MKGD: A new Bat watches over the town

[o-Serin-o]

But Kirby can suck off ANYBODY!

 

[*JuriHan*]

But Kirby can suck off ANYBODY!

this is true

Spoiler

I'm living proof of it.

 

[theunabletable]

when tallman 2 stocked my mk i only used nado once.... i just feel dirty using it. =/

Haha I don't. Last tournament I was at I decided I'd do almost nothing but bait and punish with tornado the whole day. I won a bunch of MMs, broke a couple Snake's shields, and did somewhat okay in tournament (I normally suck at this game, but I got 13th out of like 40 I think, which isn't awwwful).

 

[*JuriHan*]

tallman10:56 pm
(10:56:54 PM): lol I'm watching that kirby youtube poop
(10:57:07 PM): that you posted in the mk back room
SniperNightOwl 10:57 pm
(10:57:54 PM): *mk social
tallman10:57 pm
(10:57:58 PM): oh yeah
SniperNightOwl 10:57 pm
(10:57:58 PM): i didnt send nudes yet
tallman 10:57 pm
(10:57:59 PM): rofl
SniperNightOwl 10:58 pm
(10:58:06 PM): so im not in the mk backroom at the moment
tallman31290 10:58 pm
(10:58:15 PM): go youtube search "king dedede inhales a negative ion"
(10:58:20 PM): it's a hilarious youtube poop
SniperNightOwl 10:58 pm
(10:58:21 PM): i saw that
tallman 10:58 pm
(10:58:23 PM): lol
SniperNightOwl 10:58 pm
(10:58:25 PM): i fav'd it
tallman10:58 pm
(10:58:27 PM): I love that video
(10:58:35 PM): "that freaky little fireball's out to **** ME UP THE ***"
tallman 10:59 pm
(10:59:42 PM): LOL
(10:59:47 PM): my **** is hard, but kirby makes it harder
SniperNightOwl 10:59 pm
(10:59:51 PM): haha
tallman 11:00 pm
(11:00:37 PM): this video is too dirty for you
(11:00:39 PM): shame on you
SniperNightOwl 11:00 pm
(11:00:47 ): haha
tallman 11:01 pm
(11:01:06 PM): I'm sure you learned things from this video that you did not know before
SniperNightOwl 11:01 pm
(11:01:12 PM): LMFAOROFL
tallman 11:01 pm
(11:01:24 PM): amirite?
tallman 11:01 pm
(11:01:45 PM): lol
(11:01:46 PM): jk
SniperNightOwl 11:02 pm
(11:02:20 PM): >.>
(11:02:22 PM): <.<
(11:02:26 PM): AHHAHAA
(11:02:30 PM): but you not big or heavy mk
tallman11:02 pm
(11:02:36 PM): lol oh god I must be right
SniperNightOwl 11:02 pm
(11:02:45 PM): lawl

 

[Affinity]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLUSBrHe8Yw

 

[*JuriHan*]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLUSBrHe8Yw

i had to like watch 0:17-0:19 like 5 times because I was like holy ****.

 

[Dark 3nergy]

man any guy that tangles with SNO is just plain asking for homicide because holy jesus irish tap dancing christ at those aim logs

 

[*JuriHan*]

because holy jesus irish tap dancing christ

wait wut?


10wuts

 

[Gates]

Everyone knows Jesus was Irish. Why would he turn water to alcohol as opposed to any other liquid?

 

[Dark 3nergy]

see this man, knows his scripture like the back of his poliwraths hand. Im hella jealous of those early jews man. Getting all that awesome free alcohol from god. Must of tasted AMAZING

 

[Gates]

I actually don't know the back of my Poliwrath's hand very well at all since he's always wearing gloves.

 

[o-Serin-o]

To explain the workings of Jesus, go look in the YLYL thread.

 

[Dark 3nergy]

I actually don't know the back of my Poliwrath's hand very well at all since he's always wearing gloves.

so is DDD and his hands are sexy

To explain the workings of Jesus, go look in the YLYL thread.

the what

 

[*JuriHan*]

^

someone copypasta the ascii art of the dude facepalming, since i dont have access to it atm

 

[Turazrok]

I hear this is the place for pokemans advice.. I'm playing HG and I'm at the cianwood gym and the Primeape is just spamming double team and generally annoying the poop out of me. Where is the closest place I can find a pokeman with a no miss move?

 

[heytallman]

I hear this is the place for pokemans advice.. I'm playing HG and I'm at the cianwood gym and the Primeape is just spamming double team and generally annoying the poop out of me. Where is the closest place I can find a pokeman with a no miss move?

lol

edit: Here we give other Pokemon advice. i.e. competetive stuff.

 

[Turazrok]

lol

edit: Here we give other Pokemon advice. i.e. competetive stuff.

The Indigo league is a competition. Or whatever it's called.

 

[Gates]

so is DDD and his hands are sexy

You know what they say about people with sexy hands...









...Nothing. But I still totally agree.

I hear this is the place for pokemans advice.. I'm playing HG and I'm at the cianwood gym and the Primeape is just spamming double team and generally annoying the poop out of me. Where is the closest place I can find a pokeman with a no miss move?

