Funny taunt messages

[1UPChris]

favorite taunt would have to be

IM IN YOUR TV OMG

Total win.

I also like putting lyrics into all four slots.

 

[Conspiricy]

>: SCREW THE RULES,

<: I'VE GOT GREEN HAIR!

instant win. seriously.

 

[urfat]

Holy vag!na!==when **** occurs

URFAT

why not?==used when fail and stupidity occur

did i win?==is my favorite jerk taunt... but i usually like to keep it silly w/ "ur moms butthole is loose"

 

[Cook Kirby]

After you die : "I meant to do that."

 

[JigglyPunch]

Mountain Dew!
Awwwwww snap!
No U
LOLOLOLOL

 

[AranOcean]

Left Taunt: No Soup for You

 

[superbizko]

I used to have this

Up: I'm using a wii-mote
Down: Turn items back on
Left: Sorry what? I was playing WoW
Right: That's Mama Luigi to you! (Only for Luigi)

 

[|RK|]

Left Taunt: No Soup for You

Soup Nazi

 

[HizoSturm]

falcon PAWWWNNNNCCCHHHHHHHH> any one of the taunts

 

[Scinn]

after i use the wario bite i say: congrats you get swine flu (it takes up two taunts tho)

 

[Seagull Joe]

mine said:
p3nis goes in vaginna(two n's i put here to show what it said).and its dtaunt so mk says ***.

 

[Nysyarc]

mine said:
p3nis goes in vaginna(two n's i put here to show what it said).and its dtaunt so mk says ***.

Right because that isn't at all random, out of context or inappropriate >_>

My new taunt when I'm Captain Falcon is 'Manly knee meets face'.

 

[dextasmurf]

Up taunt: i voted Obama *****

D taunt: sell ur brawl disk

Side taunt: My ***** is bigger

side taunt: I lost cuz u suck

lol i kno it doesnt make sense but it makes me laugh

 

[DivineBlade]

Up taunt- Nice pro technique= used when opponent self-destructs
Left taunt- Mmmmmm= Morshu taunt, used when ever possible
Right Taunt- Tiers R 4 Queers= I kno, its from newgrounds but it's a fact, used when brawling MK
Down- Nanda Kuso?!= used when I f**k up

 

[Piety the Diety]

Random ones. use your imagination

 

[Apollo$]

Star fox quotes because it had to be done and I use it during serious fights so it's all good

 

[teeman92]

oops, i spiked

FALCON....TAUUUNNT!

hands off my....piece of cake

 

[maniac200]

Dtaunt: Mindgames, son.

All the best taunts are down, so it's perfect =D SHOW ME YA MOVES!

 

[Arora]

my side taunt with dedede says get some and its pretty funny cuz ddd spins hammer

 

[professor mgw]

↑taunt= THE SAVIOR
←taunt=HehEHe!
→taunt=ULTAMATE LIFE FORM
↓taunt=DimiNTo The JesTeR

 

[Scinn]

whenever an olimar dies i say

OMG THE RAINBOW IS GONE!!!

 

[Super Shadow Brawler 99]

PK Chocolate Rain!
usually when I'm Lucas

 

[darkchaos59]

u got owned with ness nodding his head after a bthrow kill

 

[Nysyarc]

Knee To The Face

I think it's pretty obvious with whom and when I use that taunt.

 

[Luur3]

U - Back to the front!
R - THE SNAKE IS TALKING TO ME!
L - Sakurai made me do it
D - I swallowed a battery!

No, I dont know why I use that as a down taunt

 

[Moozle]

U - Back to the front!
R - THE SNAKE IS TALKING TO ME!
L - Sakurai made me do it
D - I swallowed a battery!

No, I dont know why I use that as a down taunt

Hey I've fought you before and received those taunts! I love the "I ate a battery!" one lol.

Mine are:
Up- Lol Fail
Right: I have a beautiful voice
Down: I like turtles.
Left: My Humps

 

[Ochobobo]

After you die : "I meant to do that."

Hobbes: Then it worked out very well.

 

[AranOcean]

whenever an olimar dies i say

OMG THE RAINBOW IS GONE!!!

Eat Skittles.

Skittles! Taste the Rainbow!

 

[prince_of_darkness]

Up taunt: TAUNT
down taunt: TAUNT
forward taunt: TNUAT
back taunt: SHOW ME YA MOVES!!

Unoriginality at best

 

[The Phazon Assassin]

Up- I'm with stupid →→→ (Great after an SD, or mindgame kill.
Left- Pee-Oh-Ess 4 Life!!! (Clan name)
Right- Press A To Continue (End of the match taunt, speaks for itself.
Down- I hate Sakurai (If I'm not in a serious match, and someone trips, I use this taunt, EVERY time.)

Other taunts I had:

Welcome to Event 42
I'm hacking ur Wii
Disc Read Error
Incoming Message...
Failure...OHHHHHHH(You know, like in Target Test?)
GAME~~OVER
GAME~~OVER(both lines looked like that, I actually had someone freeze and think about it for a bit)

 

[blackanese]

my lame taunts

"yo mama nugguh"
"good shiz you noob"
"insert trash talk here"
"bangbros .com"

 

[A17]

General use:
U - AHU (use 3 times)
D - Na, na na, na na, na (just to make them feel like poop)
L - OMG (when I screw up, or when I get get KO'd but saw it coming)
R - GG (I KO them or they KO me)

a More functional use:
U - Hi
D - G2G bye
L - gg
R - nice one

DK:
U - RAWR!
D - Ooh What Happened?
L - Just getting warmed up
R - Come get some!

 

[Melfice z]

my lame taunts

"yo mama nugguh"
"good shiz you noob"
"insert trash talk here"
"bangbros .com"

LMAO bangbros! i feel bad for the ten year old that acutally looks this up.. =P

 

[Viperdev]

1 of my taunts are "whose your daddy?"

 

[TEECO]

UP- **** YOU
LEFT- **** YOU
RIGHT- **** YOU
DOWN- NO

I dont taunt, unless I'm owning someone I dont like lol

 

[The Real Patriot]

Best taunt ever: GO AWAY!

 

[Marthos]

Up Taunt: ?

Down Taunt: !

Left Taunt: ?!

Right Taunt: ...

Wow, incredible!

 

[Dalub]

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[randomness_FTW!]

Sonic Main taunts: Up - Slowpoke!
Left and right - Your Too Slow!!!!
Down- NOW I'LL SHOW YOU!!

 

[TimeWarpedBrawler]

My taunts are ok

Up: OMG! METAL GEAR
Down: Psycadelic
Left: Its just a game.....
Right: That I WON

my left and right taunts go together