After 2 characters i was neutral about and ONE character that i couldn't care less about, can FP2 redeem itself? Let's find out.
What's in the Hentai Folder? Why do people still ask me? It's Hentai dude, what do you expect?
This is an interesting one to me. While i wasn't against Rex, i had mixed feelings about him, his design wasn't bad, but something was lost in the artstyle transition from Xeno 1 to 2 (this is most noticeable once you compare the art-styles from the Wii version to the Switch version, the Switch version looks objectively better in graphics and characters like Fiora and Melia no longer give me nausea for how ugly they look, but the 2D art-pieces lost some flair) and him being MCBasic didn't help in a roster that had more and more JRPG protags that were in similar archetype to him, plus Xenoblade 2 is seen as contentious in some parts due to certain character designs (Monolith Soft has always been horny on Main, Sharla's costumes are an example of that, but the character designs of some blades in 2 are bad, not because they are sexualized, but they fail to convey the sex appeal they are supposed to tap into, it's like a Horror Monster that fails to be scary) and other stuff like the story not beign to par with the first, but i say too much of that due to me not playing Xeno 2 yet, but when it comes to Aegis themselves................well............
I'm not gonna sugar coat it, Pyra and Mythra are HOT (mostly Mythra, because i am a sucker for Pretty Blondes), you can burn me at the stake for saying it, and keep in mind i don't like Bayo's design at all, i find it akward (and also her costume is just hair) but i adore Mythra's design, no shame here. But enough of judging a character based on appearance alone, because i know Aegis means a lot to many people as an actual character (even if Mythra gives me "this female character is cool is because she is a obnoxious mean ***** character" vibes that i mentioned before with the likes of Vidri). Xeno 2 WAS the introduction to many new fans as Xeno 1 was hard to come by and Xeno X was a Wii U game so it already had a low install base to worry about, and Xeno 2 meanwhile came as one of the earliest new JRPGS for the Switch, similar to Golden Sun on GBA.
I must admit, looking back, i really, REALLY,
REALLY regret not buying Xeno 2 when i had the chance. I saw multiple copies of Xeno 2 multiple times (some of them being packed in ALONGSIDE The Golden Country) and as the dumbass that i am i never bought it because it wasn't on my priority list. It wasn't until i bought Xeno 1: Definitive Edition, that i regret not playing this series sooner, that game blew me away in every single way possible, great story, unique battle system, and the cast was great, Shulk, Dunban, Fiora, Sharla, Riki, Melia, Penisoffspring, and most important of all: REYN TIME BABY!
So its fair to say that i now am a Xenoblade fan, at least of 1, and i must find a way to get into 2 (which is hard because the game now is apparently out of print, dammit) though Xeno 2 has BIG shoes to fill, and from what i have seen of the cast none of them are as charming as Dunban or NOW IT'S REYN TIME.
I haven't bought Pyra and Mythra yet (due to outsider factors i haven't bought either of them yet), but i already have far more interest in playing as them as the rest of FP2 based on how Simple and Easy they seem to pick and play. No stupid resource managin, and none of the **** that the character below does. That's how Smash movesets should be in my eyes. They feel more like a stance character than Zelda and Shiek ever felt, and having 2 characters for the price of one in this pass is neat. I'm just happy that outside of the transformation down b, they have no absurd gimmicks attached to them, that's how i like my characters. Probably the only FP2 character i really, really want to buy.
But i must admit, their trailer sucked, it felt mean spirited to Rex, imagine if Shulk was looking for Fiora all this time, and he finds her and she's all like "Hey Shulk guess what? I'm in Smash and you are not invited! BTW
i'm a robot now!" That's not funny, if i was Rex i would have dumped her right there and there and went to do my own business.