Catch a Staryu by fishing or surfing at night, let it learn Swift, and evolve it to Starmie. It'll take reduced damage from fighting attacks and have a no-miss move. Be careful when you use it against Chuck's Poliwrath though since you won't be able to use your water attacks.

 

[Dark 3nergy]

You know what they say about people with sexy hands...









...Nothing. But I still totally agree.

its all about that soft gentle gently caress

^

someone copypasta the ascii art of the dude facepalming, since i dont have access to it atm

 

[Gates]

its all about that soft gentle gently caress

Word, gotta soften them up before...you know lol.

 

[Dark 3nergy]

you wouldnt believe how many blood stains my poor penguins coat has [especially the bottom!]

sigh ive had to wash his clothes soo much. I might as well take them to swan cleaner and let them deal with it

 

[Gates]

You gotta hire royal dry cleaners to do that ****. Make your Waddle Dees work for you and such. You'd be surprised how good they are at housework in addition to being seriously way too good.

 

[o-Serin-o]

Wait, would the blood stains be from your period?


:x

 

[Gates]

No, it's from the chaingrab YOU SICK ****.

 

[Kitamerby]

I'd like to make a swallow joke right here but I can't.

 

[*JuriHan*]

You know what they say about people with sexy hands...









...Nothing. But I still totally agree.

Catch a Staryu by fishing or surfing at night, let it learn Swift, and evolve it to Starmie. It'll take reduced damage from fighting attacks and have a no-miss move. Be careful when you use it against Chuck's Poliwrath though since you won't be able to use your water attacks.

shut up Gates. You aren't good enough to warrant advice at the game. You can't evolve it at that point anyways unless you trade someone who has a water stone.


Easier way: Get Kenya the spearow from the guard in the Goldenrod Gate. It will be at level 20, and it even comes with AERIAL ACE- a solid FLYING type move that will **** the entire gym. With one level it will become the more powerful Fearow. If you need to level it, fight all the swimmers on the way to Cinawood.

Fearow is even good in-game, getting drill peck, roost, able to learn fly, and once you make it to Kanto you can buy the TM return for duel stab.

kthnx

 

[DMG]

I just leveled Typhlosion to a pretty high level and ***** any gym in my path

You know, the real way to do it.

 

[OverLade]

I just got my new Totodile and Pidgey to level 12 GET AT ME.

 

[*JuriHan*]

I just leveled Typhlosion to a pretty high level and ***** any gym in my path

You know, the real way to do it.

yeah this method works too lol


oh i have all items so if any of you want any free master balls or evolution items hit me up ill trade with you and give them for free.

in fact if u need help with anything pm me or leave a comment on my profile and ill help you out.

 

[Dark 3nergy]

You gotta hire royal dry cleaners to do that ****. Make your Waddle Dees work for you and such. You'd be surprised how good they are at housework in addition to being seriously way too good.

you have no idea just how broken they are

 

[shadowlink3]

You don't know how much DDD screams like little girl when he see's one.

 

[*JuriHan*]

You don't know how much DDD screams like little girl when he see's one.

haha this made me chuckle

 

[Dark 3nergy]

You don't know how much DDD screams like little girl when he see's one.

why this isnt MKs tornado

this is

 

[Gates]

shut up Gates. You aren't good enough to warrant advice at the game. You can't evolve it at that point anyways unless you trade someone who has a water stone.


Easier way: Get Kenya the spearow from the guard in the Goldenrod Gate. It will be at level 20, and it even comes with AERIAL ACE- a solid FLYING type move that will **** the entire gym. With one level it will become the more powerful Fearow. If you need to level it, fight all the swimmers on the way to Cinawood.

Fearow is even good in-game, getting drill peck, roost, able to learn fly, and once you make it to Kanto you can buy the TM return for duel stab.

kthnx

lol Dina you know I don't know **** about in-game.

you have no idea just how broken they are

Oh yes I do.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gumAwyzHW4w
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAPFFUMOJAM

You don't know how much DDD screams like little girl when he see's one.

utilt.
kthx

 

[Dark 3nergy]

I Would Pay My Dees Money To Jump More Often >:i You Know I Would ****it

 

[Gates]

I think I'm just going to put Dina on my ignore list, she never has anything nice to say to or about me.

 

[Dark 3nergy]

Wait, would the blood stains be from your period?


:x

lmafo since when is my ddd a female

 

[Gates]

He's named KING Dedede not Queen Dedede and that is a scientific fact.

 

[*JuriHan*]

I think I'm just going to put Dina on my ignore list, she never has anything nice to say to or about me.

BAWWWWWWWWWW

wtf? I can't troll my own personal troll? Well that's dumb.


so in other news i get a notifcation to join a group

and im like

SWEET! THIS IS FINALLY IT! AFFINITY IS LETTING ME INTO THE MK BACKROOM AS LONG AS I SEND NUDES!

so i look at the group and it's:

April Fools 2010
It's TWENTY-TEN, and April Fools! Never forget!


im like ._. **** dat stupid ****

Spoiler

Tallman once told me in so many words if I sleep with him I can get in the Lucas backroom. Should I take him up on that offer?

 

[heytallman]

Should I take him up on that offer?

Yes. You should. Immediately.