Mass Effect series discussion

[Master Xanthan]

http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2012/03/27/someone-sent-bioware-400-cupcakes.aspx

See Tyler, not ALL the fans protest in an angry rage.

 

[LivewiresXe]

Eh what?

Shepard spent a whole game fighting Geth, why would he trust one now?

Mass Effect 3 also proved they can't REALLY be trusted.

Legion is just more scrap metal like all the other Geth I slaughtered.

Akuma! That is NOT very Paragon!

 

[Master Xanthan]

Akuma! That is NOT very Paragon!

Being renegade is fun.

 

[LivewiresXe]

...Reference...killed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkCd5hn3yrI

 

[finalark]

Well, I finished the game. The ending is pretty ****, the concept is interesting but it could have beem executed better.

Also, why is my last flashback of Liara? I dumped her for Tali in ME2.

 

[Master Xanthan]

Well, I finished the game. The ending is pretty ****, the concept is interesting but it could have beem executed better.

Also, why is my last flashback of Liara? I dumped her for Tali in ME2.

I think the flashbacks are the same no matter what but I'm not sure.

 

[LivewiresXe]

Was Ash for me. *shrug*

 

[Pluvia]

People assume it's a glitch. If you romance anyone other than Ashley/Kaidan, it's Liara that appears.

 

[Master Xanthan]

People assume it's a glitch. If you romance anyone other than Ashley/Kaidan, it's Liara that appears.

That's odd

 

[LivewiresXe]

Haha, and people say there's no Bioware preferred LI.

 

[Master Xanthan]

Haha, and people say there's no Bioware preferred LI.

Bioware has good taste in LI, Liara's awesome.

 

[O D I N]

Bioware has good taste in LI, Liara's awesome.

Tali or GTFO.

 

[sakuraZaKi]

Tali or GTFO.

Yes.

 

[Master Xanthan]

Tali or GTFO.

You can glare, but Tali can't cause she's wearing a mask, lolz, but seriously Tali's cool but I prefer Liara.

 

[sakuraZaKi]

You obv. never saw them bright fluorescent eyes.

They glare into your soul.

 

[Pluvia]

Also it always bugs me that Tali can have sex with Shepard in the first place. It should just be an instant death sentence.

 

[LivewiresXe]

Also it always bugs me that Tali can have sex with Shepard in the first place. It should just be an instant death sentence.

Yeah, that's why I went with Ashley, lol.

 

[sakuraZaKi]

Don't they have some sort of thing they use to enable intercourse outside of the fleet? I thought it was mentioned somewhere in ME2.

If not, nevermind.

 

[Grey Belnades]

Tali or GTFO.

Tali or GTFO.

Yes.

I would have been on board with you guys pre-ME3 but post-ME3...It's all about the borker.

Borker or GTFO.

Don't they have some sort of thing they use to enable intercourse outside of the fleet? I thought it was mentioned somewhere in ME2.

If not, nevermind.

IIRC, there was a mention about something to do with the suits...or did you meant to say suit instead of fleet?

 

[sakuraZaKi]

I did mean the fleet, 'cause they'd be fine fornicating there because of the conditions... I think, lol. Saying 'suits' counts too.

... What's a Borker?

 

[Pikaville]

Cortez or GTFO.

The scene where I romanced him in Purgatory was TOO funny.

Him and Shepard dance VERY awkwardly, after which he says nice things about you *cuts to Shepards HORRIBLY disfigured face* Then we kissed.

I think Tyler was in a party with me when I did it, I couldn't stop laughing.

 

[O D I N]

You can glare, but Tali can't cause she's wearing a mask, lolz, but seriously Tali's cool but I prefer Liara.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0r9voXHPtM&feature=player_detailpage#t=63s

Tali says

 

[Pikaville]

I banged Liara then cast her aside.

She was awful in bed too.

It took a blue alien to finally make Shepard realize he was gay.

 

[O D I N]

I banged Liara then cast her aside.

She was awful in bed too.

