NC Brocator Thread!

[Ocean]

on subject, you guys are awful when it comes to women.

money match, you pencil-mustached mother****er?

 

[Lightsyde]

vDavid's mustache would win 3 v 1's against any of your mustaches.

Its only real rival is JMatt's beard.

 

[Ocean]

too bad mustaches are disgusting.

on the matter of beards though...

 

[SK919]

That gif is amazing

 

[Priestess]

what does it mean to be a theo?????

 

[~Twitch~]

money match, you pencil-mustached mother****er?

moustachio

you guys are gay.

 

[Ocean]

what does it mean to be a theo?????

 

[Lightsyde]

It means

To play the flute and have mysterious love affairs with strange asian men.

"Sheik dittos"

"Chain grabbing"

 

[Dorsey]

I was about to say that theo is a pretty cool guy so if anything it's a compliment...

but I like josh's explanation better.

Professional skin flautist from Duke

 

[Bl@ckChris]

you'll have to meet him to understand.

 

[Lightsyde]

You have to ask him why he's so mad to understand.

 

[Dorsey]

Ahh looking back theo I'm sorry about saying that about you. It was kind of a low blow...

From now on I won't tell anyone new that you go to duke for first impression's sake.


man.. this thread has kept me entertained at work today.

 

[TJ Infinat]

http://www.dorkly.com/embed/13260/smash-bros-song-fk-you-parody
this guy kinda reminds me of some smashers. . . .

 

[vZakat]

Twitch, I mustache you a question.

What should I do for my 1337 post?

 

[Dop]

but seriously

TO: Priestess

pics or gtfo

 

[Juno McGrath]

Ahsem coming in with that **** post

 

[-ACE-]

TO: Priestess

pics or gtfo

Legit. We need to play melee.

If anyone wants to come play melee with me I'll pay for most of your gas, as long as I still have my free hotel room. This goes for everyone. Obv this means free housing.

 

[Moophobia]

Peach and ****.

 

[Priestess]

Egh. Transportation, doog. Thats what its all about.

 

[Divinokage]

TO: Priestess

pics or gtfo

Noo.. be careful.. the smashers are a bunch of hungry guys which WILL stalk the girls. I've heard stories..

 

[Priestess]

Dont worry, i work at a restuarant. I know about hungry guys. My milkshake. . . . Yeah, my milkshake.

 

[Bl@ckChris]

that's a good *** offer, ACE. I wanna take you up on it pretty bad, but I have a feeling you're still ultra far in nags head...we'll see.

 

[Dr Peepee]

Maybe I'll find a way to make a trip to Ace.

Hopefully.....

 

[-ACE-]

Do it guys. I may work 10-12 hours a day but that's a free stay at the beach and 4+ hours of melee till I pass out. Kage this goes for you too.

did I mention free beer? Oh yeah I don't have to for the nc bros.

 

[NearZzz]

Started listing and just decided to make a short quick reference guide. NC Melee only.

Karn: Alex Ward
Stingers: Alex Featherngill
Twitch: Alex Nanney
Dr Peeps: Kevin Nanney
PLUR: Christen Jones
BlackChris: Chris Nicholas
Mr Fiz: Jordan Cummings
Foxy: Austin Heinz
Gofg: John ****ing Wittle
DarkHart: Lucas Portnoy
Ace: Dave Blackmon
Dorsey: Jesse Blackmon
LOZR: Adam Jones
TC/Xeritross: Gerod Walthall
Dop: Aasem Ahmad
Sneak: Earl Holiday
Yay: Michael Harrell
Zio: Nunzio Brandy
Ron: Camron Milani (Ronald Wardell)
Slasher King: Bryan Allison
Snap: Dylan Lawing
Ocean: Kyle Rhoads
I've Jihad It: Ali Qamber
The General: Steven Wright
vZakat: David Branch
0Room: Alex Kentopp
Emma Watson's Boyfriend: John Boney
TJ Infinat: TJ Richardson
Pyrostormer: Jim Pearse
Ph00tbag: James Curtiss
Smith: Smith Shanazari (current FB name >_>)
THO: David David (thanks Cam!)
Moophobia: Zach Hayes
DJRome: Liang Hou
Crystalnite: Theo(dore) La Rose
Pac!: James Alderman
Spoon: Marty McCarthy
Omni: Ben Savoldi
KillerSOS: Adam Melrose
Keith Da Thief/Bebi/Mongoose/Keef/Villain89: Keith Ford
JMH: Matthew Hippert
EMB: Ethan Bell
Bden: Brandon Hawk/Haulk
KSK: Michael Abbaspour
Kadaj: Craig Church
Darksyde: Joshua Viverette

Mmmmk I think this is the relevant list. Have fun facebooking.

I'll likely edit this.

"Hell yeah this is ****"

well the last time I asked a girl's age, a collection of people shouted "GET IT IN KYLE" so I have a right to avoid that question.

"Last time I talked about girls with Kyle at UNCG, I had some girls lookin at me in disgust about her age"

haha.... *poof* straight salami in here

***** is gone like amy

"LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"


"Anyways, all I gotta say is....

"

-Smith

 

[~Twitch~]

Twitch, I mustache you a question.

What should I do for my 1337 post?

:smoke: hmmmm...sheriff twitch says...

make a post about why you love roy...

please

 

[DJRome]

i forgot to post this story when it happened, but anyways:

in front of the ymca two days ago

there was a bad accident

and then the light turns red and i stop

and then i turn around to take a look at it

before i turn my head past 90 degrees to my left

bam, i get rammed in the a

fook

reminded me of when i was at kroger last summer and waiting to turn onto the road

and then the truck in front of my reverses into the car

why do people hit me when im not moving?

 

[Dark Hart]

damn, you okay DJ?

 

[Moophobia]

DJ Crouch Canceled it

 

[Dark Hart]

probably, knowing him

 

[Dorsey]

that's a good *** offer, ACE. I wanna take you up on it pretty bad, but I have a feeling you're still ultra far in nags head...we'll see.

4 hours for you. Pretty ****ty, but only an hour away from me. I drive up to dave's anyway to throw down all the time so if you or anyone that comes, I will come to play as well. Going up there tomorrow night.. we're gonna go see asg w/ a few bros. They're from wilm. so I bet you've heard of them. One of these days I'll prob. be in wilmington soon though.

DJ Crouch Canceled it

lol

 

[Bl@ckChris]

oh, i'm back in greensboro for good now.

 

[Dorsey]

ohhh.. probably about the same though. nags head to raleigh is 3 hours or less, depending on how you drive.

 

[Priestess]

TO: Priestess

pics or gtfo

You first.

 

[Dorsey]

and DJ... getting rammed in the *** sounds ****ty, no matter how you look at it. I'd be pissed, glad you're ok seemingly

 

[DJRome]

thanks, i got a fever and was pretty sore but im rested up now

 

[Ocean]

"Last time I talked about girls with Kyle at UNCG, I had some girls lookin at me in disgust about her age"

smith and I have had conversations since then.
and they resulted in me having to roll down the windows to get the imaginary smell of **** out of my car.

 

[-ACE-]

Tonight: John ****ing Wittle. That guy

rofl.

 

[Moophobia]

AND IT'S MAKE ME WANNA DAAANNNNCCCEEEEEEEEE
c

 

[SK919]

pinheadz just touched my heart. yo that kid raaaaaaaaaaaaaapes