My Little Pony General

[Z'zgashi]

Hmmmm, HMMMMMMMM

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[:mad:]

Hmmmm, HMMMMMMMM

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Reported for spamz!

I'd hate to see Spike grow into a dragon like that, now that I think about it.

 

[Dru2]

you miss being a mod, don't you?

And yeah, that would suck. I remember seeing a pic about spike being an old dragon.

 

[ぱみゅ]

I'm trying hard not to read any spoiler.... it kinda hurts...

 

[Elyssa Xey Hexen]

http://siriusuplink.com/upgrade.php/u/958972/137523621.html

 

[Hot_ArmS]

new episode wasnt good? its all downhill from here

 

[Pikabunz]

Last episode is gonna be amazing. I can feel it.

 

[Leaf.]

They just got all of the "bad" (which wasn't much, btw) out of their system so they could make the last ones the best ever.

 

[Spelt]

last episode is gonna be about how hitler actually turns out to be god and stalin is jesus and they're gay for each other.

 

[Leaf.]

Damn it.
This isn't xat, and I can't ban you.

Time for the "tolerate" in love and tolerate.

 

[Spelt]

you could just ignore me.

 

[IsmaR]

I for one love and tolerate you just the way you are.

 

[ph00tbag]

Why would you ban Spelt? He's like the biggest brony in the thread.

 

[Rabbi Panda]

Did anyone notice Twilight Sparkles going into the Avatar State in the last episode?

 

[Z'zgashi]

UCKING PANDA IS BACK!!

My love is at ts prime.

 

[Sparkchu]

I was okay with it until they showed the entire body.
Then I got upset. Only differences were the spiky tail and damaged wings.

What about the fact that it breathed fire instead of just smoke. This version was practically threatening.

 

[IsmaR]

I liked this dragon. If only for the fact that was outwitted/attacked by an owl. Silly dragons.

 

[Sinister Slush]

Alright Laugh (slush), you need to go get that list.