Also, any trailer that has the characters speaking during gameplay in these trailers suck. Palutena, Robin, Corrin, Joker, Byleth and this one are among the lower ends of trailers for me. They are the most boring because they focus too much on the interaction of characters, and when you don't know the source material these trailers are more alienating than hype, which means they fail at introducing the characters. Could you imagine if Sora's trailer was all about Darkness this and Light that with his friends interrupting the gameplay? Yeah it would suck. When it comes to Smash trailers, SHOW, don't tell.
But i rate the character itself and not just the trailer, and i would rather have good character and a ****ty reveal over a God-like reveal and a lame character.
70% Satisfaction.
How to Kill my E3 Hype
Yeah, my least favorite of this Pass, probably my least favorite DLC character in this game period, well second least favorite at the very least. Still better than PP due to him beign a character, but.........let me explain.
You see, the Reason i play Smash Brothers, and the reason this series exists in the first damn place, is for those who don't really play Fighting games a lot to enjoy the core idea of a fighting re-imagining into a more beginner friendly franchise that still has its own depth.
I don't play Fighting Games a lot, while i can play a round of KoF and SF, i can do quarter circles, im far too casual to have any major investment in these games, especially the really hardcore ones where if yoo are a newbie, you aren't going to have fun. I enjoy DBFZ, but i could tell it was far more casual than any Guilty Gear game, and i was okay with that. I don't give any two ****s about most "Anime Fighters" (which is used for games like Guilty Gear and Blazblue, i didn't invent the term) anyway, simply because i find their mechanics to be obtuse and just not worth getting into.
But if there's one fighting game franchise i honestly have no interest, is Tekken. Tekken's gameplay is basically the whole antithesis of Smash, it is as complex and complicated as it gets, and the only franchise i can think of that tops or is in equal level is Virtua Fighter. Tekken drops the whole quarter circle stuff and instead goes for using each attack button as a limb, and therefore makes making combos extremely demanding of the player.
And of course, Sakurai decided to implement that system as close as it can to Smash, which i'm not gonna lie, that is pretty ****ing stupid. Smash's entire purpose was to be the friendly alternative to all those though Fighters lacking all the complicated stuff. To add Kazuya's Tekken mechanics into Smash is dumb by principle in my eyes. It's like if you added a character in Mario Kart that drove like it was from ****ING FORZA, or if you watched a YAOI/YURI anime and complained "WHERE ALL THE DEM STRAIGHT GUYS/GIRLS AT?!", it beats the entire point of Smash beign made for those who enjoy simple games. It's already bad enough that a lot of Smash 4 characters have these pointless gimmicks that clutter the gameplay, and Ultimate's DLC is not helping matters here.
It bothers me that Sakurai is all like "people shouldn't play Melee that way, this isn't how you are supposed to play the game!" NO SAKURAI, THIS is how you are NOT supposed to play the game. You might as well add Melee Fox with his ****ing jumpsquat lasers and 1-frame Shine **** and all the Melee mechanics into Ultimate as DLC, that's how it feels to me. "Oh but Tekken is intentionally complicated, that's what makes it different!" Yeah, intentionally dumb. I don't even like Melee's competitive fans, yet i feel this is kinda like a double standard to me.
I don't hate Tekken. It has its fans, it has a market, but i don't think Tekken fans would be happy if a character that used Smash Bros controls and Mechanics came into their game and played nothing like it. I must admit i look like an hypocrite because you could argue Steve suffers from a very similar issue, and yeah, you are right, i overrated Steve based on his merit as a character alone, because i can tell i would not play him at all.
Well there's another reason why i hate Kazuya in Smash and that has to do with his reveal, it may sound petty, but this is Smashboards:
Back in 2019, when Heihachi was brought back with Min-Min's pack, so it made me hopeful for a Tales Rep. Anime Sword Syndrome aside, Tales gameplay was just the right fit for Smash, i played Vesperia and it felt like a 1 to 1 transition, those are the types of characters and franchises i want in Smash, it makes transitioning extremely easy for me and i love straightforward movesets, but instead i get MR. Comlicated Fighting game and brings the Lloyd costume back with good measure. Imagine if Lloyd came back in 2019 alongside Banjo, and on E3 2019, Yuri Lowell gets confirmed and Heihachi is nothing but a Mii Costume again after false hopes for Tekken fans. He literally killed my E3 2021 hype, and the only things that avoided me from being dissapointed were WarioWare GiT, Metroid Dread, and Advance Wars.
