MKGD: A new Bat watches over the town

[Dark 3nergy]

of course you nut, it would be totally boring any other way

i would also unironically wear a dream land/DDD inspired bikini and be very proud

 

[Gates]

A Dedede bikini would be hella hot. Maybe two Ds on the two parts of the top and another D on the front of the bottom and maybe a pic of the king himself on the ***.

EDIT: Rough mockup:

 

[Kitamerby]

Can peach bair out of nado? I'd love to see tornado destroyed by dat ***.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoH_NjsasqA&playnext_from=TL&videos=zbIXv-nOifE

 

[FlatSoda]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoH_NjsasqA&playnext_from=TL&videos=zbIXv-nOifE

yeah that was nair, and i kinda said that.

but post+1

 

[Dark 3nergy]

A Dedede bikini would be hella hot. Maybe two Ds on the two parts of the top and another D on the front of the bottom and maybe a pic of the king himself on the ***.

EDIT: Rough mockup:

no no silly your thinking way to basic, im talking like having parts of the bikini itself have designs and patterns that DDD wears

 

[Gates]

Oh? Well what were you thinking then? Maybe Dedede's sash pattern on the bottom?

 

[Dark 3nergy]

yup, and that insigna on his back[what is that anyway?] or it could be purple with black outlines, pink on white, red on yellow etc

or maybe his stock sprite


lmafo i love wikipedia

King Dedede (デデデ大王, Dedede Daiō?) is a major recurring antagonist of the series. He is a jolly penguin-like monarch known to be fat and self-centered

how is DDD known to be fat when he simply is? O_o

the article never says anything about the insignia on his back jacket

 

[Mr.Freeman]

I've joined the dark side and decided to main Meta-Knight with Kirby.

I won't ditch him though.

Huzzah.

 

[Kaffei]

I've joined the dark side and decided to main Meta-Knight with Kirby.

I won't ditch him though.

Huzzah.

My History teacher's name is Mr. Freeman. aadfdaf

 

[Gates]

yup, and that insigna on his back[what is that anyway?]

It's the Playboy bunny.

But srsly, it's a peace sign.

 

[Dark 3nergy]

there is no such thing as peace in dream land as long as MK is there

 

[Xyro77]

In order to be like m2k, you must eat like m2k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOh-jipT6vU

 

[Dark 3nergy]

dude i would totally eat that and be proud

however corn on the cob is far superior than just little kernels of corn

 

[Gates]

there is no such thing as peace in dream land as long as MK is there

Sad but true. That's why the playboy bunny is a better interpretation of it. Plus it's easier to find swimsuits with the playboy bunny on them.

however corn on the cob is far superior than just little kernels of corn

I kno rite? Corn kernels are like for people who aren't cool enough for corn on the cob, just like how Metaknight is for people who aren't cool enough to main King Dedede.

oh wait

 

[Dark 3nergy]

yea i know if we arent maining MK then we're obviously playing a really ****ty character like Zelda/Marth/Kirby

quick let us swiftly kill ourselves for being horrible posters and for not doing the right thing [which is maining MK]

because by maining MK, not only do i not get CG'ed alot; i get more jumps, glide, a up+b that kills at nearly 20%, a multihit tornado move that is relatively safe when used smartly, and generally overall better options to deal with every other character in the game in the most gayest most effective ways possible

 

[Gates]

I know right? What kind of homo would want all that bull****.

Spoiler

D3, let's run away together.

 

[Fogo]

Come to think of it, is this just how Texan smashers communicate with eachother when Fogo isn't around?

*Extreme name search*

Wait what do you mean? How do I change TX communication? lol

 

[Gates]

I assumed that most of the censored words Dark 3nergy said was the n word.

So yeah.

 

[Mr-R]

Hey there Mk mainers!

 

[gunterrsmash01]

IDK if this is the right thread and idk if this is common knowledge, but if you slightly hold down in the air and do a dair, you will do a non fast fall dair. MK can do 2 dairs in one shorthop with less lag using this method and also can probably do more dairs inbetween jumps like this. It seems kinda obvious but I'm just throwing it out there cause I don't see many MKs do it.

 

[*JuriHan*]

havent posted here for awhile... maybe it's just me but i would say this thread has lost it's touch right about now.

 

[Kaffei]

havent posted here for awhile... maybe it's just me but i would say this thread has lost it's touch right about now.

You need to bring back the hype dina

 

[Gates]

someone needs to start caressing junk again.

 

[Kaffei]

someone needs to start caressing junk again.

-unable to comply-

 

[o-Serin-o]

She can start with me :3

 

[*JuriHan*]

speaking of junk caressing during Whobo2 DMG like just sexually harrassed me on livestream and talked about ******s, *****, ****, ***, ****ting on ***s, ****ting in ***** like all kinds of nasty crazy **** and pornos. Sad to say I actually learned some things from it rofl.

