If this thread gets over 100,000 replies...

[smashbot226]

256. If you post a "Brawl Is More Technical Than Melee" thread, people will love you for it.

Especially Dylan Tnga. He'll want your street address to do God knows what...

257. You should always say "I'MA FIRIN' MAH LAZUH!!!" Whenever you are using a Final Smash. Even those that aren't even LAZUHS.

258. Whenever someone says something completely stupid or insightful, flaming them with bad names always solves the problem.

259. Speak in different color fonts; people will think you're important.

260. The noobs here are the noobiest noobs around.

261. If you find someone dissing your main, a good idea is to flame the user, then challenge him to Wi-Fi, especially do this if it is gimpfish or Youko. Then post the fight on YouTube.

262. TIERS DON EXITS that is all.

263. IF Smashboards makes a tier list and your main is Low or Bottom, make around thirteen threads a day about whining for the main asking, "WHY ISN'T FAPPIN' FALCON HIY TIRE!?!! H3 iZ 50000000000 good!!!" Event better, if your main is Top or High Tier, ask them "WTF nOoBs, F0X ISN'T GOD TIRE?!? He's S00OOO funny with the character selection screen!"

Not only will you be admired, but you'll also automatically become a mod.

 

[MysticKenji]

Mr. Saturn Ness

 

[TheSMASHtyke]

264. When in trouble, or in doubt; run in circles, scream and shout.

265. Tiers may exist, but fossil reords show that evolution has occured over the last 500 million years. So the theory that a God tier created all space animals and humans is highly unlikely

 

[Terios the Hedgehog]

266. 7 years from now someone will look through the archive and realize how stupid we all are.

 

[IWontGetOverTheDam]

^
True dat. Holy God...

 

[hippochinfat!!]

266. Pools closed.

 

[IWontGetOverTheDam]

277. Youko closed your thread because he hates you, not because your thread sucks.

 

[Y34HDUD3!!!]

268. Hideo Kojima never performed fellatio on Sakurai until the latter made Snake godly.

269. Sakurai isn't totally biased towards his creations.

270. Sakurai and co. love Captain Falcon.

 

[Peachkid]

Nurse Peach

 

[Grandeza]

271. I suck at this game.

 

[PRINCESS PEACH777]

Nurse Peach

 

[Autydragoon]

Wish granted but now ever time nintendo wants it rerecorded you have to get up at three in the morning and drive to a recording studio just to listen to a voice actor say Pokemon flavored hot pockets mmm.
(then song plays)

I wish there was more sword fighting characters.

 

[Autydragoon]

Your banned for racist behavior, calling the earth a "blue planet".

 

[Zenthewanderer]

272. There are no opinions. Only Snake, Metaknight, and Final Destination.
273. Coin matches are extremely popular.
274. -Insert customary Melee, Brawl comparision joke-
275. -Insert reversed customary Melee, Brawl comparision joke-
276. Tiers are 4 Queers
277. Ike mainers are the only ones that know Ike isn't cheap.
278. New Pork City is totally fair and loved by fans.
279. Brawl is the next Soul Caliber 3.
280. Touching the C-Stick more than once is punishable by death.
281. The Wiimote is the preferred controller for Pros.
282. People that call Marth gay/female were never severely beaten and/or shamed by him.
283. Wavedashing was so not a glitch.
284. 'I'd win if this was Melee!' is not a John.
285. Telephones + Wifi does not equal Voice Chat.
286. If a Pro said it, it must be true.
287. Post count is equal to IQ.
288. Pichu isn't in Brawl cause he finally killed himself. Did you believe the Pokedex's explanation for why he hurt himself all the time? I thought not.

 

[Autydragoon]

Three words
Hungry Hungry Hippos.

 

[Wafflekin]

289. Fact means nothing if I don't like it.

 

[N M E]

290. Smash Boards suck
291. The mOds are funny
292.you can't become a Mod your born a Mod.

 

[Master Peach]

Nurse Peach Please. There's nothing better than being treated by a cute Nurse. X3

 

[L__]

Saved
Toon Link
PT
Pit
Fox

Remaining
Yoshi
Diddy Kong
Captain Falcon
Donkey Kong
Zelda
Luigi
Pikachu
Lucario
Olimar
Jigglypuff
Snake
Lucas
Game & Watch
Zero Suit Samus
Kirby
Ganondorf
Bowser
Marth
Ness
R.O.B.
Falco
Mario
Peach
Ike
Ice Climbers
Link
Wolf

Eliminated
33 - King DeDeDe
34 - Sonic
35 - Sheik
36 - Wario
37 - Meta Knight

 

[Darkurai]

293. Wavedashing is a glitch. Sakurai was lying in his interview with Nintendo Power.
294. If you main Ike, you suck because Ike is too easy to win with.
295. If you main Fox in Melee, you're smart, because Fox is broken, thus the easiest to win with.
296. Sakurai was the only one working on the game, thus all the time he put into other things detracted from having a decent roster.
297. This roster leak is fake because I don't like it.
298. This is a horrible roster and Brawl would be ruined with it.
299. (One week later) This is not a bad roster. I like it.
300. ZOMG 300TH LEARNED LOL

 

[Wolf of Ice]

Mr. Saturn Ness
I want that T-Shirt!!!!!

Extreme QFT...

Nurse Peach.
Dark outfits are so overrated.

