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sauc3

Smash Lord
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London, Ontario
BEST LAWYER/INSURANCE STORY OF THE YEAR,
>
>This took place in Charlotte North Carolina.
>
>A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured
>them against, among other things, fire.
>
>W ithin a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great
>cigars, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.
>
>In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost 'in a series of
>small fires.'
>
>The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that
>the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.
>
>The lawyer sued and WON!
>
>(Stay with me.)
>
>
>Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that
>the claim was frivolous.. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer
>held a policy from the company, in which it had warranted that the
>cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them
>against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable
>'fire' and was obligated to pay the claim.
>
>Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance
>company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss
>of the cigars that perished in the 'fires'.
>
>
>NO W FOR THE BEST PART....
>
>After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him
>arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!
>
>W ith his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being
>used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his
>insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000
>fine...
>
>This true story won First Place in last year's Criminal Lawyers Award
>Contest.

this just made me lol,

also ggs to everyones, thanks to kyle for hosting, james for driving :)
 

idea

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ryan, we found a key inbetween the couches in the back room, and it looks like a plain silver one, but...it works on our door. so...that doesn't make sense. but we have a key, anyway.
 

Ministry

Smash Ace
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Messages
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I like you're fox David. It's weird and wacky, kinda fits your style.

Bernard when you're fox is playing on point; i think its my favorite fox to watch by far, you're better then you think!
 

Rikana

Smash Champion
Joined
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Messages
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BEST LAWYER/INSURANCE STORY OF THE YEAR,
>
>This took place in Charlotte North Carolina.
>
>A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured
>them against, among other things, fire.
>
>W ithin a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great
>cigars, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.
>
>In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost 'in a series of
>small fires.'
>
>The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that
>the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.
>
>The lawyer sued and WON!
>
>(Stay with me.)
>
>
>Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that
>the claim was frivolous.. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer
>held a policy from the company, in which it had warranted that the
>cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them
>against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable
>'fire' and was obligated to pay the claim.
>
>Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance
>company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss
>of the cigars that perished in the 'fires'.
>
>
>NO W FOR THE BEST PART....
>
>After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him
>arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!
>
>W ith his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being
>used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his
>insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000
>fine...
>
>This true story won First Place in last year's Criminal Lawyers Award
>Contest.

this just made me lol,

also ggs to everyones, thanks to kyle for hosting, james for driving :)
ryan, we found a key inbetween the couches in the back room, and it looks like a plain silver one, but...it works on our door. so...that doesn't make sense. but we have a key, anyway.
why do you're keep doing that?
LOL. This page is full of win.
 

Afro_Chris

Smash Ace
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yellow_elephant__@hotmail.com says:
lol teapot
make yours sing
with code
make it go
"i'm a little teapot short and stout"
"this is my handle, this is my spout"
DJ Afro, Christopher, says:
lol yo ima do it
yellow_elephant__@hotmail.com says:
"when i get horny i jump and shout"
DJ Afro, Christopher, says:
extra credittttt
LOLOL
yellow_elephant__@hotmail.com says:
"ladies touch my kettle and **** shoots out"
DJ Afro, Christopher, says:
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLll
 

Rikana

Smash Champion
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Boo. Gonna miss another smashfest? You guys make me sad. Isn't it piratically midterm for you guys now?
 

sauc3

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i might be able to play sunday, cuz i work real early and am done around 8am, and then have monday off, if anyones hosts id be interested.
 

KirbyKaze

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If people are going to York tomorrow I'll be there, if not I won't be.

I have class until 6:30 so I'd go if people are going to play. But if it's dead I won't bother...
 

idea

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i can go, but the problem mike and i and whoever else was there last time had, was that there weren't any rooms free in founders till...around 4:30 or 5:00.

one guy said there might be space in seneca college but i don't know what's going on with that. i asked in the york thread, so we'll see i guess.

wednesdays in general just look bad this year. i have a class at 7:00 that i don't want to skip pretty much ever, so i have to leave around 6:40 every wednesday anyway.

if it could be worked out, mondays would be better for me.
 

unknown522

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ryan, we found a key inbetween the couches in the back room, and it looks like a plain silver one, but...it works on our door. so...that doesn't make sense. but we have a key, anyway.
Cool. I can now break into kyle's house for some reason.