He asked me if I was there, would I caress his junk.

I responded

"possibly."

then when M2K was playing Ally I fell asleep with my computer on because Tallman was at the livestream (I always fall asleep with my computer on if Tallman is there,

Spoiler

its kinda like im sleeping with him

,) and he said DMG took the mic away and started talking about porn again. So apparently I listened to DMG's porn talk while sleeping through Ally vs M2K. ._.; I'm lucky I didn't have any dreams involving me caressing his junk.


so ya tl;dr

 

[Kaffei]

speaking of junk caressing during Whobo2 DMG like just sexually harrassed me on livestream and talked about ******s, *****, ****, ***, ****ting on ***s, ****ting in ***** like all kinds of nasty crazy **** and pornos. Sad to say I actually learned some things from it rofl.

He asked me if I was there, would I caress his junk.

I responded

"possibly."

then when M2K was playing Ally I fell asleep with my computer on because Tallman was at the livestream (I always fall asleep with my computer on if Tallman is there,

Spoiler

its kinda like im sleeping with him

,) and he said DMG took the mic away and started talking about porn again. So apparently I listened to DMG's porn talk while sleeping through Ally vs M2K. ._.; I'm lucky I didn't have any dreams involving me caressing his junk.


so ya tl;dr

lmao DMG funny

 

[Gates]

He asked me if I was there, would I caress his junk.

I responded

"possibly."

LOL

CAPTAiN, MASSIVE QUANTITIES OF BULL**** DETECTED IN THIS SECTOR.

 

[*JuriHan*]

LOL

CAPTAiN, MASSIVE QUANTITIES OF BULL**** DETECTED IN THIS SECTOR.

no i really said that.

but yeah obsv its bull**** coming from me

tallman 10:18 pm
(10:18:54 PM): lol
(10:20:33 PM): you learned stuff from DMG tlaking about ***** and porn?
(10:20:35 PM): lol like what
SniperNightOwl 10:20 pm
(10:20:46 PM): i learned about *****
(10:20:51 PM): im not repeating it
SniperNightOwl 10:21 pm
(10:21:02 PM): like apparently when a guy doesnt um
(10:21:05 PM): theres more
(10:21:06 PM): erm
(10:21:07 PM): yeah
(10:21:10 PM): he said its
(10:21:18 PM): " a proven scientific fact"
(10:21:23 PM): i didnt kno that
tallman 10:22 pm
(10:22:13 PM): when a guy doesn't what
SniperNightOwl 10:22 pm
(10:22:46 PM): i aint saying it



LOL how can he not get what im saying

 

[Gates]

Are you talking about climaxing?

 

[Kaffei]

or *******?

-idk-

 

[Dark 3nergy]

I know right? What kind of homo would want all that bull****.

Spoiler

D3, let's run away together.

sure let me get my things and i'll be on my way then

one of these days i'll play MK and strike a smile so evil ganondorf will be proud

 

[*JuriHan*]

no hes talking about what guys do at night


man i cant beleive u made me say it


like if they dont do then

um

>.>

 

[Kaffei]

no hes talking about what guys do at night


man i cant beleive u made me say it


like if they dont do then

um

>.>

Just say it this isn't preschool dina

 

[Dark 3nergy]

someone needs to start caressing junk again.

which junk, your junk or the player junk and his junk?

LOL

CAPTAiN, MASSIVE QUANTITIES OF BULL**** DETECTED IN THIS SECTOR.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rA2YN4BzNw

RED LEADER HAS GOT THIS

 

[Gates]

which junk, your junk or the player junk and his junk?

My junk, not Junkinthetrunk. He was hating on that bikini I made for you, he doesn't deserve a caressing.

no hes talking about what guys do at night


man i cant beleive u made me say it


like if they dont do then

um

>.>

Oh you mean masturbating?

Yeah not masturbating has lead to slightly higher rates of prostate cancer. However, masturbating also leads to an increase in kitten death. It's a vicious cycle.

 

[Kaffei]

My junk, not Junkinthetrunk. He was hating on that bikini I made for you, he doesn't deserve a caressing.

Oh you mean masturbating?

Yeah not masturbating has lead to slightly higher rates of prostate cancer. However, masturbating also leads to an increase in kitten death. It's a vicious cycle.

and if you masturbate often you dont have to worry about wet dreams!!

 

[*JuriHan*]

and if you masturbate often you dont have to worry about wet dreams!!

oh wow what...?!

 

[Kaffei]

oh wow what...?!

Well you have wet dreams to get rid of old *** but if you masturbate often then it just keep making more and you dont have to have wet dreams!

 

[Gates]

lol Dina do you not know what a wet dream is?