ZELDA AND THE MYSTERIOUS CLIENT
So where were we last time?! Zelda had just finished her first mission locating the golden star in the cave of wonders. But what's this? Below her she finds a strange and mysterious invitation to a secret party. It was addressed to her and signed by a mysterious client - a man named Mr. Wario.
She journeyed back to her hyrule hideaway and decided to investigate the implications of this invitation. Surely there's no harm in finding this Wario man and having a bit of party fun?
With that in mind, she couldn't go arriving to a party dressed as she was. She'd require something more classy and appropriate. "Sexy poses are only as good as the clothes you wear" a friend once told her, and after thinking about this she decided to take immediate action.
Amidst her transformation into 'ballroom party Zelda', sparkles flew everwhere. One could see her miles away; the lights and sparkles were undeniably bright and energetic.
She deemed herself ready for the party and to meet her client, Wario. She had no idea what to expect; no photo, no identity, just a name signed at the end of a mysterious invitation. She set off on her journey to locate him.
As she travelled to the location indicated by the invitation, she could see a grand palace ahead of her. "This should be fun", she muttered enthusiastically, and as she drew nearer she could statues of gold and rich set pieces bringing this whole environment to life. Things are definitely getting exciting now.
She rode to the party using a royal platform, which ascended to the heavens above and arrived at her destination. "About time!" she whispered classily to herself as she saw a bunch of fellow party goers in the distance.
She mingled for a bit. She found some party goers and decided to hang around them and chat to find out more about Wario. There were no sudden signs of him. Is he coming? Why did he invite her? These surely were questions she wanted answered.
She separated from the crowd and decided to find him. Could this be the knight in shining armour she has long awaited? "Screw Link", she yelled, "Wario is certain to be the one!" And with that she began to ponder, and then she telepathically felt something obscure.
As she gazed at the sun-drenched sky, she saw a flurry of islands ahead. She could sense a strong presence and decided to explore. Something felt weird about these sensations; they felt artificial, as if someone had put them there for her to sense. Could this be a trap? Too late now, she decided to check one of the islands out by teleporting there immediately...
... she arrived on one of the islands. Everything was pure white - she stood out like a saw thumb. Walking along this narrow island, she decided to follow where her telepathic senses were leading her. And then suddenly...
"Wah wah WAAAAAH!" yelled a funny looking gremlin of a man. "What is this??" screamed Zelda in anger... "Who are you??" The man looked at her with a very cheeky smile. "Oh Princess... itsa ME, WAHRIO!!" Oh dear, surely this isn't the man in shining armour she had planned to meet.
"Don't touch me" she angrily yelled, "I came all this way just to meet some silly little man half my size, all for nothing!"
Wario became angry. A mischievous expression riddled across his face. What did he have in mind? He gazed at Zelda with anger and decided to do something incredibly dramatic and unexpected...
... from nowhere he pulled out a bike. "WAAAAHHH!!!! You're coming with me Zelda, you've caused me enough hurt as it is!" And with that said he shoved her at the rear end of his bike and drove away. "Urrrgh" Zelda thought to herself as she slowly dozed off, the speed at which Wario was driving had knocked her out.
As she slowly dozed off, Wario had a very cheeky smile splattered across his ugly mug. "Now I can finally follow my orders and dispose of this bottom tier of a woman, and about time too! I will be the first to finally get rid of the legendary ZELDA.... master will make me filthy rich!"
Zelda was knocked out, but she slowly came to her senses. She had no recollection of the past events that had just occurred. Her surroundings were dark and dank; she appeared to be inside some kind of military base. She gathered her senses and prepared to face trouble.
As she rose, she felt a bit weak. "It's you!" she saw Wario ahead of her and preparing some kind of mysterious contraption. "Where have you brought me? You don't know what you're getting yourself into..."
"Oh please, you're not so ninja now are you? You're finally going to be DEFEATED!" Wario snakily told Zelda as he lifted a strange weapon. "I have explicit orders from my master to get rid of you!" Wario revealed. "What?!" she replied, "Who is this???"
She got no answer! Instead, Wario had decided to harness an incredible energy from the strange weapon he was holding. The energy gathered and released as a powerful blast stronger than anything in existence! Looks like it's game over Zelda...!
Hit by the blast, she was slammed back, hitting her back on one of the walls. She was seriously hurt, she had to do something to survive this onslaught against her, but Wario's tricky demeanour was enough to bait and punish her every move. Just what can she do???
Laying on the floor, she saw a light sabre ahead of her. This was her chance. Wario was onto her like a spider to a fly, and she had to think fast. Crawling to the light sabre, she heard quaking footsteps of her pursuer...
Just in time she managed to reach out for the light sabre. "THANK YOU LUKE SKYWALKER" she yelled, and she grabbed it firmly ready to take on her opponent!
Standing up, she could feel the strength eminating from this light sabre. It was slowly restoring her energy back to its former self. As she held it, she prepared a huge swing to strike the evil Wario...
But Wario is too clever to die from that! Sensing this attack, he reaches out and grabs Zelda's hand. The two struggle and it becomes a battle of brute strength as to will win this death-defying war.
The struggle was certainly tense, but Zelda managed to upll away and take initiative. "Darth, I request you guide this light sabre with the force and strike thy opponent!" she said, and thus she threw the light sabre and hoped for the best. The best did happen; the sabre striked fear into Wario's heart as it hit him with a clean shot.
Stunned by this surprise attack, Zelda ran in for the kill. This took about 4 hours considering her speed isn't the fastest in the world, but the surprise on Wario's face gave her enough time to catch up to him. Picking him up, she ordered "Who sent you to kill me?" Wario said nothing!...
"Fine!" she thought. She didn't hesitate in throwing him up in the air... and she chased after him with a powerful explosive spell. It was a clean shot as she named right for his chubby little arse.
"WAAAAHHHHHH!!!!" cried Wario "Master will NOT be proud!! This was my one time to be filthy rich!" The explosive spell launched him high in the air and sent him flying into space, beyond, and then back again for some real hurt. Looks like it was a close call for Zelda, but she managed to pull through anyways.
She knelt down and examined the strange weapon Wario had been holding. Would this weapon reveal clues as to who had sent him to kill her?
Looking closer, she noticed two haunting words. SUPER SCOPE. At the back of her mind she thought, "surely not?? It can't be!"
She got up and thought for a moment, "My arch nemesis....he's ALIVE" She had a direct sense of motivation now as she thought of her nemesis at the back of her mind.
It was none other than the outrageous Ganondorf, the pursuer of all things evil, and the man responsible for the many destructions of her kingdom. He was the man that had hired Wario to eliminate her from the world, but so far he has not succeeded. What will become of his mission now that his first subordinate has failed?
Zelda decided to track him down and end him once and for all. She had dabbled in trivial client missions, and the cave of wonders was the last of these missions for she now had more important matter to contend with. Finding Ganondorf is now her biggest priority, more so than her Usmash. She blasted a wall in the military base that Wario had taken her to, and decided to escape.
Walking through the rubble and smoke, she planned her next move. The next few will days will be dangerous and death-defying. More to come...!!
TO BE CONTINUED!