*POUND* 5 Three's MM me or GTFO thread $700$

[Pi]

record all ur mm's

its gonna suck to lose so much money

poor guy

hey pc jona record all your matc.....oh wait you aint goin cause you a *****

I'm on it beezy




SWD let's MM if I go to this $10 my Fox your Samus

lmk when you buy the plane ticket son, i don't want to make plans for 88$ when you aint showin up

I will destroy you with kirby.

uh, no you won't, gtfo my thread

Easiest $5 I'll ever make.

My fox

rofl ignorant foxes, guarantee you'll hate the matchup after i'm done w/ you

I'm down,lets keep it at $5. i'm cool with you so don't want too take too much plata from you hahaha

poor ignorant naive linguini
plup gonna wreck you den im gonna wreck you

$40 MM my sheik. All on jungle japes best of 7 take it or leave it

no, ...no.

 

[SlimNasty]

Why are all these cocky no-name scrubs challenging other cocky no-name scrubs to money matches as if they are vastly superior? It's funny.

I'll mm you scrub

 

[Pi]

u tell em nasteee
crock U A *****

fl pride though <3

**** hilt get off my ****

 

[BBQ°]

Grand total of: 88$ & 20pack of corn dogs IN MY POCKET

you can't fit 20 corn dogs in your pocket....

possibility money match
$9
best 3/5

 

[Pierce7d]

This thread is so bad ***.

 

[Druggedfox]

Okay, I'll be more specific then:

I'll have a $5 MM using my fox.

I'll have a $5 MM using my falco.

(And if you want my marth, you can have it, but you already have enough bad matchups on your plate =P)

 

[GOD!]

Lol I kind of like this guy

LEt's just hope he's not like this irl

 

[COHEED AND CAMBRIA]

Lol im from ohio so that does make it unknown who i am doesnt it MIDWEST PREVAIL!

 

[M@1funk$hun]

record all ur mm's

its gonna suck to lose so much money

poor guy

he's probably gonna come into some mad cash within the next year which is why he's not doing this at ROM3

gonna need to kill his grandma for the life insurance cash to pay for this though

 

[Pi]

you can't fit 20 corn dogs in your pocket....

possibility money match
$9
best 3/5

i'll put 20 ****ing corndogs wherever the **** i want to put 20 ****in corndogs
& let me know if you are sure you're comin

Okay, I'll be more specific then:

I'll have a $5 MM using my fox.

I'll have a $5 MM using my falco.

(And if you want my marth, you can have it, but you already have enough bad matchups on your plate =P)

you already got your ticket? sure you're coming?
**** YO ***** *** GIMME YO MARTH I'LL 4STOCK YOU N MAKE YOU START MAININ PUFF

Lol im from ohio so that does make it unknown who i am doesnt it MIDWEST PREVAIL!

lolmidwest
lolunknowns
get that weak **** outta here, i'll stop you n your whole region

 

[Druggedfox]

I'm not guaranteed coming, but chances are I'll be there.

Doesn't matter, I'll beat you without even going

 

[COHEED AND CAMBRIA]

Then do me in a All jungle japes mm i'll even go peach if you prefer that is unless you can't handle that

And im dead serious Japes is my stage i won't lose

 

[Pluplue]

Lol I kind of like this guy

LEt's just hope he's not like this irl

dont worry, he is.

 

[-ShadowPhoenix-]

Lmfao

swd got dis!!!

 

[Pi]

I'm not guaranteed coming, but chances are I'll be there.

Doesn't matter, I'll beat you without even going

without even going...
this guy...
drugged man you good, you good, but may i remind you of our tourney record
step up ya game son

Then do me in a All jungle japes mm i'll even go peach if you prefer that is unless you can't handle that

And im dead serious Japes is my stage i won't lose

that's less than minium wage for that type of labor, gtfo

dont worry, he is.

plup dun let me catch you talkin **** in ma forum now, ima have ta 3stock ya!!

Lmfao

swd got dis!!!

