HOBO 40: The Ruby Anniversary! FULL RESULTS ARE UP!!!Read post #80 for a super gross/awesome story!!

[TM_icecream]

It has a Mr. Saturn in its frocket

 

[SKidd]

wow get ***** bryan

 

[Shaya]

I feel like Xyro forgot about the third presence inside the bathroom stall and the unexplained toilet flush.

 

[Xyro77]

I feel like Xyro forgot about the third presence inside the bathroom stall and the unexplained toilet flush.

The third presence? You mean PJ? I didnt really expand on him because 1: we already knew he was super homo and 2: the story was mostly about Asa/Minifox.

As for the flushing of the toilet, i dont really recall there being a flush. There might have been though.

 

[| Big D |]

The part that shocked me the most was the the music that played during the ditto, everything else is definitely Bryan.

 

[Shaya]

Piping from Houston Texas connects directly to Sydney, Australia.

 

[~Firefly~]

Asa's finally making a name for himself. I'm so proud. Embarrass

 

[TM_icecream]

>change thread title
>every top player ever comes to read story

Wat

Xyro is legendary

 

[Suspect]

fair, next?

Samus only side tournament

 

[milesg2g]

FLAMERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[Oracle]

Project: M Vids are up!

Singles

Doubles

 

[Xyro77]

.................

 

[Brawlman1000]

Shoutouts to Tesh and Zero for being Sonic mains. SAWNIK 4 LYFE!

Shoutouts to TOSM for being my low tiers teammate.

Shoutouts to JNig for helping me rep LA.

Shoutouts to Illmatic for the super fun friendlies.

Shoutouts to Sync and Asa for all the Olimar practice.

And last but not least shoutouts to Xyro for being teh bestest TO evers!

GGs all. Sad to see this series come to an end but at least I got one in son!

 

[Akenero]

That story.
Man. You are miserably F'd up if you feel the need to talk about other people's lives and intimacy.
Everyone else who is enjoying what he wrote.
Get a life, because yours is going down and never coming up.
Stick your head up, Know what you need to know, and ignore gossip.
True or not, we don't need to hear about everyone's freaking personal lives. Leave people alone so they can keep their privacy. What would any of you do if you were all publicly exposed?
You'd feel embarrassed. So you know what?
You all are idiots who care nothing about the next guy until you find a dirty secret, then your life has purpose in your mind. So gossip away all you idiots. Just know one day. Possibly soon. You will be exposed yourself. By anyone.

 

[yoshq]

That story.
Man. You are miserably F'd up if you feel the need to talk about other people's lives and intimacy.
Everyone else who is enjoying what he wrote.
Get a life, because yours is going down and never coming up.
Stick your head up, Know what you need to know, and ignore gossip.
True or not, we don't need to hear about everyone's freaking personal lives. Leave people alone so they can keep their privacy. What would any of you do if you were all publicly exposed?
You'd feel embarrassed. So you know what?
You all are idiots who care nothing about the next guy until you find a dirty secret, then your life has purpose in your mind. So gossip away all you idiots. Just know one day. Possibly soon. You will be exposed yourself. By anyone.

One day, possibly soon, you will be exposed for what a judgmental prick you are and how much you like to impose your mentalities on others....

:D

 

[Sinister Slush]

That story.
Man. You are miserably F'd up if you feel the need to talk about other people's lives and intimacy.
Everyone else who is enjoying what he wrote.
Get a life, because yours is going down and never coming up.
Stick your head up, Know what you need to know, and ignore gossip.
True or not, we don't need to hear about everyone's freaking personal lives. Leave people alone so they can keep their privacy. What would any of you do if you were all publicly exposed?
You'd feel embarrassed. So you know what?
You all are idiots who care nothing about the next guy until you find a dirty secret, then your life has purpose in your mind. So gossip away all you idiots. Just know one day. Possibly soon. You will be exposed yourself. By anyone.

Epig blog m8
when can I expect the next one?

 

[Tesh]

That story.
Man. You are miserably F'd up if you feel the need to talk about other people's lives and intimacy.
Everyone else who is enjoying what he wrote.
Get a life, because yours is going down and never coming up.
Stick your head up, Know what you need to know, and ignore gossip.
True or not, we don't need to hear about everyone's freaking personal lives. Leave people alone so they can keep their privacy. What would any of you do if you were all publicly exposed?
You'd feel embarrassed. So you know what?
You all are idiots who care nothing about the next guy until you find a dirty secret, then your life has purpose in your mind. So gossip away all you idiots. Just know one day. Possibly soon. You will be exposed yourself. By anyone.

I appreciate this post. People like you make this site worth visiting. Thank you.

 

[milesg2g]

I'd just like to say PJ's ma ***** no matter what he likes sexually. I don't care if he's gay, bi, or straight; He's PJ. It was a funny story not going to lie, and I apologize for my "Flamers" comment. It was immature and messed up to say, so sorry fort that honestly.

PJ you're still cool with me and the rest of our skype friends and you know it. Stay up man, sorry you were exposed like this =/

 

[Psychoace]

Nah I'd feel proud being apart of a legendary story by a legendary beaver.

 

[Xyro77]

That story.
Man. You are miserably F'd up if you feel the need to talk about other people's lives and intimacy.
Everyone else who is enjoying what he wrote.
Get a life, because yours is going down and never coming up.
Stick your head up, Know what you need to know, and ignore gossip.
True or not, we don't need to hear about everyone's freaking personal lives. Leave people alone so they can keep their privacy. What would any of you do if you were all publicly exposed?
You'd feel embarrassed. So you know what?
You all are idiots who care nothing about the next guy until you find a dirty secret, then your life has purpose in your mind. So gossip away all you idiots. Just know one day. Possibly soon. You will be exposed yourself. By anyone.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

it's people like you that allow me to win on SWF.