So that's another reason i hate Kazuya, for essentially raising my hopes up and bringing them down, but honestly that is a veeery small reason, and wouldn't make me hate him alone if it wasn't by that he is a character that literally doesn't want to make me play Smash, not playing as him, and from what i have seen of him, DEFINETLY not against him, i rather burn in the Hell of 8 Ness players burning me with PK Fire, i rather have get sliced to pieces by every Sword User in Smash, i rather be playing as a DIXIE ECHO, than to play this ****ing demon.
At the end of the day, his mechanics are the reason i rate him so low. I thought Ryu was already too much with his Pressure-Sensitive Normals (which originate from Street Fighter 1, even though SF1 sucks ass, and later revisions would convert the game to use the traditional 6-Button layout which has been the norm in literally almost all fighting games nowadays, thank god Sakurai is not behind Mario Party otherwise we would have those horrible Rotating the Analog Stick Minigames from 1 as a tradition) but NOW i have to deal with Kazuya's nonsense like "Up-Foward Tilt?" "Down-Back Tilt?" "Double Dash Attack?" No, just no.
Im really happy that i didn't brought Fighter Pass 2, otherwise it would have been a waste of Money.
0% Satisfaction.
Say fellas, did someone mention the Door to Darkness?
This is it. 3 Years, over 5 years of development, 6 Smash games, and it all comes down to this.
First up, let's look back at what i had to say to them back in 2019:
I said:
Is Kairi single?
Chance: 3%
Like Diddy Kong was seen as a Rare character before the Rare Buyout, Sora is in Spirit (heh) a Square character. He has all the hallmarks of one, and as such i don't see him as likely after Hero got in as the Major Square DLC ambassador. However, he is actually owned by Disney. That.......actually makes things worse.
Look, Sakurai has dealt with Square Enix (TWICE) and Konami, but we are not talking about Disney Interactive here (R.I.P) we are talking about The Walt Disney Company, a large powerful entity and one of the largest media companies on the planet (if companies had a tier list, Disney MUST be nerfed immediately) so i don't see Disney beign as friendly to Sakurai as Capcom, Konami, Sega, Square or even potential collaborators like Activision, Bathesda, Koei Tecmo and Level 5 because those are gaming companies that understand the power, influence, legacy and honor Nintendo and Masahiro Sakurai hold in their hands. Disney however, may see them as "beneath them", and therefore may not take them as seriously.
......then again Disney had no issue with Thanos Default Dancing in Fortnite and those Mickey Mouse games on the Genesis Mini (you know? Mickey Mouse? their most protected character?) so maybe they may be willing to play ball. Of course if FF and DQ are any indication, KH's representation will be limited, so no Mickey, Donald, Goody, Pluto, hell maybe not even Riku, Kairi (awwww.....) Roxas, Namine (godammit) ect, as spirits. Then there's the possibility of Haley Joel Osment not represing Sora due to him possibly beign a union voice actor, so we may have to stick to Sora beign full weeb on this one.
This is either a "multiple companies have to come to a mutual agreement" situation, or a "a large company that is VERY hard to deal with" situation.
Want: 25%
I enjoy Kindom Hearts......well the one 3DS game that i actually played and beat. I do not enjoy the convoluted plot (IS THERE ANY OTHER XEHANORT I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?!) that hinders the characters and game for the most part, but it reminds of a time when i saw Disney as this company full of charming animated movies like Emperor's New Groove and the Sword and the Stone and cartoons like Duck Tales and Recess as opposed to beign this massive pc entity that is nothing but the Killer Queen of companies (destroys any franchise that it touches but im not gonna go into detail because that is its own massive can of worms) full of morons and asshats that make ****ty Live Action adaptations and at the rate they are going there are gonna be more ****ty Live Actions than there are Xehanorts, but im getting off track here.