Is the top half of it round-shaped (with a slight point at the top)?

Aw thanks Nick. I heart you tooooooo

Is anyone down for smash on Sunday? My only free day this week and I'm dying to play.
oh, I see how it is. Whenever I say something like that, you get all defensive about how bad you are and stuff. :laugh:

come over sunday. Or I'll come there. Whatever you want.

I should be better by then.



Edit: I want to use this song for a combo vid one day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyoMQg3d5cs

the song is supposed to be lower-pitched, but youtube ftl.
 

unknown522

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I almost forgot. I have surgery on may 13th next year. They didn't find any cancer cells in the tumor on the side of my head, so now I have that long *** wait. I also have to stay in the hospital for a day or 2 afterwards.

edit: bernard, you gotta see my dark chao in SA2B. It looks so beast.
 

idea

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yeah, where did that come from O_O at least it's not cancerous, jeez...

edit: and yes, the key is roundish with a pointed top...it also says "defiant" on one side, and "11334" on the other. this is a pretty bad-*** key.
 

sauc3

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thats scary ryan, glad you're ok, generally painful tumors are non-cancerous, its the painless ones u gotta watch out for.

on another note, can i come smash sunday with you guys?
 

Ministry

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im free friday, i might be going to brock to play with a fox player named alex. if anyone wants to come you are more than welcome

Sunday im done at 4pm, any chance i could come david, maybe even crash and leve monday morning?

sauce we need to random character money match

i also have a combo video in the works, with ryan bernard david and imadh, going to be **** may consider that music, but we will see
 

RaynEX

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stuff brock more stuff
omg I haven't heard this name in forever. He had a giant rock snake but never put up a good fight. Pokemaaaaanz season 1 *****es


Ryan can't ever be sick in his life. No cancer, no flu, no aids. NOTHING.

Can you imagine a smashfest without his wide silhouette, looming menacingly behind you? Taunting and/or provoking you with abstruse humour, ambiguous in both its application and interpretation, until you finally succumb to his bizarre methods of smash mind****ery - only then to be thwarted by pokemon-related priorities (EV training GG).

Or he might say yes and **** you. Its all a ****ing mindgame! Unknown52good.
 

KirbyKaze

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a giant rock snake has like base 35 attack stat

you'd think that like

onix just falling on something

like articuno or w/e

would just kill it because of how much it weighs

but onix body slam does like 7% to articuno
 

KirbyKaze

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[02:00] Tec0: ness's recovery range is pretty high
[02:01] Tec0: thats why everyone says its good
[02:01] Tec0: I mean
[02:01] Tec0: its utter trash
[02:01] Tec0: but yea
[02:01] kirbykaze3038: but he can't dj sweetspot
[02:01] kirbykaze3038: so like
[02:01] kirbykaze3038: every gimp in the game
[02:01] kirbykaze3038: works on him
[02:01] Tec0: yea but it goes far
[02:01] Tec0: duh
[02:01] kirbykaze3038: oh right
[02:01] Tec0: dave cmon get with it bro
[02:01] kirbykaze3038: vulnerability doesn't matter
[02:01] kirbykaze3038: it's all about distance
[02:01] kirbykaze3038: like a p3nis
[02:01] Tec0: LOOOOOOOL
[02:01] Tec0: AHAHAHA
[02:01] kirbykaze3038: like
[02:02] kirbykaze3038: you could have one that's particularly susceptible to STDs
[02:02] kirbykaze3038: but in MD that's alright
[02:02] kirbykaze3038: as long as it's kind of long
[02:02] Tec0: OH GOD
 
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