality is at that point.

 

[T3Z3R1]

That IS in spirit if you think about it

At least, we get to equip this thicc lizard boi as our primary spirit.

so we can pay more taxes unlike that tax fraud,

 

[Luigi The President]

I smell an opinion war.


All you need is Anthony and it don't matter what your sexuality is at that point.

You seen this thread for over an hour? Yeah, one's already been going on.

 

[Deleted member]

NGL Shi with the trainwreck this thread is rn I may finally get off my *** and cozy up in the NintenZone with you and the fellas
This is hell

We're talking about the same thread that questions Banjo's legacy status, what'd you expect.

 

[RyuhoFox]

If I said Samus is straight, would people believe me even without providing any "evidence"?

Well she did mack on that dude hardcore in Other M. But legitimately Im not sure there is much of anything indicating Samus even having a sex drive at all let alone a sexual preference.

 

[kirbsmash]

can we even talk about something other than who **** who?

 

[Noipoi]

Thread's been too busy #owning the guy who hates Ultimate for over 6 pages to consider a thing

I've been here 5 months, seen a lot of guys come and go. It's weird.
Oh God i've been here 5 months...

 

[Luigi The President]

Well she did mack on that dude hardcore in Other M. But legitimately Im not sure there is much of anything indicating Samus even having a sex drive at all let alone a sexual preference.

Damn we pretending Other M existed outside of Anthony?

 

[NineS]

If I said Samus is straight, would people believe me even without providing any "evidence"?

Samus is probably straight.
I mean, this is Nintendo.
Either their characters are straight or not into relationships at all, for the most part. And there isn't a problem with that.
The only characters on the Smash roster I'd put down as being potentially homosexual are: . . . And that's about it. And she's SEGA owned property made by Platinum Games while also currently being a Nintendo-Exclusive character.

Well, maybe because of Rhajat, but Corrin is also one of the few who have done incest (albeit unknowingly).

I remember back when some people tried to argue that Samus was trans.

 

[Ring-a-Sheep]

can we even talk about something other than who **** who?

And then what? Talk about smash? Don't be foolish.

 

[Zinith]

I've been here 5 months, seen a lot of guys come and go. It's weird.
Oh God i've been here 5 months...

I've been in constant activity on this board for 6 months...

People already think I'm one of the old-timers

 

[Noipoi]

can we even talk about something other than who **** who?

I know for a fact that Noipoi ****s no one.

Spoiler

 

[Luigi The President]

Samus is probably straight.
I mean, this is Nintendo.
Most of their characters are straight without a doubt. And there isn't a problem with that.
The only characters on the Smash roster I'd put down as being potentially homosexual are: . . . And that's about it. And she's SEGA owned property made by Platinum Games while also currently being a Nintendo-Exclusive character.

Well, maybe because of Rhajat, but Corrin is also one of the few who have done incest (albeit unknowingly).

I remember back when some people tried to argue that Samus was trans.

"straight without a doubt"...but...the majority of Nintendo characters simply...don't dabble in romantic/sexual situations? So there's a lot of room for doubt...?
Also both Corrin's are canon bi.

What the **** have we become in this thread lol.

 

[MainJPW]

This thread is killing my brain cells faster than Galeem killed the entire roster.

I was literally just watching an episode of AVGN where he played a game called “Milon’s Secret Castle” and saw your comment at the exact moment when he said “the same way the game’s blastin’ away your ****ing brain cells”.

 

[Will]

Well she did mack on that dude hardcore in Other M. But legitimately Im not sure there is much of anything indicating Samus even having a sex drive at all let alone a sexual preference.

What does Samus even do on her off days

 

[Opossum]

tl;dr of the past two pages...
A large portion of Smash's studs are already canonically married.

 

[Grunky Peep]

NGL Shi with the trainwreck this thread is rn I may finally get off my *** and cozy up in the NintenZone with you and the fellas
This is hell

Wait...
There are other threads?