I'M SAYIN

 

[COHEED AND CAMBRIA]

****nn i see. It would have been fun to take your money but okayyy

 

[BBQ°]

i'll put 20 ****ing corndogs wherever the **** i want to put 20 ****in corndogs
& let me know if you are sure you're comin

of course man. i'm going for sure if i get a job, and I ****in better get a job lol

 

[TANK64]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! This thread is amazing. Y'all should know better than to MM SWD!
You can't win!, he knows how to swd for goodness sake! It's suicide!
You might as well set up a direct deposit to his checking account.

Also back off of ICG! He's cool, well.. he's crazy but...

 

[DippnDots]

Insanely Cool Guy moar liek

 

[_wzrd]

dude. LOL this thread is amazing.

I dunno you SWD, but this is hilarious & I will be rooting for you to win those corndogs

 

[rhan]

I'll **** you.

 

[Pierce7d]

Put your money where you mouth is rhan!

Seriously, this thread is so hype. I hope this happens on Sunday, so I can see them, since I won't be at ROM on Sat.

 

[JOS.fm]

superwavedash number 1 fan here am I

 

[Pi]

i knew this community was full of lil *****es
how many melee entrants we expecting at pound5? 400? 500?

you'd think the requests would be floooding in
but naaaaa
everyone too busy knowing their bad to step up and say **** this guy i can beat him
instead they're askin everyone they know who is this guy how good is he do you think i can beat him? should i mm him? idk what if i lose

****ing SCRUBS
you think professional/good players in anything think like that? noo! **** no!
they ****ing train their *** off and become the best they ****ing can and if your desire is to be the best then you will be the best and that's the mindset you need so step the **** up, put some $$$ on the line, and practice and practice and ****ing win that ****!

you think ima ***** out because notable players have challenged me? you think the thought of losing is consuming my mind right now? well you're wrong, i've been playing melee with everyone i can find, taking tips advice observing my playstyle, theorizing new/innovative things, perfecting my combo's, punishes, noting which situations i'm safe to attack from, or which situations i'm probably going to lose in and becoming better

i'm going to scrape the floor w/ all these mother ****ers, take my money, buy all the losers a $0.25 gumball, hit up the nearest ihop/dennies/whatever the **** is open and treat whoever i think is cool to a meal

matter o fact the people who worry me more than the names i've heard of is the names i haven't heard of because they're the ones who've got drive, the others are just coasting on an already solidified placing which is about to get liquified


[Edit] also announcing a short prelude of **** to come in video format

 

[Pluplue]

If I go to pound 5 "SUPERWAVEDASH" then ima mm you for as much money as you can layout.

 

[Deleted member]

i'll money match max amount and am willing to do infinite sets

my falcon vs ur samus

 

[L__]

I came into this thread purely for the sake of reading what s2j had to say

my money would be on s2j

 

[TANK64]

S2J's falcon... mmmm. That's a match I would actually like to see.
Should be close (although for S2J this is based almost solely on team vids lol).
My money would be on SWD! (he's actually a god)

 

[Pi]

s2j i got you
gonna suck to get your buzz killed getting 3-0'd

infinite sets..this niggga...

 

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

pretty sure s2j's got that HugS training

 

[Pi]

pretty sure my name aint HugS

 

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

that's exactly my point.

 

[Pi]

that's exactly my point.

so what happens when i stomp s2j into the ground

 

[L__]

it won't happen

 

[Pi]

it won't happen

you're boring, please leave my thread, exits are located at the top right of your computer screen

 

[L__]

you're no fun

 

[Pi]

you give me very little to work with
if i have to try too hard i'm not going to do it

*that's what she said

 

[L__]

I like what you're doing here and I hope your mms go well Mr. SWD

I'm looking forward to the hype, and these mms better be recorded

 

[skrach8]

im gunna fruckin wreck this rookie n!gga

 

[Pragmatic]

LOL.

Why are people getting so defensive? These aren't personal attacks. This man has heart.

Go get them, son.