If this thread gets over 100,000 replies...

[Autydragoon]

You're banned for not specifying who the supplies are going to.

Why is the UPS guy driving down my drive way.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

332. Always take hippochinfat!! and anyone who creates a joke thread serioulsy.
333. Pokemon is for little kids and elder teens with no lives.
334. Stereotypes are always right, there are no deductions necessarily.

 

[hippochinfat!!]

335. Pools open
336. Always take me seriously

 

[Charizard92]

~Saved~
Toon Link
PT
Pit
Lucario
Fox
Zero Suit Samus
Pikachu
Jigglypuff
Luigi
Captain Falcon
Yoshi
Lucas
Link
Diddy Kong
Game & Watch
Peach
Mario
Bowser
Ness
Snake

~Remaining~
Donkey Kong
Zelda
Olimar
Kirby
Ganondorf
Marth
R.O.B.
Falco
Ike
Ice Climbers
Wolf

~Eliminated~
33 - King DeDeDe
34 - Sonic
35 - Sheik
36 - Wario
37 - Meta Knight
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[Frown]

337. Sonic avatar = join date 08 = 34 posts

 

[sn1per13]

Granted, but it devours you in your sleep.

I wish for the Master Sword.

 

[Master Peach]

Fusion Suit Samus. That suit is too kick *** and Sexy.

 

[Mr.Victory07]

338.what 337 mean to say was 3 posts, not 34

 

[fkacyan]

339: Colored names are awesome.

 

[Demon Kirby]

340: Spore is awesome
341: Spore is very awesome
342: Spore is the most awesome thing ever
343: Use up-B more

 

[~N9NE~]

344: It is impossible for you to decide who to main on your own.

345: Due to #344, you must make a thread asking complete strangers who have no clue how you play, as to who you should main.

346: You must do exactly as these people say and main whoever they tell you to.

347: Congratulations, you now have a main.

 

[IWontGetOverTheDam]

348. If someone has a colored name (red, pink, etc.) they are right. End of story.

 

[OmegaXXII]

349. If a person has over 2,000 post they are most likely right
350. Bowser is always underestimasted, but I've pprven a bunch a fellow smasher wrong
351. if you have less than 20 posts you are a n00b

 

[PCHU]

352. To get quoted, simply say something extremely hilarious, or dangerously cheesy. Like the Cheetos Cheetah.

 

[hippochinfat!!]

353. Typing in font that makes people have to highlight your post is cool. Typing in red font or big font is also cool and not a waste of time.

 

[Fatmanonice]

354. Never suggest that there are any Japanese players better than American ones. Americans are better than everyone else in the world and to suggest that any other country is good at anything is criminal.

355. If you see a match that doesn't have an excessive amount of camping, claim that the two players psychicly agreed to not play "gay" because, afterall, it's impossible to play Brawl without doing so.

356. "Don't get grabbed" is practical advise when it comes to avoiding infinites. It is completely realistic to not get grabbed at least once per stock while playing against people who are experienced.

357. There is no hope for low tier characters so angrily give up on them after a couple of days of practice and then continue to whine about their faults here.

358. Sakurai is God.

359. Sakurai is the Anti-Christ.

360. Sakurai is a genius.

361. Sakurai is a moron.

362. Everyone who wanted Krystal in Brawl is a furry .

 

[Grunt]

360. this thread started sucking after 100.

 

[SirKibble]

361. Fair does not mean equal, free from bias, or without favoritism. It means jump, tilt the control stick the direction you're facing, and press A.

361a. Ridley is too big to be a playable character.

361b. Ridley is not too big to be a playable character. They could shrink him.

361c. No, they couldn't.

361d. Yes, they could.

I adjusted the numbers as I was beat to just editing it all in...

 

[The Halloween Captain]

362. Saying OBJECTION! http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2629405 can only be countered with someone else's objection, and always furthers debate while making you appear more intelligent.

 

[Mike87]

You get banned for pissing in my wheaties.

 

[Autydragoon]

You're banned for assuming it was me and anyways they were frosted flakes.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You're banned for not adding 'Their great!' after the mensioning of Frosted Flakes.

 

[The Real Inferno]

363. When in doubt, call for Black-up.
364. Super smash Bros the movie would consist entirely of a five year old banging Nintendo character dolls together for two hours.
365. I wanna be the Guy.

 

[Demon Kirby]

365. I wanna be the Guy.

*runs and cries*

 

[roy_owns]

NES Toon Link wins!

Today will be Purple ZSS Vs. White/Blue Ike!

 

[Dark Sonic]

366-Sonic has the best side taunt in the game
367-Running across the stage and using this taunt over and over will cause your opponent to commit suicide IRL
368-It is completely unpunishable no matter what people say becuase "YOUR TOO SLOW!"
9001-It's okay for me to go out of order because my number is over 9000 and I have a large post count.
369-Random occurences are never extreme. http://sports.yahoo.com/rah/news?slug=ap-isntthatlucky&prov=ap&type=lgns
370- randomness never balances out. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,367249,00.html
371-posting links make you too pro, even if they have nothing to do with the discussion http://infinitejestchallenge.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/chocolate_chip_cookie.jpg

 

[tedward2000]

372- This is the 372th thing I learned on smashboards.
-t2

 

[smashbot226]

373- The next Smash will be worse than all the first three's flaws combined.

 

[Airgemini]

Purple ZSS.

