Funny taunt messages

[♡ⓛⓞⓥⓔ♡]

Hey guys, you know any funny phrases you could type as online taunt messages?
Like have you bump into anything funny when playing against others online?

And overall, I'm just interested to know what kind of messages ppl have in their taunts,
so please post your other taunt messages as well if you want

I'm a "practical" person so my own taunts say:

Up: Sell ur wii

(too good, that's why it's stolen

Down: Gotta go. C ya!

Left: Brawl sucks

Right: I suck too

 

[Sonic_keyblade]

Against Sonic mains you put, "Who's slow now?!"

Space animals you do, "Holy crap A landmaster!"

 

[♡ⓛⓞⓥⓔ♡]

Against Sonic mains you put, "Who's slow now?!"

Space animals you do, "Holy crap A landmaster!"

:D that's funny

 

[XalchemistX]

my taunt is "PushThePowerButton" hoping they actuly do it lol

 

[Foshy]

*inb4ridleyjoke* with marios uptaunt.

 

[chubb-o-wub]

ZSS - "Don't taze me, bro"

 

[PKNessEB]

ZSS - "Don't taze me, bro"

"Holy crap A landmaster!"

those were funny

 

[ModestMudkip]

"Dash Dance!" while I dashdance with Bowser, or Lucario.

 

[Juggalo]

P1 lets team up - up taunt
P2 lets team up - down taunt
etc.

 

[Nato.]

"I Love You"
"Marry Me"

 

[TengenToppaDrill]

I'm changing mine to:
up: O rly?
left: Ya Rly.
down: Wtf Rly?
right: Ys Rly!

 

[Negi-Kun]

Ike up taunt "MOAR POWAR"

 

[3transfat]

UP: Owned!
Right: Owned!
Left: Last One.
Down: Good Game.

What can I say?

 

[Johnthegalactic]

"Vote for Ron Paul"

For Falco"hands off my bread"

Have"Landmaster" as your taunt, no matter who you are before using your FS.

"I am having a bad day"

"I tested positive for AIDS"

"You are awesome"

Taunt something with the persons name in it.

 

[Eddddddd]

Up Taunt: ?

Down Taunt: !

Left Taunt: ?!

Right Taunt: ...

 

[Battousai780]

"Ysoez?"
"2ezpz4me"
"2gud4u"
"pwned"

 

[Not-Beef]

IMMA FIRIN MA LAZAR

Samus.

 

[Battousai780]

IMMA FIRIN MA LAZAR

Samus.

LOL. I lol'ed irl.

 

[Eternal Yoshi]

I like quoting GW sometimes when I play as Snake. I don't know why.

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo!
Mind the gap.
Zz....Zz......
I need scissors! 61!

 

[Affinity]

Up Taunt: No Items Please
Down Taunt: Skill, My Friend
Left Taunt: Pro...
Right Taunt: OMG LAG

 

[aggrogahu]

"BYAAAH!!!"
"8======D"

I don't get to use mine much...still gotta figure out my router settings to get rid of lag.

 

[Newtwarrior]

up Taunt:

THATSA MAMA LUIGI TO YOU

one of my friends personal favorites..

GO BACK TO MELEE

 

[♡ⓛⓞⓥⓔ♡]

up Taunt:
GO BACK TO MELEE

Hmm, I think I'm gonna start using this :D

 

[Ban3]

Over 9000?!?!?!
The Balls Are Inert
3=D
xD

 

[Bobo_The_Monkey]

I'm changing mine to:
up: O rly?
left: Ya Rly.
down: Wtf Rly?
right: Ys Rly!

Those are good taunts i'm about to change mine to that too.

Up taunt: I WIN!
Down Taunt: U LOSE!
LEFT taunt: ITS A TIE!
Right Taunt: IDK ANYMORE!

 

[Ice Climbers P and N]

Fighting a princess OR Marth... "Suck it up princess" (said if they died) - Either side taunt -

When you're Peach, Zelda or Marth... "It's illegal to kill me!" (once they hit or kill you). -Down taunt.

Or just be Kirby and type random letters/symbols/numbers "#@$D)G)A324DFS" and do your down taunt the whole time you're brawling. It's annoying and they'll probably leave or just want to kill you even more.

My actual taunts that I use are..

UP Taunt: Brawl is my life!

DOWN Taunt: Right....

LEFT Taunt: Suck it up princess!

RIGHT Taunt: Mmm....so Fruity!!

 

[Trapt497]

My down taunt, as Dedede:

STOP!!!! Hammer Time!

 

[rocker4ever117]

LOL some of these are great, suck it up princess and the samus ones are definitely going to be new additions.

 

[Matsuyama]

ZSS - "Don't taze me, bro"

Rofl why hasn't this won yet?

 

[gorgon.]

+3 DEF
LOW TIER
JOOPWNED
YES.

Not so funny, but...

 

[Ornj]

down: I implore you
right: to reconsider
up: try my face
left: to your foot style

only certain ppl will understand those


my friend has hillarious 1s like

AND YER MOM WHO ADOPTED U

DOESNT EVEN LOVE U

 

[Steamroll3929]

When I get some space as Lucario, and I have a smash ball ready its: I'm chargin up mah lazer. If it kills I say shoop da whoop.

 

[TheSMASHtyke]

"I do what Nintendon't"

 

[Ikepwnsyou]

ike right taunt: i fight fo my freinds
up taunt: stop reading my taunt!
down taunt: OMG MK?!? wat a suprise!
left taunt: SPAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!111!

 

[Warriors]

My side taunt(you better not copy)

EXCUUUUUUUUUSE me Princess!

Only 2 U
Its the best

 

[Austin55]

Captain Falcon up Taunt: I'MMA CHARGIN' MAH POWA LEVEL!!!
Snake left taunt: CRAB BATTLE!
Right taunt: AWSUM AMIRITE?
Down taunt: LOL WUT?

 

[iTz_HaVoC]

these are great taunts! here are mine:
up taunt:
down taunt: i think u died thar
left taunt: the whole Konami code
right taunt: can i haz win? plzzz

 

[TomSquirrel-Lord]

****! some of these are so awesome! The suck it up Princess one is great :3!

 

[gocubs12345]

Touch my Body with Zamus is great, but you can creep people out using it with other characters. Confuses them.

 

[Pikminmaniac]

My favourite taunt that I use is Pwnimared. Pronounced Owny-marred. I use Olimar almost exclusively. My two side taunts are Jerry and Hello! form the Seinfeld show when Uncle Leo greets Jerry