If there is anything inaccurate about my post, it would be lengths of time. I'm almost positive we were gone for no more than half an hour. I saw you outside on the phone before I even knew who you were, was finally told who you were, found you outside and then waited a while longer before you were off the phone. Guessing that was about 10 minutes. I know I argued/tried to get you to play me for at least 10 to 20 minutes, and Karn (like he said in his post) was witness to that.
And no, I will not formally apologize to you under any circumstance because I have said or done nothing that warrants an apology and I'm growing to dislike you almost as much as I dislike your character.
Are you suggesting that the lengths of time are insignificant? Thats kinda a weird thing to say, seeing as how thats a major part of your argument for not being disqualified. Also you did insult me while we were playing but its fine dude. I don't want to argue, you win....
Guys, this is what really happened, i don't care what anyone says so don't argue with me:
Chapter 1:
Josh came up to me and told me i had to play, while i was being a **** talking on my cellphone to my mom, helping her fix her computer because she had to use it to make sure i could get my rent payed (god im such a ****).
Even though he was only 5 seconds late, i tried my hardest to dq him after spending Saturday AND Sunday on the phone (also, there was NO WAY that i was just giving him a hard time for being late and trolling him because i have NEVER trolled anyone on smashboards)
Oh and also, when i told maria he wasn't here, she told me if he wasn't there in ten minutes he was dqd. After waiting 15 minutes i asked her where he was and she told me to dq him, and the worst part was, i definately DID NOT tell her that i didn't mind and didn't want to dq him and i definately DID NOT wait 20 more minutes for him to show up.
Chapter 2:
I was a complete **** and dqd him.
Then we played a seriously to see what would of happen and he ***** me the first match.
Second match i switched to falcon and spammed knees when i shouldn't of had so i won barely on my counterpick.
Third match he clearly had caught on to all of my patterns and realized i didnt know how to correctly downthrow ->knee so i three stocked him. (and i definitely did not say anything mean to him while i was getting *****)
Then afterwards, i asked him "so, when are you going to learn a real character?" while i made myself feel really manly by kneeing a level one fox.
And then he had the nerve to tell me why i had lost the third match and what i had done wrong and tried to help me, but what he didn't realize is that i didn't do ANYTHING wrong and he only won because his charcter is broken so i made sure to tell him that.
Then that ****** decided to prove the character was not broken by offering to switch the matchup and mming even though he doesn't even play my character at all.
I was so exited at this opportunity for free money, i sat there in silence for a minute while feeling manly by kneeing MORE level 1 foxes before saying... "i might take you up on that", but i whispered it cuz i was so confident.
The End