However, while i do prefer Sora to some of the other potential 3rd Parties (inlcuding those already in Smash like Bayo and Joker) im not full into him to be hyped. He would be like Cloud, where the fact that he is in the game is more hype than the attachment i have towards the character.
Plus, im weary of Dinsey even approaching Smash in any form or capacity. Sora is the ONLY thing i would be okay coming from Disney.
The other part of the reason as to why this rating is so low is because after FF and presumably DQ, i would not be excited for KH in Smash if they are gonna be so thin in terms of content. Like i know Shimomura is a Ult Composer, but Uematsu composed Brawl's theme and yet they could not bother to at least give us One Winged Angel, so im not im expecting a lot of music from KH should it come to Smash. At least with Geno all i care is about the playable character, while for Sora it would be disappointing if they cheaped out in all the other areas.
I would rather have a character who i have more of a personal attachment with, and one whose representation would be allowed to be much larger (as in, Mega Man or Castlevania levels of large, that would be sweet as ****)
Like many, i didn't saw him as likely after Hero's reveal (and ESPECIALLY after Seph's reveal) it just didn't seemed feasible to me. Me and KH have a weird history. The first game i ever played was Chain of Memories on PS2, i didn't had a Memory Card so i never got far beyond Traverse Town, and yet i kinda found it fun. I loved Kingdom Hearts in concept. Yeah FF characters being here was weird, but like most kids i loved Disney's animated canon films. The Sword and the Stone, Pinocchio, 3 Caballeros, Alice in Wonderland, Peter Pan, Jungle Book, Little Mermaid, Lion King, Hercules, Emperor's New Groove, Brother Bear, Treasure Planet, Meet the Robinsons, Princess and the Frog, Tangled and Wreck It Ralph, all of these movies were GREAT. Like many people here, people don't love Disney, the Company, but the characters and franchises that they own, and seeing them be introduced in this game series is great. If i was huge KH fan, you can bet your ass i would have EXPLODED when Toy Story and Monsters Inc were confirmed as KH3 worlds, those 2 are my favorite Pixar films.
The only reason i'm not a big KH fan is because i never got the chance to play most of them. While CotM was the first game i ever played, KHDDD for the 3DS was the first KH game i ever owned, played and beat. I distinctly remember buying it for my birthday, and i popped that ****** in the 3DS. and the intro was great. That orchestral version of Simple and Clean is the SAME one they used for Sora's trailer, so it was fitting,
it reminds me of that Wonderful World of Disney Intro that played on Disney Channel. I loved how Mickey was playing an orchestra in the lower part of the 3DS dual screen and jumped into action into the upper screen, little things from the DS/3DS era that are not a thing anymore sadly. The game while different from 1 and 2 in mechanics felt like a far better introduction to the series as a whole and what to expect than CotM's wierd card based gameplay, and while i would have preferred Quasimodo, Neku, Shiki, and Mickey as companions, i liked the Dream Eaters, they were fun companions and i felt rewarded when i got new abilities thanks to spending time with them. I was honestly SHOCKED to see the Mickey and the 3 Mousekeeters get a world of all things, i loved that movie as a Kid so to see it get its own world was a ****ing treat. The only complaints i had with that game is that i do think at least ONE more Disney world would have been nice instead of going back to Traverse Town, the Story being as complicated as expected (also Time Travel because **** you) i know if play all the games it will make more sense, but i still think these plot twist and threads are too complex for a Disney game (its not that i can't take this story seriously, i can take a bunch of Ninja Reptiles and a drunken Horse seriously, it's just that i don't think it should have been this complicated to explain). Flowmotion was also a great mechanic in this game, makes me wish Deep Jungle was in this game instead of KH1 as i feel it would have been a FAR more fitting world here due to the ability to wall climb, grind on rails, and swing much more easily.