We love the Saturn, not the dark

 

[hippochinfat!!]

301. DS internet browser is slow.

 

[Charizard92]

Saved
Toon Link
PT
Pit
Lucario
Fox

Remaining
Yoshi
Diddy Kong
Captain Falcon
Donkey Kong
Zelda
Luigi
Pikachu
Olimar
Jigglypuff
Snake
Lucas
Game & Watch
Zero Suit Samus
Kirby
Ganondorf
Bowser
Marth
Ness
R.O.B.
Falco
Mario
Peach
Ike
Ice Climbers
Link
Wolf

Eliminated
33 - King DeDeDe
34 - Sonic
35 - Sheik
36 - Wario
37 - Meta Knight

 

[cj.Shark]

Saved
Toon Link
PT
Pit
Lucario
Fox
Zero Suit Samus

Remaining
Yoshi
Diddy Kong
Captain Falcon
Donkey Kong
Zelda
Luigi
Pikachu
Olimar
Jigglypuff
Snake
Lucas
Game & Watch
Kirby
Ganondorf
Bowser
Marth
Ness
R.O.B.
Falco
Mario
Peach
Ike
Ice Climbers
Link
Wolf

Eliminated
33 - King DeDeDe
34 - Sonic
35 - Sheik
36 - Wario
37 - Meta Knight

 

[Charizard92]

Saved
Toon Link
PT
Pit
Lucario
Fox
Zero Suit Samus
Pikachu

Remaining
Yoshi
Diddy Kong
Captain Falcon
Donkey Kong
Zelda
Luigi
Olimar
Jigglypuff
Snake
Lucas
Game & Watch
Kirby
Ganondorf
Bowser
Marth
Ness
R.O.B.
Falco
Mario
Peach
Ike
Ice Climbers
Link
Wolf

Eliminated
33 - King DeDeDe
34 - Sonic
35 - Sheik
36 - Wario
37 - Meta Knight

 

[cj.Shark]

Saved
Toon Link
PT
Pit
Lucario
Fox
Zero Suit Samus
Pikachu
Jigglypuff

Remaining
Yoshi
Diddy Kong
Captain Falcon
Donkey Kong
Zelda
Luigi
Olimar
Snake
Lucas
Game & Watch
Kirby
Ganondorf
Bowser
Marth
Ness
R.O.B.
Falco
Mario
Peach
Ike
Ice Climbers
Link
Wolf

Eliminated
33 - King DeDeDe
34 - Sonic
35 - Sheik
36 - Wario
37 - Meta Knight

 

[Charizard92]

Saved
Toon Link
PT
Pit
Lucario
Fox
Zero Suit Samus
Pikachu
Jigglypuff
Luigi

Remaining
Yoshi
Diddy Kong
Captain Falcon
Donkey Kong
Zelda
Olimar
Snake
Lucas
Game & Watch
Kirby
Ganondorf
Bowser
Marth
Ness
R.O.B.
Falco
Mario
Peach
Ike
Ice Climbers
Link
Wolf

Eliminated
33 - King DeDeDe
34 - Sonic
35 - Sheik
36 - Wario
37 - Meta Knight

 

[Fatmanonice]

302. If your friends like to play Brawl with items on, come here and call them scrubs behind their backs and ask how to deter them from their favorite way of playing.

303. If you lose to one of your friends who does nothing but spam specials and smash attacks, they're the "scrub" because you're clearly better.

304. Snake and Metaknight are the only characters that can win Brawl tournaments just as Fox, Falco, and Marth were the only characters that ever won Melee tournaments.

 

[goateeguy]

Three words
Hungry Hungry Hippos.

epic win. [this text only exists cuz the previous message was too short to post]

 

[Veggi]

305. Wario Boards are the lulz.

 

[NoobCake]

306. Tires Don Exits (sorry if its been posted already)

 

[Demon Kirby]

307. if a mod is nominated for the forum awords, they will win (lolgimpy).

 

[Morrigan]

Nurse Peach

 

[roy_owns]

Mr. Saturn Ness wins!

Today will be Fusion Suit Samus Vs. NES Toon Link!

 

[the_Capt_Falcon_Master]

Saved
Toon Link
PT
Pit
Lucario
Fox
Zero Suit Samus
Pikachu
Jigglypuff
Luigi
Captain Falcon

Remaining
Yoshi
Diddy Kong
Donkey Kong
Zelda
Olimar
Snake
Lucas
Game & Watch
Kirby
Ganondorf
Bowser
Marth
Ness
R.O.B.
Falco
Mario
Peach
Ike
Ice Climbers
Link
Wolf

Eliminated
33 - King DeDeDe
34 - Sonic
35 - Sheik
36 - Wario

 

[Dark.Pch]

Nurse Peach hands down.

 

[DTKPch]

308. WiFi is officially the standard for how pro you are. Your success on WiFi is the only true measure of skill. It's also the only true measure of how good your character is.
309. No Johns.
310. No really... No Johns.
311. Wsnake is not a character.
312. 10originality. It never gets old.
313. See numbers 309 and 310.

 

[metalmonstar]

314. Tiers don't exist or any of its variation will be posted multiple times in every thread.
315. After the first page all debates go in circles
316. After the fist three pages nothing new is ever added.
317. The larger the thread the harder it is to find intelligence.

 

[Proud_Smash_N00b]

Living is MTTB

 

[~Krystal~]

Halo is MTTB.