MKGD: A new Bat watches over the town

[Toronto Joe]

i hate my cat......run off with me dinah!!

 

[*JuriHan*]

Wow Dinah. Wow.

Atomsk is one of the best players on the East Coast. Saffy is his girlfriend.

And no, Serin, what Dinah and I have is purely sexual. We could never be in a relationship since there are monumental fundamental differences in our beliefs, the biggest one being that she hates cats.

I told u I only know or to a lesser degree care about people in my area lol.



I don't hate cats, I just hate them as pets. I mean get a dog.

And no, Serin, what Dinah and I have is purely sexual.

wait wut?

 

[DemonFart]

Don't hate.

 

[Palpi]

How can you hate that? Seriously?

 

[*JuriHan*]

Don't hate.

k... ppl from Jiggz boards can quit stalking me here now.


THIS IS MY NEW HOME! **** JIGGLYPUFF! PINK META KNIGHT IS MY PINK PUFF BALL NOW

Spoiler

jk i still use jiggz

And dogs are still cutier AND sexier

edit: Not to mention smarter, stronger, more useful, protective and loyal...

 

[Gates]

wait wut?

You know what I mean baby unf unf unf

 

[DMG]

Unf Unf Unf?

More Like "OhhhhhhhHHHH! UGNH!!!!!! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!!! OH GOD!!!!"

Followed by "Fap Fap Fap".

 

[*JuriHan*]

I totally 5 star'd this thread.....

 

[o-Serin-o]

What DMG said. Nobody make that noise anymore Gates.

 

[Gates]

Really?

I'm pretty sure your mom was last night.

 

[*JuriHan*]

What DMG said. Nobody make that noise anymore Gates.

wait, people use to...?














o.O;;

 

[o-Serin-o]

Ow Gates That hurt.

 

[Gates]

That's the same thing your mom said when I stuck it in her pooper.

 

[*JuriHan*]

That's the same thing your mom said when I stuck it in her pooper.

dude ur nasty11!1 And so is DDD! ****in eatin his waddle dees and suckin more **** than Kirby probly. You're all the same!

"OhhhhhhhHHHH! UGNH!!!!!! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!!! OH GOD!!!!".

I kinda want to sig this...

 

[o-Serin-o]

Why do you put a title on your posts...

 

[*JuriHan*]

Why do you put a title on your posts...

because im a ****ing weirdo

 

[Gates]

My Waddle Dees love it when I eat them out.

So does...well, you know lol.

 

[*JuriHan*]

My Waddle Dees love it when I eat them out.

So does...well, you know lol.

u r such a nasty, dirty boy!

 

[Gates]

Yeah and that's why you love me so much baby.

 

[Toronto Joe]

wheres the d3 cide on m2k vid gates,you lyin sob!

 

[*JuriHan*]

wheres the d3 cide on m2k vid gates,you lyin sob!

YA where is it!?

 

[DMG]

The Dedede may not have swallowed, but Dina sure did.

 

[Gates]

wheres the d3 cide on m2k vid gates,you lyin sob!

YA where is it!?

The original or the more recent one?

Original: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brr3nn-xcLI
New one: Not up yet and I doubt it will be since I have no ****ing idea

• Who the guy filming it was since I had never ever seen him at a MI touney ever, ever.
• If he posts on Smashboards.
• If he actually saved the filming of it.
• If he has a Youtube account.
• If he posted it on said Youtube account.
• If he has a brain (he later called me a "good Dedede" so it's very unlikely that he has one).

So yeah, unfortunately I have no proof of the second time I Dededecided M2K, but I do have eyewitnesses who will vouch for me.

The Dedede may not have swallowed, but Dina sure did.

High five.

 

[*JuriHan*]

The Dedede may not have swallowed, but Dina sure did.

Dang, now DMG is joining the bandwagon?!

 

[DMG]

Dina, for Christmas I was gonna get you a present. What would you like?

I was thinking a pearl necklace. I think that would look good on you.

 

[*JuriHan*]

Dina, for Christmas I was gonna get you a present. What would you like?

When I first saw this im so **** gullible and naive I actually thought you were being serious and I thought "awwww"

I was thinking a pearl necklace. I think that would look good on you.

then I read this part and I was like

 

[Gates]

****, I was gonna give her a pearl necklace.

I guess I'll just give her a mushroom tatoo instead.

 

[*JuriHan*]

****, I was gonna give her a pearl necklace.

I guess I'll just give her a mushroom tatoo instead.

**** it Gates this is all your fault! You started it by the comment you left in my match against PhantomX:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN4ztAYjNBw

WTF 6 people thumbed it up? Are you kidding me!?

 

[Melomaniacal]

Yo guys, I heard there's a female in here. Lets talk about her.

...oh wait.

 

[Gates]

SniperNightOwl (11:05:13 PM): mushroom tatoo
SniperNightOwl (11:05:16 PM): i dont get it
RyanMartinGates (11:05:28 PM): lol
RyanMartinGates (11:05:30 PM): google it
SniperNightOwl (11:05:33 PM): ok
SniperNightOwl (11:06:00 PM): o.O
SniperNightOwl (11:06:09 PM): SICK ****
RyanMartinGates (11:06:17 PM): lol

 

[*JuriHan*]

Yo guys, I heard there's a female in here. Lets talk about her.

...oh wait.

I know srsly. Why is the topic named"REDHALBERD SHALL RULE FOREVER" it should be changed to "Let's all talk dirty to Dina!"

SniperNightOwl (11:05:13 PM): mushroom tatoo
SniperNightOwl (11:05:16 PM): i dont get it
RyanMartinGates (11:05:28 PM): lol
RyanMartinGates (11:05:30 PM): google it
SniperNightOwl (11:05:33 PM): ok
SniperNightOwl (11:06:00 PM): o.O
SniperNightOwl (11:06:09 PM): SICK ****
RyanMartinGates (11:06:17 PM): lol

 

[DMG]

Oh yeah Baby, I'm gonna make sure you receive that Mushroom Tatoo HARD!

REAL HARD!

 

[*JuriHan*]

>_<;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

 

[DMG]

I only make dirty comments in good fun.

But seriously, take off your pants. It's go time.

 

[Gates]

DMG, you wanna tag team her?

 

[*JuriHan*]

But seriously, take off your pants. It's go time.

DMG, you wanna tag team her?

(You're on the right, Gates)

 

[Gates]

we're only saying it because we love you Dinah. :D

 

[*JuriHan*]

we're only saying it because we love you Dinah. :D

lol I kno <3

 

[Gates]

dammit, stop posting creepyknight, he's killing my boner.

for every time you post creepyknight I will stick it in your pooper.

 

[DMG]

SANDWICH TIME!

We'll tag team her harder than the Dudley Boyz.