Oh god it begins.
Well, let's get to the first 3 because i want to write too much and doing all 5 in a row for FP1 was too much.
Arms's Chun-Li
Well, at least FP2 starts with a much better character, even if its not someone i care or want. I played the Arms demo and it didn't convince me and never cared enough to bought it, but i still appreciate a new Nintendo character after 4 third parties in a row, even if it suffers from the same "shill" issue as the other 2/3 on this DLC.
Of course, Min-Min wasn't revealed right away for us, instead we were told an ARMS rep was comming, but it never told us who. I personally hoped for Spring Man if ONLY because that would KILL the "Assist can't be DLC" fanrule which technically is still not broken. Granted, Min-Min broke the spirit rule, but seeing how the only other character we got out of that Spirit ordeal was the Aegis, these 3 might as well be an exception to the norm so it's probably for the best that they didn't chose Springs, as that would hyped up the Waluigi Bros only for disappointment.
I can't give much of an opinion on Min-Min due my lack of interest. I didn't bought any of the FP2 characters (yet) and while as a choice in paper is good, i can't say this is a good seller. If i rated this character back in 2020, i would have overrated her because i thought it would mean more First Parties or even a First Party-centric Pass, and you can see how optimistic i was with that when it came to Bandanna Dee's ratings back in the day. Yeah, Hindsight is 2020 on this one, or 2021 in this case?
Weeeeeell it doesn't matter anymore, at least is good to see a Nintendo character beyond the token FE and a stupid joke.
50% Satisfaction.
MOVE IT BLOCKHEAD!
Steve is unique, no question about it. Like every single person under the sun, i know about Minecraft. I love its aesthetic, i love the ambient soundtrack that expresses this quiet and beautiful world (we really got cheated out in the music department for Steve's music pack, don't give me the "iT'S ToO PeACefUlL" horse**** when the likes of Calling to the Night and the Roost are in Ultimate, sometimes a quiet and ambient songs is far more fitting and enjoyable than a song that goes super hard, look at Stickerbrush Symphony from DKC2, which plays at some of the hardest levels in that game, or Roxas's battle in KH2)
and yet, i never cared enough to play it. Mostly because it's a very online dependent experience, you can play it alone but you WILL feel alone. Plus since its a game about crafting and creating and stuff, i don't think i can do most of that since my creativity levels are lower than that of modern Comic Book Writers working for Marvel and DC.
I'm happy Steve came at the right time. After MC came to Wii U, 3DS and Switch, there felt like level of unionship between Microsoft and Nintendo, and that relationship would help us get not just Banjo, but Steve as well. I remember when the idea of Steve in Smash will get you laughed at, i remember when the idea of Minecraft on Nintendo would be preposterous as well.
But i most distinctly remember, more than anything: the Great War of Banjo vs Steve. Anyone who was on Smashboards of 2019 will remember the bloodbath, the trauma, the Creepers in the tre-okay not really it was a bunch of nerds arguing who was gonna be in a party platform fighting game as paid content.
It was obnoxious, it was tiresome, and just not fun in general. I came to this site to talk about the stuff i like to see and want, and while i do NOT shy away to express my dislike for certain things or characters (see the Angel below) this felt like pointless back and forth. After Banjo came in Smash, Steve felt like an uncertain choice, and only came into full force once FP2 was fully announced. I prefer characters that are obvious reveals over "SUPER MEGA UNEXPECTED" Choices, as characters like Steve feel like they were chosen based on merit, while the latter choices felt like Shock Value alone, and once its over, you are left with a character you really don't play that often (out of the wacky super unexpected choices, the only one i actually play as is R.O.B, and only a few times) so Steve beign super obvious didn't matter to me, if anything it made it more comforting. This felt like an inevitability, and out of all the characters to feel like that, i'm okay with him beign one.
In the words of the almighty MC let's player Pewdiepie:
The guy who mentioned Moldybutt's name said:
Yellow is evil, so don't drink Piss.
Well okay that is not really relevant. Anyway, i do have to admit im rating Steve as a character choice and not via moveset, i don't have interest in playing him or his game, and i DO have to admit he only proves my point further that Smash is trying WAY TOO HARD to reinvent moveset, seriously Steve looks like a nightmare to play as. I'll stick to oonga boonga characters like Simon and DK, thank you. At least it's not ****ing Master Chief, thank god.
50% Satisfaction.
But hey, it's good to know the great war of Banjo vs Steve ended up with a real happy ending, it's always great to see when fanbases can finally get along. Maybe Geno gets confirmed and that Means both Geno and DQ fans are happy right?
......................right?...
Sigh, alright, let's get this over with.
Kefka is still better.
.........this is the worst of the 3 characters by far. No joke, there's only one character that i consider worse than him. First the positives:
-The trailer was great, even if it felt like ****ing Advent Children's (i thought people hated that movie) horn.
-We finally have One Winged Angel and its AC version, no matter what i say below, these 2 songs are great.
.....that was it............yeah really those are the only 2 positive things.