 

[Frown]

374. Mario might be in SSB4.

 

[Darkurai]

337. Sonic avatar = join date 08 = 34 posts

375. Darkurai is the exception to rule 337.
376. http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2629830
377. Before the game was relased, it was completely acceptable to believe every false leak that was debunked a long time ago. This is because liars don exits.
378. While we're on the subject, liars don exits.

 

[The Executive]

379. Characters who can win tournaments: Snake
379a. Characters who can't win tournaments where Snake is present: everyone except Snake
379b. Characters who can win tournaments where Snake isn't present: everyone
379c. wsnake is not a character.
380. If you make a thread dumb enough, the mods will lock it then desecrate it with outdated internet memes and giant pictures and sticky it so all of SWF will see your shame. SHAME.

 

[Reyairia]

381. If you use a wii mote, you suck.

 

[The Executive]

381. If you use a wii mote, you suck.

Fixed.

382. Do not place 70+ "Just play Melee " posts in a completely unrelated thread. It will only make you look stupid.

383. MARIOOWNAGE wins the Internet. (cookie for reference thread)

384. Foxpower = do not want.

 

[Reyairia]

385. There are no female smash players, and consequently no female users on smashboards. If a user posts effeminately, assume that he's a gay man and not a woman.

 

[mzink*]

93. Sariku is completely oblivious to the fact that May is only 10 years old.

94. If you're playing as Marth against Lucas/Ness, mash the z button like a ****** to show off your l33t skills.

95. Ike and Olimar are unstoppable. All their attacks have vaccum properties that drag you right next to them when they attack and a side effect that makes them impossible to dodge. If you fight against them, the best course of action is to kill yourself as soon as possible.

96. The Ice Climber's infinites are as easy to do as pushing the B button. They are exactly the same as King Dedede's and Marth's and definately only take an hour of practice to get down pat.

97. Sonic has the most personality of all the Brawlers.

98. If you main Mario, Luigi, Samus, DK, or Bowser, it's your fault for not maining overplayed characters like Snake and Metaknight to escape King Dedede's stand and grab infinite.

99. Falcon Punch and Captain Falcon jokes based on Chuck Norris jokes are ALWAYS funny. Use them as much as possible and be sure to spam pictures associated with them.

100. Ness says PK Cross because that makes perfect sense.

101. Lucas's upsmash is completely inescapable. Like Olimar's grabs, it can hit you from any place on New Pork City.

102. Questioning Luigi's sexuality is definately not a complete waste of time.

103. Captain Falcon only has two moves, Falcon Punch and his down taunt. Use them constantly.

104. Wario is bottom tier because he farts, is ugly, and impossible to use by anyone.

105. FLUDD is completely useless and doesn't even do any damage. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

106. If you don't not worship the ground that Yuna walks on or agree with every aspect of what he says, he will find you and tell you why you're wrong for not doing so.

107. Spamming the lazer and fsmash is a legitimate way to fight with Wolf as is spamming the arrow and angel ring with Pit.

108. IGN was completely wrong about Metaknight. He's definately not top tier especially because of how light he is and how he lacks KO potential.

109. When using taunts doing Wifi matches against friends, they always have to have internet references and be as obnoxious as possible.

110. It is perfectly okay to refer to everyone who doesn't want to play Smash Bros competitively as a scrub. These people are subhuman and must be addressed as such whenever possible. All people who do not have the same hobbies as you should be looked down upon.

112. The cheaper you play the better you are.

113. If you say someone is a scrub then it must be true.

114. Wii mote is low tier which is why everyone uses the Gamecube controller

115. No decent melee player likes brawl

116. Everyone will go back to Melee in a couple months.

117. Brawl is more balanced because more characters are tournament viable.

118. Competitive means that winners win and loser lose. It has nothing to do with people competing in a competition.

119. Items promote stage control, take more skill to use, and reduce camping.

120. Any list of characters is automatically a tier list. If I were to arrange the characters in alphabetical order for example then everyone would think I made a tier list. Flamewars would ensue momentarily.

Cramming everything multiple people said into your post is fun

 

[Ukiyasan]

~Saved~
Toon Link
PT
Pit
Lucario
Fox
Zero Suit Samus
Pikachu
Jigglypuff
Luigi
Captain Falcon
Yoshi
Lucas
Link
Diddy Kong
Game & Watch
Peach
Mario
Bowser
Ness
Snake
Marth

~Remaining~
Donkey Kong
Zelda
Olimar
Kirby
Ganondorf
R.O.B.
Falco
Ike
Ice Climbers
Wolf

~Eliminated~
33 - King DeDeDe
34 - Sonic
35 - Sheik
36 - Wario
37 - Meta Knight

 

[Remzi]

54. No One Wants Their Main To Be The Worst That Is Why The Most Heated Debates Are Between Sonic, Ike, Captain Falcon, gannon, Jigglypuff, And Yoshi Mains.

GANNON-BANNED

 

[Frown]

~Saved~
Toon Link
PT
Pit
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Fox
Zero Suit Samus
Pikachu
Jigglypuff
Luigi
Captain Falcon
Yoshi
Lucas
Link
Diddy Kong
Game & Watch
Peach
Mario
Bowser
Ness
Snake
Marth
DK

~Remaining~
Zelda
Olimar
Kirby
Ganondorf
R.O.B.
Falco
Ike
Ice Climbers
Wolf

~Eliminated~
33 - King DeDeDe
34 - Sonic
35 - Sheik
36 - Wario
37 - Meta Knight

 

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