Wow, just wow! Pound 3 was definitely super fun and super official! So much sh*t going on and that happened, it was crazy. Mad sh*t like staying at HAT's place was crazy and doing Mario Party 4 money matches, walking OD mad long to and from the venue, the lights randomly turning off at the venue, me eating cereal hardbody, me having my bowser doll in my sweater for over 20 hours on both days, and mad other cool stuff. This was the greatest tournament I've ever been to. I had so many intense matches and upsets, it wasn't even funny. My main purpose for going to Pound 3 was to prove if I'm the best Bowser player. Yes Eggz, I said it again, lol. Hopefully I accomplished that goal. My other reason for going was to kick a$$ in teams with my partner, Alukard. Aight everyone, here goes the shoutouts.
Alukard: It was our first time teaming up for a tournament and it had to be a big one called Pound 3. You were a lil scared because I was gonna be using Bowser in teams so we wouldn't have made it far, but we definitely did. Our team combos was beast and we ***** that we placed 13th. It was mad fun teaming with you and us crazy a$$ Dominicans gotta do it again. We represented New York and SWAT/KF hardbody! N*ggas need to get at us!
Jman: All that training I gave you paid off, lol. It sucks you couldn't get out of polls because of a tie breaker but its aight, you're too young, too good, too famous, and too sexy. You desroyed teams with Hax placing 5th and ya too young to play this game. Who the f*ck does that, lol? Good sh*t son, I'm proud of your wack a$$, lol. SWAT/KF All Dai
Hax: Why are you Isai's son? You're definitely the prodigy of Smash, no doubt about it. You beasted in teams with Jman getting 5th, and you f*cking kneed your way through singles getting 9th I believe. You're lucky you're only 13 and you only have school and smash to think about, lol. Good sh*t to you too lil negro. Also, its definitely a true fact that you had the biggest d*ck at Pound, especially bigger than Chillin's, lol. SWAT/KF All Dai
Zro: Thanks for handling all the business with the bus, talking with people, and all that other crap. We definitely went smooth sailing to Pound with no problems, except when that random car hit our bus, lol. It was good to have you around and we definitely kicked everyone's a$$es in Mario Party 4, lol.
Papa Dav3: Of course, a tournament of that caliber is never complete without having your crazy a$$ there. You're definitely super fun to be around with and thanks for entertaining people with your presence and for bringing Brawl. Although, the biggest thanks is taking us from HAT's place all the way to the bus at New Jersey, mad close to New York. It was blast in the car and definitely in Burger King, lol. SWAT gotta go to your crib and play Brawl. Aight *****, stay black, WuTang, lol.
PC Chris: Thanks for teaming with me against Chillin' and Chu in the money match. We ***** and won because its just like you said, you do all the work and I'm just there for support and to hold stocks, lol. Good sh*t in the tournament and especially in the crew battle. Thanks for putting me in the crew for the regionals. It sucks we couldn't finish it because I was gonna **** with Bowser, lol. We gotta team for a weekly sometime or for any tournament.
ChuDat: You definitely got revenge on me after me and PC beat you and Chillin' in the teams money match. It was the first time I ever faced your godly Ice Climbers and I was close that I took you to your last stock. Get at my Mario! I'll get my dollar back next time, lol. You're a cool, sexy dude, lol.
Chillindude: I know you're scared of facing my godly Bowser in singles but its aight, I understand. Nah, I'm just playing. It was cool playing with you, but we gotta team sometime. Our team name will be "Nintendo's Chillin' DJ", lol. By the way, don't be jealous Hax has a bigger d*ck than you, lol.
Col Bol: We had the most intense pool set ever. Ha ha, I got the final winning hit with Bowser's U-air, lol. Your fox is definitely something to be scared of and you're definitely a super cool dude. What a great mix, lol.
Dope: Tell me the comeback for the win I made with Bowser on our pool set when I had 242% on my last stock on Dreamland with your two stocks wasn't epic, lol? I won that set but then you got revenge on me in the second set we had in our 3rd round in pools. Your Falco is definitely mad beast though. We gotta do a tie breaker set though because we're 1-1 in sets, Bowser vs. Falco, lol.
Kage: Thanks, my Bowser doll is definitely mad cute. I hope he was intimidating too, lol. Your Ganon is definitely among the best I've ever seen. I wish Bowser's shield was better because that shield of his can't hold up to Ganon F-airs that well. It was fun playing with you. Your red eyes made you look mad creepy and evil, lol.
Joe Bushman: Your Ganon is definitely on some serious business still. A big, tough guy like yourself shouldn't be scared of Jungle Japes though, lol. Good played set but Bowser is still the bigger, badder character.
MikeHAZE: When you randomly spotted me and asked me to money match your Fox with my Bowser, I was like, "Hmmm, I wonder who this guy is?" Later on, I knew who it was. My bad, lol. Your Fox is nice though and we had a good set. Get at my Bowser though, lol.
Darkrain: Our pool set was amazing. I'm surprised I did so well against you and took you to the last match, last stock. I hate fighting Falcon too, lol. I wish I didn't SD on Jungle Japes. I was so close to winning. Good sh*t though but I'll get you next time. I've always admired your Falcon and you're among the best. Get at yourself, lol.
Watty: That was one of the very few sets I had to pull out Dr. Mario because I like to fight Samus's with him. I'm sorry for my gay playing style, lol. Your Samus is mad nice though and it was fun to play with you.
Hugs: You stepped up to the challenge and asked to money match your Samus against my Bowser. Of course I was gonna accept. Right in the beginning you said that it doesn't have to be for money since the matchup is mad gay but I didn't care. I like fighting Samus with Bowser anyway, even though it really is gay. I had the set won in the second match but I didn't act quick enough on what I wanted to do. Then you beat me in the third match too to win the set. Its all good, it was a super fun and long set. Bowser and Samus don't die, lol. You among other people also said I have the best Bowser, thank you very much sir, lol. Your Samus is mad smart, WTF, lol?!
Green Mario: I finally, finally, f*cking finally had a chance to meet the infamous and godly Green Mario, lol. Your Mario definitely is super beast and among the best, if not the best. I don't know about that though because my Mario is here, lol. If we team, we will destroy because it'll be the best offensive Mario and the best defensive Mario together. We gotta do it son, lol!
Boss: Your Mario is mad crazy. I had fun playing with you and having those Mario matches. You're mad chill too. You had a very cool and gangsta Mario T-shirt, lol!
Anther: Your Pikachu is definitely among the best I've ever seen. Good sh*t for making it into brackets. My Pikachu is beast too, get at him. We should team and do double Pikachu.
Eggm: It's definitely always cool to have you around and you definitely **** like always. It was mad funny when you couldn't believe it and you went all the way outside when I told you I beat Col Bol with Bowser in pools, lol. Quit life, lol.
Got dammit that was alot of shoutouts. I know I missed people so it was good playing with all of ya, I hope to see ya again sometime, good games, and get at my Bowser, lol. SWAT/KF ***** this tournament. Bowser for the f*cking win, lol!!! Sorry for making this too long everyone.