Well my first problem is this, and i'm gonna quote ProJared, The Kirby Air Raid of Youtubers:
Projared said:
Okay, i get it, everyone Goddamn loves FF7. This isn't a complain or hating on the game, 7 is still pretty good. and for many, this was their first real FF game and because of that its their favorite and hold it close to their hearts............
AND I HATE THAT SQUARE KNOWS THAT
now imagine this as someone who hasn't played FF7, this is ****ing obnoxious. It's like Persona 5's overexposure has done nothing but make me shy away from just like
YoshiandToad
said. But now imagine Persona 5 doing that for 20 ****ING YEARS (and counting because the Remake STILL isn't finished) Jesus Christ.
I like Final Fantasy, well, Final Fantasy in its early games. While i do have some interest in 9 and 10 and X-2 (10-2 looks stupid when written this way), i can't say that i have any interest in any further game onwards. FF6 means a lot to me, FF4 is great from what i played despite me not beating it yet, and FF1 was a pretty decent introduction to this series, and i look forward to 5. Back when Cloud was announced for Smash 4, i respected the choice because even if i didn't care or played 7, i knew how iconic he and the game were. In the same way Simon should be THE Castlevania character for Smash, there really wasn't any other choice outside of Cloud, even if FF7 Should have been on Nintendo by that point (thankfully they ported it to the Switch, although it is a very barebones port, still more than what Joker can say)
Hopefully after Cloud other characters like Terra can join right?..................nope, more FF7 schlock sucking. I find it lame especially because when it comes to Thematic Franchises like Final Fantasy, Fire Emblem, Pokémon, Xenoblade, etc, you are better off getting a representative from different games in the franchise instead of sticking to one game. Imagine instead of Aegis in FP2, we got Fiora to coincide with the Xeno 1 remake (Xeno 1 is undeniably the most iconic game in the franchise so far, if only because First Installment Wins) even as someone who played and loved that game and the character, i can tell you that would be LAME. AS. HELL. It's already bad enough that FE's 3 reps are just Awakening and we have so many Kanto reps while other regions like Unova got left in the dust.
I don't care if that sounds like tokenism, those other games should have given a chance. The feel of FF6 and 4 and 10 is VERY different from 7, and i feel like at least something more should have been done with these games for Smash instead of pretending only FF7 exists. This reminds of how Wario in Smash is basically WarioWARE and Wario Land is left in the dust, and even as someone who LIKES Warioware, that is INFURIATING (though for me, Mona is the true star of WarioWare). I feel like if Mega Man in Smash was mostly content from the Battle Network games, it's just frustrating to see a franchise you like and care in Smash have content from games you mostly don't really give a flying **** about, which is exactly what is going on with me and FF in Smash.
But i know the reason Sephiroth was chosen, because FF literally had almost no content in Smash. It was ****ing pathetic, in Smash 4 Cloud literally only came with his trophies and stage which had....................2 not-remixed songs. Then Ultimate comes and they do it AGAIN. This is only made worse as to how other 3rd parties got content in Smash. Bayo and SF which were DLC in Smash 4 got Assists in Ultimate, FF got nothing. Castlevania was introduced and got 34 SONGS, while FF had no new songs, no new music not even ripped OST, NOTHING. To put things into perspective, Cloud's sprit didn't even had his FF7 artwork as an alternate Fighter Spirit, that's how pathetic it was.
It's honestly no wonder that back in those days everyone screamed "UH OH, STINGY! regarding Square Enix content in Smash, can you blame them? They have mostly redeemed themselves by putting DQ and KH content via DLC as well and the content that comes with Sora and Hero is FAR more than what Cloud had in Smash 4 as DLC and that is an improvement. But in the context of FF in Smash, i'm not conviced.
One thing Smash newcomers have avoided so far is that none of the content made me feel "This SHOULD have been in the base game". Yeah, Min-Min and Aegis could be argued as such, but i understand that they had bad timing. But not with Sephiroth, the content he brought such as the Spirits and Music SHOULD have been in the base game, no ifs and buts.
It would have been one thing if Cloud came with those spirits and music in Ultimate's base game, and Sephiroth expanded it via adding more content, maybe even some content from other FF games since the base game covered FF7, but they didn't. Even with the content Seph brought it feels like the bare minimum that should have been at launch. This would be like if Ryu returned for Ultimate, only brought back his stage, his 2 songs from 4, had no Assist Trophy, and had no spirits outside of the obligatory Fighter Spirit and instead locked all of the new SF content for Smash behind Ken as DLC.
That would be ****, and that is exactly how i feel with Seph. I also really liked the idea of Boss Rush as Mode in this game like in Brawl, but the fact that they LITERALLY locked the mode behind Sephiroth's classic mode route isn't doing it any favors. This is disgusting to me. I don't even care about his moveset at this point, i just hate Sephiroth's inclusion based on principle and concept alone.
A character that i don't care about, from a game that i don't wanna play for how overhyped has become, coming with the BARE minimum that should have been in the base game, from a franchise that could have been so much more in Smash and has far more interesting choices. What a ****ing disaster of a character to end the year on, but it was 2020, so it was pretty fitting.
0% Satisfaction.