MKGD: A new Bat watches over the town

[Gates]

Dinah's cookie is delicious though.

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I'm talking about her ******

 

[*JuriHan*]

Dinah's cookie is delicious though.

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I'm talking about her ******

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSE TO LET PEOPLE KNOW THAT!

but yeah it's true, I won't deny that. Everyone who ate my cookie says it's yummy =3

Mmmmm Baby I got my Own Cream for ya.

no u

do you like nuts in your cookie too Dinah?

contrary to popular belief, no, I don't. They don't taste good to me

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in my mouth

.

If I ever come to Texas I would appreciate cookies lol.
[/S][/SPOILER]

Sure, I'll be in Dallas fairly soon.

 

[Affinity]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO5JMDQxTFw

 

[*JuriHan*]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO5JMDQxTFw

this guy's comment wins:

makeone88 (14 minutes ago) Show Hide 0 Marked as spam Reply | Spam
That would suck in bed your taking her bra off and then you think, "Where they go?"
xD

 

[GHNeko]

What the **** am I reading?

Why did I just read the last 3 pages?

Why is this thread hilarious yet extremely dumb at the same time.

What the **** man. What the FFFFFFFF

 

[*JuriHan*]

What the **** am I reading?

Why did I just read the last 3 pages?

Why is this thread hilarious yet extremely dumb at the same time.

What the **** man. What the FFFFFFFF

oh hey. Another stalker.

Why is this thread hilarious yet extremely dumb at the same time.

because I posted in it?

btw u should read further back than 3 pages for even more lulz

 

[GHNeko]

oh hey. Another stalker.

H-Hey! I AM NOT.

because I posted in it?

btw u should read further back than 3 pages for even more lulz

oh god i want to but i dont want to.

 

[BigDaddy4]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvjDr8KKtsE

im just gonna leave this here

 

[*JuriHan*]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvjDr8KKtsE

im just gonna leave this here

idc about the lyrics of the song (its probly true, srsly what guy is going to give a **** about my college degrees? NO ONE! They just want me to get naked, amrite guyz?)


SniperNightOwl (9:15:20 PM): its true
SniperNightOwl (9:15:21 PM): guys
samboner99 (9:15:22 PM): im talking to him right now actually
samboner99 (9:15:26 PM): yeah
SniperNightOwl (9:15:28 PM): dont care if a girl is educated
SniperNightOwl (9:15:35 PM): guys dont give a ****
SniperNightOwl (9:15:39 PM): >.>
samboner99 (9:15:43 PM): we dont
SniperNightOwl (9:15:48 PM): I KNEW IT
samboner99 (9:15:55 PM): you think i care
samboner99 (9:15:57 PM): if your smart?
SniperNightOwl (9:16:02 PM): idk
SniperNightOwl (9:16:04 PM): probly not
SniperNightOwl (9:16:06 PM): lol
samboner99 (9:16:08 PM): i dont
SniperNightOwl (9:16:10 PM): hahahaha
samboner99 (9:16:20 PM): (sarcasm)
SniperNightOwl (9:16:22 PM): oh
samboner99 (9:16:27 PM): >.>
SniperNightOwl (9:16:28 PM): >.>

SniperNightOwl (9:16:31 PM): LOL
samboner99 (9:16:35 PM): wtf
samboner99 (9:16:39 PM): so your saying
samboner99 (9:16:44 PM): guys would go out
samboner99 (9:16:45 PM): with
samboner99 (9:16:46 PM): a ********
samboner99 (9:16:47 PM): girl
SniperNightOwl (9:16:48 PM): yes
samboner99 (9:16:52 PM): *sigh*
SniperNightOwl (9:16:53 PM): if she was hot
SniperNightOwl (9:16:54 PM): in fact
SniperNightOwl (9:16:59 PM): that would be better
SniperNightOwl (9:17:06 PM): because then she would be dumb enough
samboner99 (9:17:06 PM): it'd be embarrassing
SniperNightOwl (9:17:11 PM): to put out on first date
SniperNightOwl (9:17:17 PM): :D
samboner99 (9:17:17 PM): :D
SniperNightOwl (9:17:20 PM): LOL
samboner99 (9:17:22 PM): well
samboner99 (9:17:31 PM): i wouldnt take her out in public
SniperNightOwl (9:17:35 PM): HAHHAHAH
SniperNightOwl (9:17:38 PM): LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
samboner99 (9:17:38 PM): id have dinner
SniperNightOwl (9:17:39 PM): LOL
samboner99 (9:17:43 PM): at my house
samboner99 (9:17:44 PM): or her house
SniperNightOwl (9:17:48 PM): LMAO
samboner99 (9:17:48 PM): :F

but anywayz i dont like the song cuz guy singing it is fugly and crusty and its simply not catchy

this song is catchy tho:

wait actually, I shouldn't post it. It is soooooooooooooooo racist and spams ***** over and over again ill probly get infracted for it. Affinity knows exactly what I'm referring to tho

edit:

**** it im posting it. if people can post sexist/inflated bra **** i dont see the harm done here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLDYZLVmk5k

disclaimer: I AM NOT RACIST, AND I DO NOT SUPPORT THIS STUFF. ITS PURELY FOR DARK HUMOR.

 

[Gates]

Dinah, someone already posted that.

 

[*JuriHan*]

Dinah, someone already posted that.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT!? Aw............

 

[Gates]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qmo-yN7p8RE
^^Dinah <3s

 

[DMG]

Yep Gates, you gave that to her HARD.

