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sauc3
Smash Lord
BEST LAWYER/INSURANCE STORY OF THE YEAR,
>
>This took place in Charlotte North Carolina.
>
>A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured
>them against, among other things, fire.
>
>W ithin a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great
>cigars, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.
>
>In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost 'in a series of
>small fires.'
>
>The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that
>the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.
>
>The lawyer sued and WON!
>
>(Stay with me.)
>
>
>Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that
>the claim was frivolous.. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer
>held a policy from the company, in which it had warranted that the
>cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them
>against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable
>'fire' and was obligated to pay the claim.
>
>Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance
>company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss
>of the cigars that perished in the 'fires'.
>
>
>NO W FOR THE BEST PART....
>
>After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him
>arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!
>
>W ith his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being
>used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his
>insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000
>fine...
>
>This true story won First Place in last year's Criminal Lawyers Award
>Contest.
this just made me lol,
also ggs to everyones, thanks to kyle for hosting, james for driving
>
>This took place in Charlotte North Carolina.
>
>A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured
>them against, among other things, fire.
>
>W ithin a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great
>cigars, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.
>
>In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost 'in a series of
>small fires.'
>
>The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that
>the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.
>
>The lawyer sued and WON!
>
>(Stay with me.)
>
>
>Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that
>the claim was frivolous.. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer
>held a policy from the company, in which it had warranted that the
>cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them
>against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable
>'fire' and was obligated to pay the claim.
>
>Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance
>company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss
>of the cigars that perished in the 'fires'.
>
>
>NO W FOR THE BEST PART....
>
>After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him
>arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!
>
>W ith his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being
>used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his
>insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000
>fine...
>
>This true story won First Place in last year's Criminal Lawyers Award
>Contest.
this just made me lol,
also ggs to everyones, thanks to kyle for hosting, james for driving
JPOBS
Smash Hero
david should quit sheik and play only fox imo.
its so pretty.
its so pretty.
KirbyKaze
Smash Legend
jigglypuff player syndromewhy do i keep trying to shieldgrab
RaynEX
Colonel RTSD
David's fox is pretty scary.
KirbyKaze
Smash Legend
Not really...
Maybe if I had the time to play Fox...
Either way, though, I'd never drop Sheik. Sheik is too important for winning.
Maybe if I had the time to play Fox...
Either way, though, I'd never drop Sheik. Sheik is too important for winning.
JPOBS
Smash Hero
it doesnt mess up like...ever.
and edgeguarding is like...what do u do.
KirbyKaze
Smash Legend
Yeah but I can't combo
U-smash --> Bair
THERE MUST BE MORE I CAN DO BUT I CAN'T SEE IT
U-smash --> Bair
THERE MUST BE MORE I CAN DO BUT I CAN'T SEE IT
idea
Smash Master
ryan, we found a key inbetween the couches in the back room, and it looks like a plain silver one, but...it works on our door. so...that doesn't make sense. but we have a key, anyway.
Summonedfist
Smash Lord
LOL ryan dropped a secret duplicate to your door
idea
Smash Master
why do you're keep doing that?
RaynEX
Colonel RTSD
Aw thanks Nick. I heart you tooooooo
Is anyone down for smash on Sunday? My only free day this week and I'm dying to play.
Is anyone down for smash on Sunday? My only free day this week and I'm dying to play.
KirbyKaze
Smash Legend
whoa do not comprehend
sauc3
Smash Lord
has anyone really been far as decided create to sense?
i wanna smash, someone come to hamilton and play me.
BEST LAWYER/INSURANCE STORY OF THE YEAR,
>
>This took place in Charlotte North Carolina.
>
>A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured
>them against, among other things, fire.
>
>W ithin a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great
>cigars, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.
>
>In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost 'in a series of
>small fires.'
>
>The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that
>the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.
>
>The lawyer sued and WON!
>
>(Stay with me.)
>
>
>Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that
>the claim was frivolous.. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer
>held a policy from the company, in which it had warranted that the
>cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them
>against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable
>'fire' and was obligated to pay the claim.
>
>Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance
>company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss
>of the cigars that perished in the 'fires'.
>
>
>NO W FOR THE BEST PART....
>
>After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him
>arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!
>
>W ith his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being
>used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his
>insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000
>fine...