[collapse=Collapsed Cause Delicious Glances]# -1: Doctor Whooves traveled back to far in time.
#1: Feel free to talk about ponies.
#2: POST PONIES!!!
#3: We are bronies.
#4: Bronies are friends.
#5: Bronies generally do not forget, but will always forgive.
#6: Bronies have the potential to be horrible, senseless, uncaring monsters... but aren't.
#7: Bronies always deliver.
#8: There are no real rules about posting (besides the ones already posted).
#9: There are no real rules about the Spoiler and NSFW buttons either, enjoy your ban.
#10: If you enjoy any rival sites, post links in /www/.
#11: Oatmeal is crazy. COMPLETELY. INSANE.
#12: Do NOT challenge Fluttershy to a staring contest!
#13: Steven Magnet is and always will be more fabulous than you. But you're beautiful too.
#14: Party hard!
#15: If it exists, there's pony of it
#16: Always add streamers.
#17: Do not read 'Cupcakes'
#18: Do NOT read 'Cupcakes'.
#19: If 'Cupcakes' has been read, do not post anything about 'Cupcakes'
#20: THAT INCLUDES THE SHADED PIC GODDAMNIT!!!
#21: Even lurking in a pony thread makes you a Brony, welcome to the Herd.
#22: POSTING IN ALL CAPS IS not CRUISE CONTROLL TO COOL.
#23: Never mind, from now on use the bold font.
#25: This rule comes before Rule 24 at all times.
#24: See? Told you!
#26: Just kidding, I posted Pinkie Pie.
#27: Just kidding again, Gilda roasted Pinkie Pie
#28: Stop feeding the parasprites! Fluttershy can feed the parasprites, though.
#29: A tuba is needed, and a banjo if you can find it.
#30: Joining the Conversion Bureau is optional.
#31: Shrug pictures are always appropriate.
#32: Her name is Derpy Hooves, not Ditzy Doo.
#33: Hitler is a respectable and cherished member of the community.
#33:.5 His reaction towards non-bronies is frowned upon, though.
#34: If it exists, there's a shipping thread about them.
#35: What did I say about that NSFW button?
#36: You can get through a religion thread without arguing.
#37: Convert or Consume! So says demon-possessed Pinkie Pie.
#38: For the sake of all ponies around you, do NOT attempt to make Rarity whine!
#39: Statler and Waldorf love Rarity, no matter what they say.
#39.5: You see that? Those tiny horses made a rule about us! dooooooohohoho
#40: This rule is as many as four tens. And that's ok.
#41: Needs to be 20% cooler, no exceptions.
#42: Pinkie Pie is free to break the 4th wall, and it is steadily loosing containment.
#43: Know the difference between a tree and a pony. It will save your life one day.
#44: The difference between a tree and a pony is that a tree is yellow with pink hair and is much cuter.
#45: The dogs wanted whining.
#46: When Fluttershy drops her balls, so do you. No exceptions.
#47: Star Trek is relevant to Pinkie Pie: You will get Pinkied. Resistance is futile.
#48: Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows!
#49: Rainbow Dash is not a lesbian unless it aids the joke, story, or Shipping thread.
#50: Please don't post pony porn. Every time you do a Fluttertree gets chopped down.
#51: Only Pony Gaga knows when somepony has made de magicks!
#52: Winter wrap up, because tomorrow spring is here.
#53: The 80s will never die in Ponyville.
#54: Always have insulin nearby when watching ponies.
#54.5: Make sure you have sugar nearby as well.
#55: Luna is faking it; she's never alone. She's tricking you. It's a trap! Run, everypony!
#56: Princess Molestia enjoys watching you clop. Rainbow Dash too on prime numbered days.
#57: Celestia does so enjoy planning executions. Don't try and stop her or it'll be yours.
#58: Take a drink every time the show title drops.
#59: AEIOU
#59.5: You are laughing for real right now.
#60: The original video was about the moon. Therefore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is a realistic representation of Luna's 1000 year entrapment.
#61: Fluttershy sings better than you, so does Rarity.
#62: Pinkie pie sings louder than you, so does Sweetybelle.
#63: Somepony already made guy versions of the mane cast, please make more.
#64: Butterscotch has made you consider being a colt cuddler no exceptions.
#65: Applejack is always relevant.
#66: Twilight has already read about it in a book.
#67: No matter how hard the CMC try, they won't get their cutie marks.
#68: All rules relating to tyrant Celestia are disputed.
#69: Scootabuse is NOT permited.
#70: Derpy is the muffin.
#71: Derpy speaks in a Cockney accent.
#73: The parasprites ate rule 72. Didn't I tell you this would happen?
#74: Derpy has already emptied your fridge, and may have been the eater of 72 also.
#75: Derpy is the best mom this side of Equestria
#TOOT: TOOT
#Wait: What the heck comes after Toot?
#APPLES: Why can't I hold all these rules?
#OK Guys: No more rules that don't involve numbers.
#77: if they are ponies, there is filly artwork of them. no exceptions.
#78: The Great and Powerful Trixie doesn't need to follow these silly words.
#79: No matter how hard you try you'll never be as cool as Knight Spike. But you can get close.
#80: Any rule that is a non traditional number can be placed anywhere in the list,
#SEE?: Told you!
#81: You gotta shareeeee, you gotta careeeeeeee!
#82: The writer for rule 81 was trapped in the moon for 1000 years.
