picture this: you're inside a giant jar of marinated **** fetta cheese. You were teleported there by a wizard. Suddenly you hear a ringing/beeping sound in your ear! It's otacon. They say something about your snake and you cover yourself with a handy piece of cheese that looks like a pair of pants.
As you grow accustomed to the squishy by strangely comforting pants you remember that otacon was talking to you! You start listening again in time to hear that they're sending supplies, but you have to choose one of three options:
1) A lifetime supply of Byron Bay Salsa.
2) A **** load of pasta to eat the fetta with.
3) Clothes. In pants pocket : a rubber band, used sticky tape, fresh chewing gum, a bobby pin, 2 AA batteries.
They also tell you that five minutes and 24 seconds after you receive the supplies, a dog will be launched from a passing bowl of bolognese. This is obviously an explosive dog that threatens the existence of at least the entire world as we know it. We can safely assume that contact with any surface or substance for longer than 3 seconds, or at a velocity great than an unladen swallow, will result in the dog exploding. This will cause you to die.
The previous 3 options could help you in preventing the dog from wreaking havok.
McGuyver tools are your disposal:
- The three previous supply drops.
- A massive jar of fetta.
- Your glasses
- A member of the smash community of your choosing.
- Your money pouch with Sam's winnings from that boost ages ago.
What Do You Do