>
>This true story won First Place in last year's Criminal Lawyers Award
>Contest.
this just made me lol,
also ggs to everyones, thanks to kyle for hosting, james for driving
LOL. This page is full of win.
Riddlebox
Smash Journeyman
Better yet, someone come to Guelph this weekend LOL.
idea
Smash Master
i miiight be free on sunday...? not to host, that would be too soon =P but to go somewhere.
Summonedfist
Smash Lord
jamessssss
*waves hands*
let's play on thurs or something
dont' know why i'm telling you over the GTA thread tho LOL
*waves hands*
let's play on thurs or something
dont' know why i'm telling you over the GTA thread tho LOL
Afro_Chris
Smash Ace
yellow_elephant__@hotmail.com says:
lol teapot
make yours sing
with code
make it go
"i'm a little teapot short and stout"
"this is my handle, this is my spout"
DJ Afro, Christopher, says:
lol yo ima do it
yellow_elephant__@hotmail.com says:
"when i get horny i jump and shout"
DJ Afro, Christopher, says:
extra credittttt
LOLOL
yellow_elephant__@hotmail.com says:
"ladies touch my kettle and **** shoots out"
DJ Afro, Christopher, says:
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLll
lol teapot
make yours sing
with code
make it go
"i'm a little teapot short and stout"
"this is my handle, this is my spout"
DJ Afro, Christopher, says:
lol yo ima do it
yellow_elephant__@hotmail.com says:
"when i get horny i jump and shout"
DJ Afro, Christopher, says:
extra credittttt
LOLOL
yellow_elephant__@hotmail.com says:
"ladies touch my kettle and **** shoots out"
DJ Afro, Christopher, says:
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLll
sauc3
Smash Lord
i might be able to play sunday, cuz i work real early and am done around 8am, and then have monday off, if anyones hosts id be interested.
Summonedfist
Smash Lord
Yeah, it's about midterm season now. But oh well, smash is important too =D
KirbyKaze
Smash Legend
If people are going to York tomorrow I'll be there, if not I won't be.
I have class until 6:30 so I'd go if people are going to play. But if it's dead I won't bother...
I have class until 6:30 so I'd go if people are going to play. But if it's dead I won't bother...
idea
Smash Master
i can go, but the problem mike and i and whoever else was there last time had, was that there weren't any rooms free in founders till...around 4:30 or 5:00.
one guy said there might be space in seneca college but i don't know what's going on with that. i asked in the york thread, so we'll see i guess.
wednesdays in general just look bad this year. i have a class at 7:00 that i don't want to skip pretty much ever, so i have to leave around 6:40 every wednesday anyway.
if it could be worked out, mondays would be better for me.
one guy said there might be space in seneca college but i don't know what's going on with that. i asked in the york thread, so we'll see i guess.
wednesdays in general just look bad this year. i have a class at 7:00 that i don't want to skip pretty much ever, so i have to leave around 6:40 every wednesday anyway.
if it could be worked out, mondays would be better for me.
KirbyKaze
Smash Legend
I'll probably just go home then.
I *might* be able to host Sunday but I'd rather not.
I *might* be able to host Sunday but I'd rather not.
unknown522
Some guy
Cool. I can now break into kyle's house for some reason.
Is the top half of it round-shaped (with a slight point at the top)?
oh, I see how it is. Whenever I say something like that, you get all defensive about how bad you are and stuff.
come over sunday. Or I'll come there. Whatever you want.
I should be better by then.
Edit: I want to use this song for a combo vid one day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyoMQg3d5cs
the song is supposed to be lower-pitched, but youtube ftl.
KirbyKaze
Smash Legend
unknown522
Some guy
I almost forgot. I have surgery on may 13th next year. They didn't find any cancer cells in the tumor on the side of my head, so now I have that long *** wait. I also have to stay in the hospital for a day or 2 afterwards.
edit: bernard, you gotta see my dark chao in SA2B. It looks so beast.
edit: bernard, you gotta see my dark chao in SA2B. It looks so beast.
unknown522
Some guy
there's a lump beside my left ear that hurts when I touch it. So I went to the doctor to get it checked out.
idea
Smash Master
yeah, where did that come from O_O at least it's not cancerous, jeez...
edit: and yes, the key is roundish with a pointed top...it also says "defiant" on one side, and "11334" on the other. this is a pretty bad-*** key.
edit: and yes, the key is roundish with a pointed top...it also says "defiant" on one side, and "11334" on the other. this is a pretty bad-*** key.
sauc3
Smash Lord
thats scary ryan, glad you're ok, generally painful tumors are non-cancerous, its the painless ones u gotta watch out for.
on another note, can i come smash sunday with you guys?
on another note, can i come smash sunday with you guys?