#83: The writer for rule 82 was given the elements of harmony.
#84: Rules 82 and 83 are nonexistant. They were never there.
#85: Everypony ships lyraXbonbon
#86: tis rule isnt gramaticly correck for reson unonw
#87: It's always party time. No exceptions.
#88: Why not try a holiday in Appleloosa this year?
#89: See the lovely Apple Orchards.
#90: The Horse drawn Horse drawn carriages.
#91: And many interesting furry animals.
#92: Including the majestik buffalo.
#93: A buffalo bit my sister once.
#94: No really she was carving her initials into the Buffalo.
#95: Apple pie solves all problems with buffalo. Try it.
#96: We're sorry for the fault in rules 88-95, those responsible have been trampled by Rabbits.
#97: Pinkie! careful with that pie!
#98: We now verify the existence of rules 1-97 by giving a brohoof.
#99: Everypony breaks rules 17-20 eventually.
#99.5: I haven't broken rules 17-20
#100: To the writer of rule 99.5, You will, you will.
#101: Everyponypony will take the rules as seriously as they see fit.
#102: This rule exists. Seriously, it does. It's right there.
#103: The Grand Galloping Gala is a huge deal.
#104: Most rules are not relevant. Then there are rules that are.
#105: Pinkie Pie sense will help you realize the difference.
#106 I refuse to use this "colon" of which you speak.:
#107: OmygoshOmygoshOmygoshOmygoshOmygosh!
#108: YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!
#109: Philemina is a jerk.
#110: Angel bunny is just a tough lover.
#111: Celestia was here.
#111.5: Celestia gets all gets.
#112: Losing a friend's trust is the fastest way to lose a friend.
#112.5: FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!
#113: Taking baths with a toothless Aligator is good for the health.
#114: Gummy is the best pet ever. No exceptions!
#114.5: Angel is offended.
#115: We typed all of this with our hooves.
#116: What are you talking about? I used my unicorn magic.
#117: axsd asd i asd a asdjklasdweu89sd./fd (this was typed with hooves).
#118: I told you to stop arguing with me!
#119: Fluttershy's sorry for all the arguing.
#120: Pinkie's pinkie sense is always right, Never doubt it
#121: The best way to fight your fears is to laugh at them.
#122: Everypony gets down on Friday for more ponies, cus on that day I see my frens!
#123: Pinkie is always watching.
#124: The Ponytariat is the backbone of Equestria.
#125: Those leaves of blue are not a joke.
#126: She's not an evil enchantress! She's an alchemist. And she didn't have to lose an arm and a leg to do it.
#127: You will DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW. No exceptions!
#128: Applebloom just gave you diabeetus. Best death ever.
#129: We do not talk about G3
#130: WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT G3
#130.5: There was a G3?
#131: You will love Luna unrequitedly. You will make her feel better. It doesn't matter that she doesn't exist after episode 2, you love her anyway.
#132: TL;DR, be nice to Luna.
#133: Do not overwork Applejack or ponies will be catapulted onto your balcony.
#134: Balconies can withold the weight of a tyrant.
#135: Tyrants weigh more then they look, surprisingly
#136: Fluttershy is everypony's waifu. Don't hog her to yourself.
#137: You wish you lived in Equestria. Admit it.
#138: For the last time! Scootaloo is not Rainbow Dash's sister!
#138.5: But a man can dream, can't he?
#139: You will not fight back when Lauren Faust takes over the world. It's inevitable.
#139.5: You will instead be one of her many folowers.
#140: A pony is 25 pounds.
#141: Doctor Whooves is more than one kind of pony. He regenerates, duh!
#142: The Sonic Rainboom looks suspiciously like the Orbital Friendship Beam.
#143: There is no such thing as too much pony.
#144: Ponies are not vegetarians. It's a trap.
#145: Doctor Whooves can time travel back to rule 1.
#146: A Spider Man derail does not necessitate the death of a thread.
#147: Any Raider's are to be treated with Love and Kindness, just like all other bronies.
#148: There was a raid?
#149: The writing of these rules was fueled by Rainbow Dash Energy Drink and peanut butter sandwiches.
#150: Yes, Pinkie was an amish pony. This is exactly how Equestria was made.
#150.5: Maybe on the way there i can tell you the story of how I got my cutie mark!
#151: Angry Twilight evolves into rapidash.
#152: Destiny is always a rock.
#153: It's not "Pony Twitter", it's "Rainbowdash Network". And they're not "tweets", they're "dashes". Get it right.
#154: A rock farm totally makes sense.
#155: No talking on the Rock Farm!
#156: No smiling on the Rock Farm!
#157: But Pinkie wants to smile!
#158: When presented with rule 157, refer to rule 150.
#159: And thats how Equestria was made.
#160: And they all lived happily (debatable) ever after. The end. We done guys?
#161: Done? HA!
#162: I knew it! Celestia will never be done with us.
#163: The previous rule sounded kinky, and was edited.
#164: I now completely honor Celestia. No I am not hypnotized; my eyes are naturally swirly.
#1000: The Mare in the Moon is just an old pony's tale.
#1001: OH ****! NIGHTMARE MOON'S ESCAPED!
#210: All rules will remain in place until revision after Season 2.[/collapse]