 

[Gates]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qmo-yN7p8RE
^^Dinah <3s

SniperNightOwl (12:07:47 AM): i was eating
SniperNightOwl (12:07:50 AM): i laughed
RyanMartinGates (12:07:54 AM): lmfao
RyanMartinGates (12:08:00 AM): what were you eating?
RyanMartinGates (12:08:03 AM): some ****?
SniperNightOwl (12:08:06 AM): hot pocket
SniperNightOwl (12:08:07 AM): same thing
SniperNightOwl (12:08:11 AM): >.>
RyanMartinGates (12:08:19 AM): I've got something hot for you in my pocket
SniperNightOwl (12:08:23 AM): ROFL
RyanMartinGates (12:08:30 AM): and it won't give you diahrrea either
RyanMartinGates (12:08:45 AM): although you may limp for a little while

 

[*JuriHan*]

RyanMartinGates (11:05:41 PM): also, http://www.smashboards.com/showpost.php?p=8994034&postcount=1332
SniperNightOwl (11:07:44 PM): trying to kill me
SniperNightOwl (11:07:49 PM): i was eating
SniperNightOwl (11:07:52 PM): i laughed
RyanMartinGates (11:07:56 PM): lmfao
RyanMartinGates (11:08:02 PM): what were you eating?
RyanMartinGates (11:08:05 PM): some ****?
SniperNightOwl (11:08:08 PM): hot pocket
SniperNightOwl (11:08:09 PM): same thing
SniperNightOwl (11:08:13 PM): >.>
RyanMartinGates (11:08:21 PM): I've got something hot for you in my pocket
SniperNightOwl (11:08:25 PM): ROFL
RyanMartinGates (11:08:32 PM): and it won't give you diahrrea either
RyanMartinGates (11:08:47 PM): although you may limp for a little while
SniperNightOwl (11:08:50 PM): I SAID IM EATING
SniperNightOwl (11:08:54 PM): STFU











@ DMG

**** you! You timed me out yesterday in bed! I wasn't satisfied at all! I'm dumping you again!

 

[Gates]

I like how we both posted the same thing at the same time.

Then again, Dinah does love it when we *** together.

 

[Gates]

double post for 1337 get

 

[*JuriHan*]

rofl its so ironic the MK social thread has become super smutty and sexual, a stark contrast to the actual MK users who are either asexual, not getting any or gay. ololool

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j/k I luv MK users

 

[Gates]

RyanMartinGates (12:16:26 AM): hey
RyanMartinGates (12:16:32 AM): I disagree with that post
SniperNightOwl (12:16:38 AM): if u 2nd him
RyanMartinGates (12:16:38 AM): I use MK and I am swimming in *****
SniperNightOwl (12:16:42 AM): it doesnt count
SniperNightOwl (12:16:45 AM): YOU 2ND HIM
RyanMartinGates (12:16:45 AM): oh ok
SniperNightOwl (12:17:00 AM): and u use pink mk
SniperNightOwl (12:17:01 AM): right
RyanMartinGates (12:17:03 AM): yeah, being a Dedede main offsets the lack of ****** you see with MK

 

[*JuriHan*]

dude how come I'm still not in MK backroom?

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Do I really have to send nudes? I'll do it if that's what it takes I mean clearly that's how I got into the Jigglypuff and Kirby backrooms

I contribute so much to these boards, I've single handily saved the social topic and arguably made it the most lulzy one on swf

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well Gates helped too

. I know how to spam nado, and I know d-smash kills what the **** else to you expect of me to get in? Tourny results? **** that you got sex appeal instead!











oh wait actually letting me into the mk backroom would be a really bad move because every other post would look something like this:

 

[Gates]

I wonder if M2K would like creepyknight as much as you do.

 

[*JuriHan*]

I wonder if M2K would like creepyknight as much as you do.

its not creepyknight it's cutieknight and NO ONE loves Cutieknight as much as me. NO ONE.

 

[Dru2]

Question! is Bridge of Eldin a good stage 4 meta knight?

 

[FB Dj_Iskascribble]

that 'thing' is NOT CUTE. it IS THE DEVIL

 

[GHNeko]

This thread should be renamed, The Dina and Gates Show.

 

[Gates]

Question! is Bridge of Eldin a good stage 4 meta knight?

No. There are no ledges to plank on.

 

[OverLade]

Yeah I think the reign of Redhalberd is over.

Change it to "Step right up to Harass Dina" or something.

 

[Toronto Joe]

Yeah I think the reign of Redhalberd is over.

Change it to "Step right up to Harass Dina" or something.

you dissapoint me sir

 

[OverLade]

The greatest leaders know when to back down and submit to the inevitable.

 

[GHNeko]

No. There are no ledges to plank on.

AH AH AH!!!

Middle of the stage when it explodes.

getgudson

 

[Gates]

Correction: There are no PERMANENT ledges to plank on.

 

[GHNeko]

correction: There Are No Permanent Ledges To Plank On.

< 3

 

[*JuriHan*]

This thread should be renamed, The Dina and Gates Show.

I'm going to have to second this. It's the most accurate one.

 

[Affinity]

Third'd .

 

[DMG]

I personally prefer the title of

Junk Caressing 101 with Professor Dina.

 

[*JuriHan*]

I personally prefer the title of

Junk Caressing 101 with Professor Dina.

I do not approve of this title

 

[DMG]

I approve of your junk caressing however.

 

[*JuriHan*]

I approve of your junk caressing however.

rofl y did I not see this coming?

 

[OverLade]

I personally prefer the title of

Junk Caressing 101 with Professor Dina.

2nd'd.

10 2nd'ds.

 

[Kitamerby]

2nd'd.

10 2nd'ds.

3rd'd

10 3rd'ds.