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Ganonsburg

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Long hair maintenance isn't that hard. Hell, my hair is over halfway down my back when pulled up, and the only problem I have is blow drying it.
It's not hard, it's just a lot of effort I suddenly felt that I didn't want to do. I got it cut in December, where I had planned to get it cut in June. I just suddenly realized I didn't want to keep dealing with it because I was lazy. If baldness wasn't so ugly (IMO IMO IMO, it's ugly for me. Anyway, when your hair changes colors it's like a trademark that you don't want to lose), I'd just shave my head. But then again, I'm a senior who's slowly losing his ability to want to do stuff that's a lot of work.

In short, I'm lazy.

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@HomE

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It's not hard, it's just a lot of effort I suddenly felt that I didn't want to do. I got it cut in December, where I had planned to get it cut in June. I just suddenly realized I didn't want to keep dealing with it because I was lazy. If baldness wasn't so ugly (IMO IMO IMO, it's ugly for me. Anyway, when your hair changes colors it's like a trademark that you don't want to lose), I'd just shave my head. But then again, I'm a senior who's slowly losing his ability to want to do stuff that's a lot of work.

In short, I'm lazy.

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know what can fix that?

meth
 

fromundaman

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It's not hard, it's just a lot of effort I suddenly felt that I didn't want to do. I got it cut in December, where I had planned to get it cut in June. I just suddenly realized I didn't want to keep dealing with it because I was lazy. If baldness wasn't so ugly (IMO IMO IMO, it's ugly for me. Anyway, when your hair changes colors it's like a trademark that you don't want to lose), I'd just shave my head. But then again, I'm a senior who's slowly losing his ability to want to do stuff that's a lot of work.

In short, I'm lazy.

:034:
I agree with the baldness thing, though I also have to say some can pull it off. I mean, take Joe Satriani. The dude looked so weird with hair.
 

Ganonsburg

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Dark 3nergy, as you slowly convert to Ganon (if/when), you should change one D3 at a time in your sig to Ganon. Once you're 100% a Ganon main, you'd have all five slots as Ganon and your avatar as Ganon also.

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Dark 3nergy

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avatars arent changing atm >:I but i shall take up your challenge ganonburg brb getting those pics


so ganonsburg i played ganon and this is what i got



^^my personal fav




not enough flame choke >:|!
 

Ganonsburg

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Those are some nice pics. The clarity is very nice. I like the one with Link, haha. Ganon finally got the sucker to bow before him.

:034: > whatever Pokemans Link has
 

Dark 3nergy

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finished sig

i call it

the cycle of darkness, i wanted to say cycle of life but..your typically not going to be alive after you get spiked by ganon :negative:

This is one of the reasons why I love Ganon.
the look on his face is priceless :allears

might have to get rid of the IC one since its abit too tall


this one turned out nice
 

DLA

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I'm the best Fox in the Midwest.
I'm the best Yoshi in the Midwest.
I'm the best Peach in the Midwest.
I'm the best Ganon in the Midwest.
I'm the best Falcon in the Midwest.
I'm the best Samus in the Midwest.
I'm the best DK in the Midwest.
I'm the best bowser in the Midwest.
I'm the best Mario in the Midwest.
Fail troll fails.
 

Ganonsburg

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What? A troll? Where? I was under the impression that he mained every character in game. And Chuck Norris.

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Sovereign

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DLA, what tourneys do you go to? I want to play your Ganon. I've only played Fonz's so far, and I have you and Jekyll left, if he even still plays. Let me know what's up.
 

Dark 3nergy

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R.O.B might automatically do a lock-on with his lazor.
lol i love you so much-- but actually i can realistically see ganon forfitting his organic flesh for flame choking lock-on guided fingers
 

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So I decided to stop by and give my condolences for the loss of one of your better Ganondorf mains: Breezy. He seems to have moved on to Falco. Sorry for your loss.
OMG WHAT!!?



is this true

(haven't lurked here for some time, sorry)
 

Vermanubis

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So, in light of the egregious lack of statistical winning on Ganon's end, I've decided to up the ante to secure a win, However, while the principle of said winning is the same, the stakes have changed. I'm aiming for moral victory now.

I intend to cosplay Ganondorf every tournament hence, and either threaten my opponent with bodily (and existential) harm, and if he is stoic enough to stonewall my threats, I will promptly beat him to death.
 

Breezy

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OMG WHAT!!?



is this true

(haven't lurked here for some time, sorry)
Yes, it's true.
Decided I wanted to start winning tournaments more consistently. However, I'm going to be making a combo video of all my past greatness with ganondorf. It might not be soon, but I do plan on making it.
 

Vermanubis

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DLA, how do you replace the BBCode with the text for your combo vid? I know how to hyperlink in HTML, but apparently HTML isn't allowed in sigs.
 

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I intend to cosplay Ganondorf every tournament hence, and either threaten my opponent with bodily (and existential) harm, and if he is stoic enough to stonewall my threats, I will promptly beat him to death.
Well... at least I'm not alone anymore. x]
 

Vermanubis

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You ever notice how we never give a second thought to how we perceive figures of power and authority in more than just their ostensible appearances?

Seriously. Take Ganondorf for example. He's big, supremely powerful and scarier than old people ****ing. We only picture him in epic scenes, proclaiming his supremacy. None of us even consider the fact that Ganondorf has to defecate. It just boggles the mind to picture the 'Dorf dropping the cosby kids off at the sand dunes.

Just imagine him snickering after he poops as he uses his otherworldly netherpowers to cover his little doodoo dumplings with sand so Link can tread stooges all the way to the Spirit Temple. Ganondorf purposely let Link track the Spirit Medallion down and jeopardize his own well-being just to secure the supreme moral victory of knowing your sworn enemy is figure skating in your organic frosty shakes all the way to the shame shack.

This does bring up an interesting philosophical point about Ganon though. Like, I dunno... Ganon ****s, therefore he is.
 

Dark 3nergy

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idk a ape + ganon is pretty hot

your lvoe childs neutral b will be AMAZING
 
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