MKGD: A new Bat watches over the town

[Melomaniacal]

This thread gets worse and worse every time I look at it.

Yes, I get it, there's a girl on smashboards. Put your boner away.

 

[Gates]

lol @ melomaniacal taking our sexual harassment seriously

 

[Melomaniacal]

lol @ gates having a boner

 

[DMG]

Just cause I would like to Pee in Her Butt, doesn't mean I am seriously asking her to let me Pee in Her Butt.

Lol @ not having a boner from Dina.

 

[Melomaniacal]

Obviously I know the sexual harassment stuff isn't being serious. That's not my point.

Also...
lol @ having a boner for unrelated reasons

 

[DMG]

Dude, if you aren't getting a boner from random, unrelated reasons, then you are missing out on the good life.

I tell you, nothing like getting a Boner from watching a Bear hunt for Trout in a cold stream...













While Dina caresses my junk.

 

[Palpi]

shake that bear

 

[Gates]

That stream was just so...wet.

So was Dinah's t-shirt, in fact I think I could see her nipples, but I don't really remember I was like half-paying attention to her.

 

[DMG]

Let's just say that her shirt wasn't soaked with water.

 

[Gates]

Oh, you were peeing on her too? I didn't see you there.

SniperNightOwl (12:04:17 AM): lol @ that guy
SniperNightOwl (12:04:20 AM): taken it srsly
SniperNightOwl (12:04:29 AM): im the one being harrassed
SniperNightOwl (12:04:34 AM): and i dont even give A ****
SniperNightOwl (12:04:39 AM): because its all done in good humor
RyanMartinGates (12:04:50 AM): oh we do lots of things good baby
SniperNightOwl (12:04:57 AM): LOL
RyanMartinGates (12:05:10 AM): you;re about to find out why Dedede+Wario is such a good team
RyanMartinGates (12:05:28 AM): I grab, he bites

 

[*JuriHan*]

dammit, stop posting creepyknight, he's killing my boner.

Boner denied!

@ DMG

Dang u naughty too wtf

 

[rathy Aro]

lmao. *waits for infractions*

 

[DMG]

I have something similar to that. It's long, hard, penetrates well, and it's aesthetically pleasing.

 

[*JuriHan*]

lmao. *waits for infractions*

Me.............? I don't want anyone to get infracted but

Spoiler

DMG

some people need to take a cold shower like right now

 

[Gates]

SniperNightOwl (12:10:38 AM): LOL
SniperNightOwl (12:10:45 AM): I JUST NOTICED WHAT U MEANT
SniperNightOwl (12:10:48 AM): ABOUT WARIO AND DDD
SniperNightOwl (12:10:50 AM): LOOOOOOOL
SniperNightOwl (12:10:55 AM): god im slow
SniperNightOwl (12:10:55 AM): -_-
RyanMartinGates (12:10:56 AM): lmao
RyanMartinGates (12:10:58 AM): wow

 

[*JuriHan*]

I totally love how I got *****ed at earlier in the thread for talking about how Meta Knight has the hots for jailbait Tiff/Fumu but when guyz have the hots for me it's okay.

 

[DMG]

ssbbguy (11:17:53 PM): BupBupBupaDurrr, I have no Hair
RyanMartinGates (11:18:23 PM): no u?
RyanMartinGates (11:18:24 PM): who is this?

OMG I laughed SUPER HARD.

 

[*JuriHan*]

ssbbguy (11:17:53 PM): BupBupBupaDurrr, I have no Hair
RyanMartinGates (11:18:23 PM): no u?
RyanMartinGates (11:18:24 PM): who is this?

OMG I laughed SUPER HARD.

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool




also

While Dina caresses my junk.

debating if I should sig or not

 

[Gates]

Dinah, that's because you're a woman and shouldn't be posting since it's dangerous to have a computer in the kitchen.

But you have several things in your mouth right now so you're forgiven.

SniperNightOwl (12:21:50 AM): lol gates ur dum
RyanMartinGates (12:22:27 AM): I'm sorry I don't know DMG's sn
SniperNightOwl (12:22:41 AM): no johns
RyanMartinGates (12:22:50 AM): it's not like he's in my region or we have the same main or he's a hot chick anything
SniperNightOwl (12:22:56 AM): ROFL

 

[DMG]

If you don't sig it, I will just repeatedly declare to others that I am performing some random Action....




