Funny taunt messages

[Wild ARMs]

Changed mine to POTC references.

Up: Where da' rum @ ?!
Left: I've got a JAR O' DIRT
Right: Savvy?
Down: My peanut.

 

[Chaco]

Lmao, PotC taunts.

That's a first.

 

[Indigo Jeans]

My ROB taunts:

Down: OMG WTF JK LOL
Left: MOAR STROBES
Right: SHOOP DA WHOOP
Up: F8CK YEAH

 

[kingcobra9]

Holy Crap A landmaster!!!!!!!

 

[$yperFlame]

the best one for me beast mode and step your game up

 

[Pablo51]

left- "You"
up-"Just"
right-"Lost"
down-"The Game"

 

[Marthos]

I truly, sincerely hate you Pablo.

 

[AranOcean]

I truly, sincerely hate you Pablo.

qft. Why Pablo, why?

 

[upwndbykaiibi]

Mine are....

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GoAwayLag!
No1likesU!

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CDat!?UGot
UrA**Kickd

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HAHAHAHAHA
(gasp)HAHA

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~>Eliteª•º
Brawlers<~


The last one is a clan that I'm in for SSBB online.

 

[upwndbykaiibi]

If I had the type of guts to do this I would say this to a sonic player.....
Ur2Slow!!!
U UglyHoe!


XD

 

[Forged]

My taunts are as followed:

"Make a move!"
"Play me one-on-one!"
"Ska-douche!!"
"I want that ***!!"

 

[VodkaHaze]

up: Bring on the wall!
right: You're fired!

 

[nicekid76]

This is no longer the one I used but for a while my taunt were:
-haha-
you died

 

[ANTi_]

Blackanese's taunts are the best.

 

[Seagull Joe]

side:seasoned fries plz
other side:i have dance fever
down:Lesbian!
up:yummy scrub

 

[Marthly Master]

Up: That was awesome!
Left: I'm to hyper to beat!
Down: Everyone, look at me (Because that's what Marth says in some japanese...I think...)
Right: Ouch...Fail...

 

[LuVr]

captain falcon saying "show me your fail" or "show ya boobs"

pikachus down taunt (rolling taunt) while using "ROFL"

 

[MarthFanatique]

Peach taunt: Eat Your Vegetables
Peach Side Taunt: ...Loser (funny she says, "lalalalalala")
Peach U taunt: Oh Absolutely

"...Britney Spears!"

I saw one before that said, "Suck me I'm cummin'!" and I was all like WTF!?!

 

[FearTheMateria]

Left: YOU LOSE!
Right: Continue?

 

[Hobs]

one slap-

two slaps-

add a
mushroom-

youregonna
lovemynuts

 

[StarWolf234]

Some I saw were

up: Slob on mah knob noob

down: Im yo' pimp

left: I smell a loser

right: Got Pwned?

I think one of my friends had these a while ago then he changed the taunts.

 

[Sulfur]

With Squirtle

Up: It's turtle time!!

Right: Crackalackin!

With Charizard

Down (he stomps the ground): Get off my lawn

Forget my left one...

 

[sammy p]

wow.... some of these i just CANT beat!! hahahah

 

[SpadeHand]

1:
HERE I GO!
TAKE THIS!
2:
My LOVE!
My ANGER!
3:
AND ALL MY
SORROW!
4:
Good game

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

Luigi's Taunts:
1: "I like to"
2. "Move it"
3. "Ya like to"
4. "MOVE IT!"



Meta Knight: "Spin me"-"Right round" (for his up taunt)
Toon Link: (Down Taunt) "OMGWTF" "Bling!" "I wonder" "Pathetic"

 

[OnYourMark]

As Ness: Up until now? (In reference to Sakurai's controversial comment, of course.)

Also, for any character: Deconfirmed (Again, a reference to the pre-release days.)

 

[Crazy_mofo213]

"Wombo Combo!"
"That ain't FALCO!!!"

Obvious refrences to the Wombo Combo lol

 

[dustymountain]

With ganon, hands down, you have to have a this is sparta taunt. Use that taunt, then kill with tilt-a.

Kirby vs Kirby/wario/DDD If they just stand and wait for you to run into there mouth, use kirby disapproves of irony.

 

[UberMario]

Ness "Oh yes" TMessage: "Ness says NO!"
Captain Falcon "Show me ya moves" TMessage: "What he said"
Mario *Takes off cap* TMessage: "It's the smell of victory!"
Zero Suit Samus "Is that all?" TMessage: "Yep."
Luigi "Pow Pow" TMessage: *faints from own awesomeness*
Falco "These are my prey!" TMessage: "Don't touch them"

 

[Beta Knight]

UrTauntsArentFunny

that's the only one I use.

 

[CRASHiC]

Tunt 1: Head shot!
Taunt 2: I captured your flag.
Taunt 3. Hey! This isn't halo!

 

[nicekid76]

well some taunt that I think i might start using are
1. Did I do that?
2.Im over 9000
3. Your not on my level
4. Fail

 

[Scabe]

I really need some new ideas for taunts one's that will make you laugh . But I couldn't be bothered looking at all of the past ones, although some of the ones I've seen are good! :embarrass

UpTaunt: ...
RightTaunt: Lag? LAG?! LAAAAAG!!
Left Taunt: HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa
DownTaunt: Good Game! ^~^

I guess my taunts just are good for some types of situations but it's not really funny...

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

 

[BrawLBlazer]

Up - Snaaaaaaaaaake!
Left - I fight 4 my friends.
Side - Why bother? (debating to replace this)
Down - Don't john.

 

[PJGLZ]

I use CF all the time so... in harmony with showmeyahmovez and cmon and yeaaarghz...

Up - YEAHRGZ
thats it for captain falcon

for link...

Up - YES! YES! DELICIOUS!

Left - BOMBZ? YOU WANT IT?

Right - IT'S YOURS MY FRIEND.

Down - O RLY?

 

[NukSuCao]

I can has win
Or mah lazor
Meets your face
BLAAAAAAAGHH

Shoop da Whoop ftw.

Others I use are:
Oooooohh
You touch my
Tra-la-la
My ding ding dong

I hope I get a match with some small children...

 

[ChAlz]

I rarely use mine, but they are...

-What just happened?
-Aww... don't cry
-Need a bandaid?
-Brb... srry

 

[Hobs]

So...revived huh?
Well, a while ago I had
Up-Mind=Blown

I changed it to
Your head
'esplode'!

Others:
Not. A.
Chance.

Just a Flesh Wound (from Monty Python)

 

[xepherthree]

Up:
Mindgamez
I haz it

Left:
EPIC FAIL

Right:
ftw

Down:
LOL,
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