It took a blue alien to finally make Shepard realize he was gay.

Dead. XD

Earth girls were too easy.

Then Shepard set eyes for the stars...

Still realized girls weren't gonna cut it for him.

So he came back to Earth... For more...

MEAT.

 

[LivewiresXe]

I wonder what the max number of people you can get Shepard to bang between Mass Effect 1 and Mass Effect 3. Like, carrying the same save file over.

 

[Pikaville]

I believe the answer is 3.

Also I died reading that ODIN.

xD

 

[LivewiresXe]

I believe the answer is 3.

Also I died reading that ODIN.

xD

Are you sure? I would think it would be at least 4.

Like, say you're a male Shepard, you should probably be able to do the following (just as an example):

ME 1: Bang Ashley

ME 2: Quickie with Jack, bang Miranda or Tali

ME 3: Bang Liara


And I don't know all the situational things for Cortez and Kelly are or if they count. But well, dunno if you can do more.

 

[mood4food77]

i know in ME1 you can only have 1 romance
in ME2, my bro managed to complete the cycle (chambers, liara, miranda, jack, and tali)
idk about ME3

 

[LivewiresXe]

i know in ME1 you can only have 1 romance
in ME2, my bro managed to complete the cycle (chambers, liara, miranda, jack, and tali)
idk about ME3

Lmao, so wait...you can essentially do Ashley, Liara, Kelly, Miranda, Jack, Tali, Allers, AND Cortez with the same file? Hahaha, that's hilarious. "I'm Commander Shepard, and I'm the best man-w***e on the Citadel".

 

[mood4food77]

you can probably do more in ME3 than just allers and cortez also

so...shepard is probably the biggest man ***** in a non sexual video game ever

 

[LivewiresXe]

That is seriously SO messed up. I shouldn't find it funny, I really shouldn't, lol.

 

[O D I N]

Are you sure? I would think it would be at least 4.

Like, say you're a male Shepard, you should probably be able to do the following (just as an example):

ME 1: Bang Ashley

ME 2: Quickie with Jack, bang Miranda or Tali

ME 3: Bang Liara


And I don't know all the situational things for Cortez and Kelly are or if they count. But well, dunno if you can do more.

Liara is also on the ME2 list, but I'm not sure if Kelly counts or not for 2.

But she IS an option.

 

[LivewiresXe]

So...apparently there's a PS3 Multiplayer glitch where if you make it to Wave 11 and turn off the system, you'll have double the XP/Credits when you turn it back on. Confirm/Deny?

 

[sakuraZaKi]

I don't have that version, but that sounds dumb. You quit a match, you don't get crap, right? How is 11 any different?

 

[Pluvia]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0r9voXHPtM&feature=player_detailpage#t=63s

Tali says

Tali got BUUUUURRRRRNED!

Ah Jacob, that was a master troll maneuver there.

 

[Archangel]

So...apparently there's a PS3 Multiplayer glitch where if you make it to Wave 11 and turn off the system, you'll have double the XP/Credits when you turn it back on. Confirm/Deny?

Didn't work when I got cut off but maybe there is a timing for it.

 

[LivewiresXe]

Didn't work when I got cut off but maybe there is a timing for it.

I think I heard something about...just before extraction?

 

[Archangel]

no idea...but I have a new love for the drell's and the kung fu kicks.

 

[O D I N]

Tali got BUUUUURRRRRNED!

Ah Jacob, that was a master troll maneuver there.

More like:

"You're a dumb son of a *****, Cerberus, and I hope this 'AI' vents you out an airlock."

It's a real "foot-in-mouth" moment for Jacob.

Drell+Talon=

 

[Lore]

I laughed my *** off when Jacob made that mistake. It was great.

Anyway, for those who are interested, Amazon has ME 1+2 (deluxe edition of 2) for 12 bucks. Individually, they're each 6, but the deluxe edition of 2 is 9 if you just want that.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/feature.ht...d_t=201&pf_rd_p=1355455302&pf_rd_i=B00477472Y