While Dina caresses my junk.

 

[Gates]

And now, Gates writes every one of DMG's posts for him:

I timed so and so out.

While Dinah caressed my junk.

 

[PhantomX]

*eats popcorn and watches while shenanigans continue*

 

[*JuriHan*]

If you don't sig it, I will just repeatedly declare to others that I am performing some random Action....




While Dina caresses my junk.

I think it's a good idea that I sig this so then maybe people will stop calling him gay because of how he plays Wario olololool

 

[Melomaniacal]

Oh, you were peeing on her too? I didn't see you there.

SniperNightOwl (12:04:17 AM): lol @ that guy
SniperNightOwl (12:04:20 AM): taken it srsly
SniperNightOwl (12:04:29 AM): im the one being harrassed
SniperNightOwl (12:04:34 AM): and i dont even give A ****
SniperNightOwl (12:04:39 AM): because its all done in good humor
RyanMartinGates (12:04:50 AM): oh we do lots of things good baby
SniperNightOwl (12:04:57 AM): LOL
RyanMartinGates (12:05:10 AM): you;re about to find out why Dedede+Wario is such a good team
RyanMartinGates (12:05:28 AM): I grab, he bites

I love how you completely don't get my point. Oh wells.
Hint: I wasn't taking it seriously.

But ignore this and continue, please.

 

[*JuriHan*]

*eats popcorn and watches while shenanigans continue*

SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T KEEP TABS ON YOUR WENCH!?

 

[DMG]

No Dina. I draw power from people calling me gay because of how I play with Wario. My soul nourishes and flourishes and derives positive energy from the words of those who notice and commend me on how gay I play. Crushing the spirit of man and woman at Brawl is the very fire which indefinitely fuels my heart and soul, day by day, giving me strength to carry on for those last 8 minutes of the day. And at the end of this, I can proudly go home and relax in bed...







While Dina caresses my junk.

 

[BigDaddy4]

so i see Gates is ****** another thread/board/whatever you wanna call it.

 

[PhantomX]

Maybe this was the desired effect? The more "skilled" you become, the better I can be satisfied in the future.

 

[DMG]

It's not ****, everything Gates "*****" not only enjoyed it and wanted it, but needed it.

 

[Gates]

DMG, is it true that you and Omniswell once ran a 30 minute timer?





While Dinah caressed your junk?

 

[DMG]

Actually, see what happened was oddly enough I was just sitting in front of my TV, playing Brawl with Omni running out the timer, when all of a sudden WHOOSH my pants are off and Dina is there, caressing my junk...






While Dina #2 caresses my junk.

 

[*JuriHan*]

giving me strength to carry on for those last 8 minutes of the day.

Last 8 mins? So you **DO** Time people out with Wario!!!

While Dina caresses my junk.

Uh-uh, no. I ain't caressing **** if you time out people.

Spoiler

o hai PX

LOL jk

 

[Gates]

Don't worry Dinah, I'm pretty sure DMG doesn't time people out in bed.

 

[BigDaddy4]

don't Worry Dinah, I'm Pretty Sure Dmg Doesn't Time People Out In Bed.

Lololololol

 

[*JuriHan*]

Don't worry Dinah, I'm pretty sure DMG doesn't time people out in bed.

dude your playstyle in Brawl reveals EVERYTHING about your performance in bed. ITS OVER BETWEEN US!

 

[DMG]

Not Timing out, Just Clocking In. Grinding Through the Day and Night. Getting the Job Done.

 

[Gates]

Well my playstyle does reflect how I am in bed...

I grab a lot and I headbutt my partner when I'm finished.

Dinah knows a lot about grinding DMG, I'm sure she understands that.

 

[*JuriHan*]

Spoiler

yeah and my playstyle... I suck people in, swallow, and take them out at 0% and im cute and taunt a lot while im at it too

 

[BigDaddy4]

Well my playstyle does reflect how I am in bed...

I grab a lot and I headbutt my partner when I'm finished.

Dinah knows a lot about grinding DMG, I'm sure she understands that.

what about whacking them with a giant mallet?

 

[DtJ SmithZzz]

oh look mommy, a *****.