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MKGD: A new Bat watches over the town

DMG

DMG

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Which means DMG is gonna get great head tonight.
 
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Gates

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I really want to Dededecide Ally someday.

After I did I would sing Snake Eater for the remainder of the match.
 
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Gates

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Dinah, you're planning this out so poorly.

How are you going to fit me and DMG in your mouth at the same time?
 
*JuriHan*

*JuriHan*

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Gates said:
Dinah, you're planning this out so poorly.

How are you going to fit me and DMG in your mouth at the same time?
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I main Kirby, he can suck and swallow anything. I do it everytime I play as him, therefore I know exactly how it's done and I am well suited and experienced for such a task. Also expect to get zero deathed while you're at it.













mods, you got nothing on me! Absoltuely NOTHING sexual about that post, I'm talking about my pro kirbyciding skillz , if u take it any other way ur nasty
 
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Gates

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baby you can 0-death me any time.

On a serious note though, I did a legit 0-death in Melee today on a level 9 Fox. Not bad for someone who hasn't played Melee in 8 months.
inb4 that's not an accomplishment at all.
 
*JuriHan*

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Gates said:
baby you can 0-death me any time.

On a serious note though, I did a legit 0-death in Melee today on a level 9 Fox. Not bad for someone who hasn't played Melee in 8 months.
inb4 that's not an accomplishment at all.
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dude, I zero deathed a lv 9 Falco with two pounds (yes pound, not rest...) from Jigglypuff on Corneria before.

lv 9 cpus are just like

jab jab jab jab jab roll jab jab jab roll jab jab f-smash
 
*JuriHan*

*JuriHan*

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Gates said:
uhh...I did it on Stories?

...

...

...I SUCK AT MELEE OK!?
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hahahaha no way I suck more. I suck so hard I don't even wavedash. Playing as Jiggz I never found a reason to....


actually real reason is my tech skill eats a *****
 
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umm, I use Peach and have never once wavedashed in an actual match. Don't you john to me about your techskill with your character ho.
 
*JuriHan*

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Gates said:
umm, I use Peach and have never once wavedashed in an actual match. Don't you john to me about your techskill with your character ho.
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dude watch any of my vid on yt i NEVER tech, like I try but most of the time nothing happens (is input lag messing up my timing because I can always tech offline...)
 
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Gates

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Wow, ok I think you might win.

***** WHY YOU TALKING ABOUT TECHSKILL WHEN YOU SHOULD BE TALKIN BOUT *********.
 
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Wait, you were talking about Brawl techskill?

1. I was talking about Melee.
2. BARLW NEEDS NO TEKK SKILL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
 
DMG

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Dina, it's ok. You don't need tech skill...

To caress my junk.
 
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Gates

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Dinah is like Sheik: She doesn't need techskill to grab your junk but it improves her game immensely.
 
*JuriHan*

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Gates said:
Wait, you were talking about Brawl techskill?

1. I was talking about Melee.
2. BARLW NEEDS NO TEKK SKILL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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im talking about both

DMG said:
Dina, it's ok. You don't need tech skill...

To caress my junk.
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dude am i gayer than u? in that vid i exploited the camera to get a KO at 1%
 
OverLade

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*namesearches*

Scidadle said:
Redhalberd is gay
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Funny story about Sciddadle. He was at my house on Saturday for a smashfest. He was hungry and asked for food so I told him he could make a sandwich.
Unfortunately Dinah wasn't there at the moment to make it for him.

So I pulled out the cheese and ham, put it on the counter. Then I held out the bread for him.

Sciddadle: *reaches for bread*
Me: *Pulls back* "HANDS OFF MY BREAD"
Lamugi: "Hahaha get *****".

*SniperNightOwl* said:
tell me about it he STILL hasn't accepted my friend invite on YT. :mad: He obsly dislikes girls... :lick:
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Do I get sandwiches.

BTW

This song is about DMG and Gates vs. Dinah. :laugh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeeKrpx5QgE

BTW DMGs right, my name has nothing to do with the halberd from Kirby even though I played kirby super star as a child. It was clearly fate for me to **** with MK. ;)
 
benaji261!

benaji261!

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RedHalberd said:
Funny story about Sciddadle. He was at my house on Saturday for a smashfest. He was hungry and asked for food so I told him he could make a sandwich.
Unfortunately Dinah wasn't there at the moment to make it for him.

So I pulled out the cheese and ham, put it on the counter. Then I held out the bread for him.

Sciddadle: *reaches for bread*
Me: *Pulls back* "HANDS OFF MY BREAD"
Lamugi: "Hahaha get *****".
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LMAO I wish I would've been there for that.
 
OverLade

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*SniperNightOwl* said:
u dumb guyz are ******** i make smashers cookies not sandwiches.
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I could've just as easily been the nice mature guy to come in and say something supporting and anti chauvanist. But opportunity was knocking too hard. :laugh:

If I ever come to Texas I would appreciate cookies lol.

While Dina caresses my junk.
 
DMG

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Usually I skip the cookie and just give her the nuts.
 
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