 

[Espy Rose]

The last three pages were a joy to read.

 

[Zano]

That story.
Man. You are miserably F'd up if you feel the need to talk about other people's lives and intimacy.
Everyone else who is enjoying what he wrote.
Get a life, because yours is going down and never coming up.
Stick your head up, Know what you need to know, and ignore gossip.
True or not, we don't need to hear about everyone's freaking personal lives. Leave people alone so they can keep their privacy. What would any of you do if you were all publicly exposed?
You'd feel embarrassed. So you know what?
You all are idiots who care nothing about the next guy until you find a dirty secret, then your life has purpose in your mind. So gossip away all you idiots. Just know one day. Possibly soon. You will be exposed yourself. By anyone.

 

[Tesh]

Btw anyone with replays from this, send em to me here or on aib.

Zip em up please.

 

[Okuser]

nobody else thinks xyros post was inappropriate?

I would be pissed if I was somebody involved and then this post happens. I don't know the details and don't want to but if somebody was not ready to come out or something this whole thing could've been extremely traumatic for them.

 

[Xyro77]

Do you even know who I am and what I do?

 

[Sinister Slush]

Probably more than half the people that's viewed/posted in this thread wasn't there. So everyone thought it was just another one of xyro's stories with some fahnny jhokezz sprinkled on it.
Judging from some of you people overreacting (and me asking Leaf. about it) it's apparently true. Story loses points on being funny, but still can't help but laugh at some parts that doesn't involve the "Oh ya, PJ and Asa are gay" thing.

Basically saying.... nobody thought about it being rude at first cause most of us thought it was a joke since we all know xyro more than the people that's been making posts like you miles and akenaro.

 

[Xyro77]

OMFG I think this story is my master piece. The feedback is phenomenal!

 

[BSP]

Uh huh...

Anyway, I'm sad I missed out on the last HOBO, but Jnig and Brawlman represented LA well. Good job guys. Thanks for the series Xyro.

 

[GOL | 482 | JSalt]

I'd just like to say PJ's ma ***** no matter what he likes sexually. I don't care if he's gay, bi, or straight; He's PJ. It was a funny story not going to lie, and I apologize for my "Flamers" comment. It was immature and messed up to say, so sorry fort that honestly.

PJ you're still cool with me and the rest of our skype friends and you know it. Stay up man, sorry you were exposed like this =/

nobody else thinks xyros post was very inappropriate?

I would be pissed if I was somebody involved and then this post happens. I don't know the details and don't want to but if somebody was not ready to come out or something this whole thing could've been extremely traumatic for them.

That story.
Man. You are miserably F'd up if you feel the need to talk about other people's lives and intimacy.
Everyone else who is enjoying what he wrote.
Get a life, because yours is going down and never coming up.
Stick your head up, Know what you need to know, and ignore gossip.
True or not, we don't need to hear about everyone's freaking personal lives. Leave people alone so they can keep their privacy. What would any of you do if you were all publicly exposed?
You'd feel embarrassed. So you know what?
You all are idiots who care nothing about the next guy until you find a dirty secret, then your life has purpose in your mind. So gossip away all you idiots. Just know one day. Possibly soon. You will be exposed yourself. By anyone.

I AM DYING

 

[Oracle]

Wow there is some buttfrustration in this thread xyro you truly are the master

 

[Noh]

Fun HOBO. IMO better than HOBO 39 probably because I got a lot more friendlies in. Shout outs to everybody, even the people I didn't get the chance to talk to. Xyro should do a thing where he makes up an exaggerated story after every tournament he hosts. The feedback is pretty intense, good or bad.

 

[Denti]

Wait until I bring my boyfriend. Things can ALWAYS get more gay, even when you don't think it's possible. MUWHAHAHA

 

[Strong Badam]

i could also show up

 

[Akenero]

One day, possibly soon, you will be exposed for what a judgmental prick you are and how much you like to impose your mentalities on others....

:D

I await that day. Anyone who exposes me for what I am, I'll raise my head high, I have nothing to hide. Try me.

 

[AeroLink_the_SoulMaster]

That story.
Man. You are miserably F'd up if you feel the need to talk about other people's lives and intimacy.
Everyone else who is enjoying what he wrote.
Get a life, because yours is going down and never coming up.
Stick your head up, Know what you need to know, and ignore gossip.
True or not, we don't need to hear about everyone's freaking personal lives. Leave people alone so they can keep their privacy. What would any of you do if you were all publicly exposed?
You'd feel embarrassed. So you know what?
You all are idiots who care nothing about the next guy until you find a dirty secret, then your life has purpose in your mind. So gossip away all you idiots. Just know one day. Possibly soon. You will be exposed yourself. By anyone.

WARNING! THE STORY YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS OF A HIGHLY GRAPHIC NATURE. IF YOU CHOOSE TO READ BELOW THIS SENTENCE YOU ALSO CHOOSE TO GIVE UP YOUR RIGHT TO BICH ABOUT THE MATERIAL. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

^ Just thought I'd point this out, lol.

 

[Pierce7d]

This was too funny

 

[Fliphopper]

I missed out in all the bromance in the air

 

[Dekillsage]

I missed out in all the bromance in the air

Your gif slays me lmao

 

[Pyronic_Star]

Confirmed for being one of the few heterosexual olimar mains left, we're a dying breed.

 

[Espy Rose]

You're a deviation.