Geist
Smash Master
Oh my God Ryan o.o
So happy it's not serious.
So happy it's not serious.
im free friday, i might be going to brock to play with a fox player named alex. if anyone wants to come you are more than welcome
Sunday im done at 4pm, any chance i could come david, maybe even crash and leve monday morning?
sauce we need to random character money match
i also have a combo video in the works, with ryan bernard david and imadh, going to be **** may consider that music, but we will see
Sunday im done at 4pm, any chance i could come david, maybe even crash and leve monday morning?
sauce we need to random character money match
i also have a combo video in the works, with ryan bernard david and imadh, going to be **** may consider that music, but we will see
RaynEX
Colonel RTSD
omg I haven't heard this name in forever. He had a giant rock snake but never put up a good fight. Pokemaaaaanz season 1 *****es
Ryan can't ever be sick in his life. No cancer, no flu, no aids. NOTHING.
Can you imagine a smashfest without his wide silhouette, looming menacingly behind you? Taunting and/or provoking you with abstruse humour, ambiguous in both its application and interpretation, until you finally succumb to his bizarre methods of smash mind****ery - only then to be thwarted by pokemon-related priorities (EV training GG).
Or he might say yes and **** you. Its all a ****ing mindgame! Unknown52good.
KirbyKaze
Smash Legend
a giant rock snake has like base 35 attack stat
you'd think that like
onix just falling on something
like articuno or w/e
would just kill it because of how much it weighs
but onix body slam does like 7% to articuno
you'd think that like
onix just falling on something
like articuno or w/e
would just kill it because of how much it weighs
but onix body slam does like 7% to articuno
KirbyKaze
Smash Legend
[02:00] Tec0: ness's recovery range is pretty high
[02:01] Tec0: thats why everyone says its good
[02:01] Tec0: I mean
[02:01] Tec0: its utter trash
[02:01] Tec0: but yea
[02:01] kirbykaze3038: but he can't dj sweetspot
[02:01] kirbykaze3038: so like
[02:01] kirbykaze3038: every gimp in the game
[02:01] kirbykaze3038: works on him
[02:01] Tec0: yea but it goes far
[02:01] Tec0: duh
[02:01] kirbykaze3038: oh right
[02:01] Tec0: dave cmon get with it bro
[02:01] kirbykaze3038: vulnerability doesn't matter
[02:01] kirbykaze3038: it's all about distance
[02:01] kirbykaze3038: like a p3nis
[02:01] Tec0: LOOOOOOOL
[02:01] Tec0: AHAHAHA
[02:01] kirbykaze3038: like
[02:02] kirbykaze3038: you could have one that's particularly susceptible to STDs
[02:02] kirbykaze3038: but in MD that's alright
[02:02] kirbykaze3038: as long as it's kind of long
[02:02] Tec0: OH GOD
[02:01] Tec0: thats why everyone says its good
[02:01] Tec0: I mean
[02:01] Tec0: its utter trash
[02:01] Tec0: but yea
[02:01] kirbykaze3038: but he can't dj sweetspot
[02:01] kirbykaze3038: so like
[02:01] kirbykaze3038: every gimp in the game
[02:01] kirbykaze3038: works on him
[02:01] Tec0: yea but it goes far
[02:01] Tec0: duh
[02:01] kirbykaze3038: oh right
[02:01] Tec0: dave cmon get with it bro
[02:01] kirbykaze3038: vulnerability doesn't matter
[02:01] kirbykaze3038: it's all about distance
[02:01] kirbykaze3038: like a p3nis
[02:01] Tec0: LOOOOOOOL
[02:01] Tec0: AHAHAHA
[02:01] kirbykaze3038: like
[02:02] kirbykaze3038: you could have one that's particularly susceptible to STDs
[02:02] kirbykaze3038: but in MD that's alright
[02:02] kirbykaze3038: as long as it's kind of long
[02:02] Tec0: OH GOD