crush
Smash Master
its always a great thread when crushes true believers start posting and converting others.This is a great thread.
crushtianity, the religion with the most valuable insight of all time, even better than beyonce's video.
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its always a great thread when crushes true believers start posting and converting others.This is a great thread.
not as insightful as my valuable insightalso, i grew up watching hugs play samus, and i still watch hugs play samus. his posts on matchups are incredibly insightful,
this is something Zoso would say, word for word.look man, i haven't played in a long time but when i do i still beat people that i don't think i should beat that are like...respectable to some extent.
Chris is legit.Chris is usually a class act all around.
"Taj that post was amazing.please get the large penis our of your mouth.
i generalized you because i can. i dont care about your post history, and no small wonder that youre one of those *******s who think religion = dogma LMFAO ANYWAY PLEASE BRO
i never threaten people at all LOL stop trying to act like im some kind of thug. no possible way you can lie to anyone to say that i threatened to shoot anybody.
also im not talking about what you looked up in your "legit" (aka ****) online dictionary, im talking about how the word is used in academia.
im a focused driven and smart player who not only is way ahead of you in every way intellectually (GA BORN AND RAISED *** YA), i also troll smashboards on occasion. and i dont like arrogant kids like you. the only people i "start" things with are people like you with egos the size of stars.
i can sit here and call you stupid and mediocre and garbage and full of **** and whatever for days, and you can do the same, and come up with new insults.
or u can actually read any published literature on discourse and logic, or talk to any professor of those subjects. dogmas are first principles that arguments are built off of. nothing more. if you think differently.... you. are. wrong. im sorry. you just are. at what point do you realize this. i mean oh my fuking god..
@mow- keep talking. im actually getting back into melee SERIOUSLY. and im going to tournaments, have a job to spend money, have a car, and practice every day on my tech skill. i will come to apex if i can, and my sister lives in dc, so i visit sometimes. if u actually think youre better, then put your money where your mouth is.
also druggedfox played me last winter when i hadnt touched melee for 3 months. i was a scrub then, and still am, but wont be for long.
So I think everyone has kinda become like MikeHaggar, just not as clever / funny and a few years late. I guess he started hating smashboards before all of you guys.My tea's gone cold, I wonder why. . . I got out of bed at all. The morning Rain clouds up my Window and I can't at all. And even if I could it'd all be grey! but your picture on my wall, It reminds me that it's not so bad - it's not so bad.
JR: Don't get me wrong, I actually love Kage in person / skype and stuff. But that doesn't mean his posts shouldn't be held accountable. I remember talking to him on Peef's state of the game and he definitely knows his stuff, but seriously some of the things he says on the boards seem like they're just bits of his warrior persona with a random metaphor. I mean no offense by this, but I feel like he's better than that, unless I'm the only one missing something vital. Seems like people gain something from him so I guess that's ok, I definitely admire his attitude towards the game, I'm the complete opposite of him so yeah, there is room for me to learn, so yeah, I'll try my best to understand you... I guess LOOOL.
Everyone else stop trolling and watch me vs jman, hax, m2k when they come out, I was probably playing some of the best Melee I've played in a while and could use you guys to help push me further =)
Also I met crush at the last tourny and I'm a huge fan. If he keeps up he'll be someone to keep an eye out for.
And I'm genuinely curious how you got your 18k. Not that I don't necessarily believe it, it's just you're not a household name to me like Ken, PC, etc. Was it mostly through teams / singles / regionals / mlgs / etc?
book man all you do is hate on me and make fun of me. i bet half my posts you respond to you dont even read because my posts have deeper meaning than the average trollboardslurker can see with his terrible vision due to playing super smash bros melee 5 hours a day. i dont deserve a ban at all, hence why ive only been banned once within my soon to be 6 month lifetime on smashboards. the only people who need to be banned are van., sinji, safehaven, and straight8We need a banhammer on crush and co.
Sinji can go too, for all I care.
I'm about ready to post some porn, myself.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@losers in this thread: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1QMQfrecy0&t=1m30s
also, i grew up watching hugs play samus, and i still watch hugs play samus. his posts on matchups are incredibly insightful, and he took a character with a tons of flaws and took her to her highest potential (so far)
ive never heard of leffen. and why is he insulting players whove been winning and placing high for like 4 years at least?
Improved either because I was exposed to more styles, or just had more fun and naturally got better because I've been playing newer people. I feel like WC has adapted really well to my style, and I've been stagnant for a while, but I'm sure it's a bit of both. I really want to see the vids to confirm this, but I think my style has changed a bit since I've been here so yeah, either way coming here has been good for my Melee. (so yeah what brookman said)Zhuu do you think you've improved since you came to the EC??? Or did it just help you get back on point etc
Stingers that post made my day
also zoso cant talk, hes too busy using his mouth to SUCK MASSIVE <*******==3this is something Zoso would say, word for word.
sucking massive stars? so zoso is up all the way in the sky? while youre at ground level?also zoso cant talk, hes too busy using his mouth to SUCK MASSIVE <*******==3
jason is really insightful, teaming with him and playing (getting ***** a few times) him must've been a bonus for zhu as well. Glad things worked out well for you zhu.He probably just wasn't as bored with the game since it's a newer croud. That and he was able to just **** everyone.
almost as insightful as my valuable insight.jason is really insightful
Sigged .(so yeah what brookman said)
probably scared reneblade would hire straight8 to wrestle/shoot himbrookman took away his reneblade sig
like 50 posts just today lolLOL, crush putting in mad work today....too good.
well I went back and read his posts to get some more insight to itLOOOOOL @ Stingers
I can see why you'd make fun of my post though. I posted it straight out of anger, so I do apologize for that.
He was being rude for zero reason though.
you should have went back and read my posts to get some valuable insightwell I went back and read his posts to get some more insight to it
I can't imagine myself being the one to try and understand his point of view when he was capable of insulting me quickly before coming to understand mine.well I went back and read his posts to get some more insight to it
I believe the problem here is cultural differences. When you're accustomed to something being a certain way (there are no good samuses in europe), you'll be more likely to defend those beliefs when someone challenges them (someone posting your writeup on the falco MU). He has never had any problems with samuses before (since there are none where he is from), and naturally assumes that he would have no trouble with any other ones (esp. after beating IHSB, a notable US samus). The difference in you twos skill level not being readily apparent, he wrote you off simply because he doesn't have any way to gauge your skill level. And you, being incredibly prideful, came in here and took it as an attack >.> when really it was just him not having any way to know in the first place!
It's like armada before he came here. "Oh, Cort or Vidjo never really did that good, so I don't think this armada guy will be able to stack up." so then ppl make assumptions, and then ppl get butthurt after their reality crumbles down around them in a pile of ash and rubble. u dig?
actually, i was thinking about it when i got all the flaming for it. i got out of high school in 2005 and i took a year off of school before going to college in august 2006 and i spent most of that year off going to regionals and taking easy or locally sponsored money. i pretty much just realized that while the big tournaments are bigger than ever, the "go to a 60 man tournament every weekend" is really gone from smash. i mean there was a time when you could go to a tournament in NYC with like 60 people and everyone in the room would be threatening and they just drew in a ton of money constantly.And I'm genuinely curious how you got your 18k. Not that I don't necessarily believe it, it's just you're not a household name to me like Ken, PC, etc. Was it mostly through teams / singles / regionals / mlgs / etc?
That's pretty immaculate.i made this picture
i call it...MASTER PAVIOR AT WORK
^Incorrect statementIn the grand scheme of things, $0.02 is a worthless amount of money.