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BEST LAWYER/INSURANCE STORY OF THE YEAR,
>This took place in Charlotte North Carolina.
>A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured
>them against, among other things, fire.
>W ithin a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great
>cigars, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.
>In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost 'in a series of
>The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that
>the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.
>The lawyer sued and WON!
>(Stay with me.)
>Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that
>the claim was frivolous.. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer
>held a policy from the company, in which it had warranted that the
>cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them
>against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable
>'fire' and was obligated to pay the claim.
>Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance
>company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss
>of the cigars that perished in the 'fires'.
>NO W FOR THE BEST PART....
>After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him
>arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!
>W ith his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being
>used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his
>insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000
>This true story won First Place in last year's Criminal Lawyers Award
this just made me lol,
also ggs to everyones, thanks to kyle for hosting, james for driving
ryan, we found a key inbetween the couches in the back room, and it looks like a plain silver one, but...it works on our door. so...that doesn't make sense. but we have a key, anyway.
LOL. This page is full of win.
Cool. I can now break into kyle's house for some reason.ryan, we found a key inbetween the couches in the back room, and it looks like a plain silver one, but...it works on our door. so...that doesn't make sense. but we have a key, anyway.
oh, I see how it is. Whenever I say something like that, you get all defensive about how bad you are and stuff.Aw thanks Nick. I heart you tooooooo
Is anyone down for smash on Sunday? My only free day this week and I'm dying to play.
omg I haven't heard this name in forever. He had a giant rock snake but never put up a good fight. Pokemaaaaanz season 1 *****esstuff brock more stuff