There are things i don't like about KH in general, i still think the addition of FF characters feels superfluous and i don't like how they ignore any FF character that comes before 7 (except Setzer) and wish other Square franchises also made cameos like a Kefka or Magus Superboss, that the story has said earlier is too convoluted and Nomura should have hired a writer that was more fitting for the job (he is a designer, not a writer) and poor,
poor Kairi, i thought Grant Danasty and the KoF US Sports Team got cucked too hard in their home origins, but Kairi's only time to shine was in a DLC, and a ****ing Rhythm Game, that is just sad. Shame because she has such a cute character design and felt she would have be fun to play as seeing how much liked playing as Riku in DDD, i guess only Aqua is allowed to have any sort of Spotlight.
As for Sora himself, i do like his upbeat demeanor. After so many obnoxiously edgy main characters nowadays, Sora's friendly demeanor is a breath of fresh air, with his only flaw that the seems to suffer the same Flanderization **** that happened to Goku in Super (MUH MANGA ACCURACY cried the apologists) and made him dumber. His design, while still being that of a JRPG hero with a blade/sword, evokes a sense of whimsical cartoony vibe similar to that of Mickey Mouse and other Cartoon characters of the same cloth as him, and in the context of Smash, that is a very, VERY welcome aspect (even more so with his Timeless River design, im a sucker for Old-School Cartoon designs and Monochrome color schemes, thanks to the Mirage TMNT, i appreciate Black and White as an art design choice, and not as a limitation of the past) i would still have preffered a outright cartoony character like Crash or Rayman, but this was welcome after the likes of Joker and Kazuya who felt out of place in Smash, while Sora's Disney charm (with his trailer having him fly like Peter Pan) made it feel right at home with most of Nintendo characters, since Disney's movies and shows are a very influential and have also influenced some Nintendo franchises (that and Fleischer)
I'm also happy for his moveset being Simple and Clean, no absurd mechanics, no resource managing, just bringing the feel and the moves into Smash's environment, the way it should be.
I also admit part of the reason im happy with him is because it made up for all the wait for the last character. I was FIRMLY on the "Last character is gonna be lowkey", that "Smash always ends on a down note" and that "Characters like Sora and Crash make sense during the middle of the Pass". I couldn't have been more wrong.
I distinctly remember hearing about that leak, and PapaGeno's videos on it, the arguments he gave felt like grasping at straws...........yet i believed them. For some reason i WAS entertaining the idea of Sora in Smash despite both Hero and Sephorth being in Smash, despite Disney being Disney, and despite the general track record of last Smash reveals being on the lower end...............and Sora made it. When the last reveal stream went live, i went out of my way to not get spoiled, i rarely do that since i usually like hearing about leaks, and most unexpected picks are always on my least favorite list (WFT, Bayonetta, Sephiroth, Joker, PP) so i expected to see dissapointment as the way to end Smash Ultiamte, and seeing how FP2 it wasn't gonna be a shocker to me.
................and then, the flame of the Smash Logo started to vanish, and then everyone became a Trophy (is it Tabuu?), then suddenly a small fire appeared on the ground (Dark Souls?) and then Mario slowly approached that fire (Cinderace?)...........then Mario for some godforsaken reason threw the fire, and then..................the Mickey Symbol showed up, it was a Keyblade. I felt emotion, POSITIVE emotion, and emotion for a Smash reveal i didn't felt since Banjo's reveal in 2019, over 2 years. This was great.
Sora is Finally Here. For a second the cynical old me dissipated, and felt that hype again. A sense of excitement that i haven't felt for most of this DLC. Not for Terry, not for Hero, not for Pyra and Mythra, certaintly not for Joker, but for Sora. It was good to see that excitement in my heart again.
