Ijustwanttofly
Smash Cadet
Oh, SWEET! A runway with a cliff! This is perfect!
Even you would not be so foolish as to ...
He's going to do something stupid...we have to stop him, he could die!
Look at that thing! I'm gonna fly into it!
Nay! Thou wilt fall, that portal is-
FIRE!!
No, wait!
Ow, Zelda, you may be skinny, but my head...ow!
Whoooa! There was nothing inside! I’m in freefall! Afterburners! After-OOF!
(... sigh ... it could not possibly be too prohibitively difficult to produce my show myself ...)
Ugh ... oh ... uh, hi.
I-is...that a talking bird?!
I-I think so...what is your name?
Whoa ... y-you look just like Zelda ... except your hair, did you have some kind of bleach accident? And you’re doing everything opposite ... dangit, “opposite” wasn’t the right word. I mean-*sparkle**SQUAWK!*
Varlet, I told thee to behave! Do not dare interrupt my negotiations!
Ahh! Lemmego lemmego!!!
My, such unladylike violence...
Zelda...there's something I've been dying to tell you...
*sparkle* *sparkle* NONONONONONO!!!
Yes, Ian?
*FLING*AAAAAH!
*Sigh* I'll stay quiet for now...
Hm? Why?
Pardon me? May we resume our talk?
Are you quite done with your otherworldly display of horrid violence?
Aye. I am sorry that it was necessary, but now I may hold a civil discussion free from clownish distractions.
I do believe Ian has talked about your show...Although, he says I'm much better than you...
You have heard of my little show, I did not realize it was so widespread ... You bear an uncanny resemblance to the mirror on my wall, but ... better? Thou art serious? To begin with, dost thou believeth that thou canst put on a more impressive magical display than I?
Why yes...Yes I do, Princess...
By the grace of the goddesses ... By the Grace Of The Goddesses...
Behold!
Behold!
Din! Show me thy flame!
Din! Show me thy flame!
Wow, Zelda...now I think I really am...In love...with you...
*sigh* Menfolk keep trying to interrupt us ... but that was very impressive. I think we begin to understand one another.
As do I, Princess.
Let us try this. My producer taught it to me, a “high-five” ... *whiff*
Oh my god...*facepalm*
“Oh my god” is right! That’s the worst high-five I’ve ever seen! You gals completely whiffed!
Gahhh, Naryu! I thought I had gotten rid of him!
Ian...not now...please...
“Mirror image!” THAT’S the word I was trying to say earlier! You two were perfect mirror images in your magic show! You should have done it for the high-five too!
Pray leave us be, loudmouthed buffoon.
(Is that bird always so talkative?)
... and I think I know why you’re mirror image! You know how I played your game, Twilight Princess, on the GameCube? Well, there is another version for the W-
Farore! Save me!
Farore! Save me!
No! Don’t hurt him! Don't leave! Stop, I’m trying to tell you two something important!
Gah!
Gahh, they’re gone. I don’t understand, this always seems to happen when I try to talk to girls, they call me a buffoon and then POOF and they’re gone, every time ... anyway, so your Zelda transformed you into a goofy-looking dude, too?
No...I actually look like this...hey! are you calling me goofy?!
Whoa, buddy, put that thing away! I was just asking!
hmm...fine...
Thanks for telling your Zelda about the show I produce. I’ve been trying to do likewise, but my Zelda spends all her time on the Lucas forums. She must like his big brain or something.
It was my pleasure, you actually come up with some good shows of your own...mine are...weird sometimes...or overall dull....Lucas forums? Yeesh...for some reason...my Zelda...and I do mean My Zelda, she seems to get nervous sometimes, when she's around me, then she hides her face...but I appreciate the support. Thank you.
They’re not dull, they’re hilarious! Oh, and it sounded like you were trying to tell your Zelda something, until that stuck-up brunette interrupted you. I really have a lot to put up with sometimes. Anyway, she distracted your gal and I guess she didn’t hear you. I couldn’t quite hear you either, what was it you were saying?
I...I was going to confess my love to her...
! ... Oh, wow. Wow, sorry I clowned around and chased her away, man. If we meet again, next time I'll just keep my big beak shut and let you tell her. I can only hope that that know-it-all brunette I hang around with does the same, she just can't seem to resist getting a word in edgewise when she thinks she's smarter than someone. So be quick before she can interrupt and stop you, haha!
I-It's okay...heh, well....you know...maybe she's just...under a lot of stress...she is an acting princess, right? and who knows...maybe she's taking a liking to you...but yeah that's just me thinking out loud...
Oh, almost forgot. My name’s D-*SQUAWK!!!*
Uwaah!
uhhhh ... whoa ... urg ....
Oh...my head...
I admire a princess who will not suffer the foolishness of uppity and awkward men. It was a great pleasure to meet you.
Likewise, fair princess, I hope we do meet again!