Here be the rules.

 

[Zajice]

Prediction:

Last episode leaves on a cliffhanger with Celestia missing.

Then we must wait till season 2. :<

 

[Darkslash]

Ponies. Ponies EVERYWHERE! How this thread got 350+ pages is beyond me! This is ridiculous!

I'm going to love the hay out of you guys.

 

[Dru2]

I have a cockney accent?

Anyway, going to a huge concert with my gf. Three Days Grace, Avenged Sevenfold, Stone Sour, Seether, Theory of a Dead Man, Skillet, Sevendust, and some other bands. Psyched!

 

[:mad:]

you miss being a mod, don't you?

And yeah, that would suck. I remember seeing a pic about spike being an old dragon.

Not really, it's like being a state trooper, you get hated for doing your job.

new episode wasnt good? its all downhill from here

That's not true, we got some of our best episodes later on in the season.

Prediction:

Last episode leaves on a cliffhanger with Celestia missing.

Then we must wait till season 2. :<

Thiss.

And I don't like that Owlicious is gonna be a regular character, because I can only see him being useful as a flyer. He's gonna have the role of Ash's flying type in every season, looking for someone that gets lost. Which is something that Dash and Fluttershy can do.

 

[Xyless]

Prediction:

Last episode leaves on a cliffhanger with Celestia Rainbow Dash missing.

Then we must wait till season 2. :<

Come on, do you really think they'd recycle Celestia disappearing?

 

[Darkslash]

And I don't like that Owlicious is gonna be a regular character, because I can only see him being useful as a flyer. He's gonna have the role of Ash's flying type in every season, looking for someone that gets lost. Which is something that Dash and Fluttershy can do.

I was honestly hoping that Owlicious was Luna and Celstia trolling Twilight ((Trollna?)), and that the owl thing was a test to see the relationship between Twi and Spike.

Of course, I wouldn't be surprised if Owlicious were to become Luna's pet. Then again, it would be kinda degrading to consider Spike a "pet" for Twilight.

Come on, do you really think they'd recycle Celestia disappearing?

A episode titled "The Best Night Ever" is just begging to be wrecked.

EDIT:

Spoiler

Totally remembered that Nightmare Moon is a different entity from Luna.

That could bring up some interesting plot.

 

[Elyssa Xey Hexen]

Every friday, speedruns?

 

[ToferTheHuman]

Yall talk a lot.

 

[Espy Rose]

Anyone else excited about the next episode?
I just read the synopsis, and I'm honestly pretty hyped.

 

[john!]

what is it about? tell ussss

 

[:mad:]

"Pinkie Pie frets over the lack of response and tries to learn why her friends are avoiding her party invitation."

Looks like a good episode.

 

[Zajice]

D'JALL HEAR!?!

PONIES FOR GIRLS AND MANCHILDREN AND NECKBEARD'S LAST EPISODE of this season IS GONNA AIR IN TWO WEEKS!

Discuss.

Season 2 is only a few months later and has 28 episodes confirmed.

Oh but what's gold is we on the same side of sanity get a good portion of time where magic fetus horse isn't being talked about, much like Panty and Stocking.

I'm fairly certain that has a second season coming - but where's the talk now?

And during that time I'll be all like

I love this level of hate.

 

[Leaf.]

I'm already excited. The last episodes are going to be the best yet.

Then they are gonna use all this to make Season 2.

 

[Phantom Gamer]

Yeah, that seems like it'll be a good episode. We haven't had an episode that focused on Pinkie Pie for a while since Feeling Pinkie Keen. I'm figuring Slush will be super hyped for this next episode.

Also I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought the owl's name was spelt owlicious. I even joked about that name in a previous post where I said "owlicious is so delicious!" :D
But it turns out the owl's name is actually spelt "aloysius" according the FiM wiki, so I removed my name joke from that post.

 

[Zajice]

I prefer owlicious.

 

[Phantom Gamer]

Me too. With the official spelling it makes me think it's pronounced like alloy - sius.

 

[:mad:]

Owlicious just sounds so much better, makes him seem like a cool guy.

 

[Espy Rose]

Hmm...maybe all of the other ponies will be not responding to Pinkie Pie's party because...they'll all making HER a surprise party?

 

[Phantom Gamer]

Hmm...maybe all of the other ponies will be not responding to Pinkie Pie's party because...they'll all making HER a surprise party?

Dang it Espy I was going to post that earlier, but forgot to. That would seem to be the most likely reason why the other ponies aren't responding to PPie's invites.

Oh Well, that's what I get for being forgetful.

 

[Espy Rose]

Or maybe they'll all be super busy. The only one who they'd have to make a plausibly good excuse for is Dash. Everyone else can meaningfully work for an entire day or so.

 

[Zajice]

Dash is practicing for the Wonderbolts.

But that'd be too easy.

 

[Espy Rose]

Not to mention douche-baggy.
Buuu~t Rainbow managed to get away with being a ***** for the better half of 20+ episodes. It wouldn't be surprising.