Objectively speaking, i think Sora was the best reveal to end Ultimate on. That hand-shake is the stuff of legend. Keep in mind i'm no a hardcore KH fan, and i still believe there really wasn't any other reveal that would have been this great. I felt back in Smash 4 that Sakurai wanted Bayonetta to be the big finale of the game, but she was too niche to really do such a thing, especially after the likes of Ryu and Cloud, plus being announced alonsgide Corrin left a sour taste in many people's mouths. Sora? no, THIS is the big deal, this was a great send-off for Ultimate, and for as much whining and smack talking i have done, it was a great way to say goodbye to my favorite Smash game of all.
So with all that said, my final rating for the final character is:
65% Satisfaction.
.....what? that's it? I praise Sora as the second coming of Jesus and i rate him lower than the likes of Terry, Banjo and Aegis?
Well you see, there is one reason i didn't give Sora a higher rating, and this isn't because he got over a character i would have preferred, it's a far bigger issue.
You see, Sakurai in that showcase also announced we were getting the KH series on Switch. THAT was such good news!, i can play as Sora in the Toilet and the Car and the Park while i go to fight Heartless in Agrahbah and Space Paranoids!, i can play KH1 and 2 back to back, i can enjoy the story without having to buy Multiple Systems! i can.............wait.....
.............................Cloud version?
Yeah, that killed a LOT of my hype. I mentioned before that i hate Joker's inclusion because his most popular game of origin REFUSED to come to Swtich while his Spin-Offs were brought into Nintendo systems. I still play Smash on Nintendo, and i hate it when a Third Party gets in Smash and refuses to bring their game of origins into Nintendo Platforms, im not gonna buy a PS4/XBOX one just because Third MCParty got into Smash, that is ridiculous, this is an expensive hobby. I hate Cloud gaming, i don't like being always Online in a game that isn't even Online-based, and i certainlty HATE the current trend of games going digital only, the day Gaming becomes Digital Only is the day i Pack My Stuff, say Arrivederchi and look for another hobby.
If Sora's games were ported into the Switch with the same care Dragon Quest XI had when it came to the Switch, i would have given Sora the highest rating out of all the DLC characters, even more so than Banjo, maybe even a 100% since this would mean he has more games on Switch than most Nintendo characters on the roster.........................but no, Square had to chicken out and put the bare minimum effort..................AGAIN.
Honestly Sora feels like a reverse Hero. Hero in Smash kinda sucks but him bringing his games into the Switch inlcuding his most recent one made me fond of him very quickly. Sora seems far more fun in Smash but i can't give a character like this any higher rating with such half-assed garbage ports. Crash 4 is on Switch and runs fine, Doom 2016 is on Switch and looks mostly fine. I can understand if they have difficulties porting KH3 since that was a 2019 PS4 game but KH1 and 2?, that is just incompetence, no other words.
It's also extremely frustrating because i would LOVE to play more Kingdom Hearts, i liked DDD so i am more than ready to binge more KH goodness, and yet it feels like Square doesn't want me to. I wanted some convenience, and i got a slap to the face.
So yeah, even with such huge reveal, i still gotta give the higher edge to Kairi and Namine................err i mean, Pyra and Mythra.
Like last time, i can't give FP2 a rating. But as you can see, i consider FP2 FAR, FAR worse in most aspects. Compared to the 3 characters i liked, 1 i didn't care about and 1 i hated, FP2 gives me 2 characters that i hate, 2 that i liked, and 2 that im mostly neutral about, and considering FP2 didn't fixed my complaint of DLC in Smash beign too Third Party centric (none of the third parties in FP2 outside of Sora i find interesting), i consider it a downgrade from the first, even with the Aegis and Sora in here. The lesson of the day is, NEVER buy Fighter Passes, until you know what content it holds. and knowing is Half the Battle!
Also in general, im dissapointed that with the exception of Banjo, none of the Third Parties as DLC are from platformers, that is one of my favorite Smash genres, and the aesthetic of Crash and Rayman would have been very welcome. I like JRPGs so the inclusions of Aegis, Sora, and Hero didn't affect me (honestly i would have preffered Lloyd over Kazuya) much, but i can see why it would affect othres.