Funny taunt messages

[Aura_Knight0259]

My taunts would be

-EAT MOR CHIKIN!

-O_o

-Ah **** up! (Funny when used after you kill someone right after they taunted)

-NO!!

Others I like to occasionally use are


-Hand over da cookies

-Pop goes the Sneasel

-Aw, I did it again!

-You died? *dies from shock*

-I win wheres my prize!?

-Is he gone? o.o

-And the crowd goes wild!

A funny one for Diddy Kong would be "Who`s your diddy!?" XD

 

[Anonymous Brawler]

Spaghetti!!!

 

[Zair Hidamaru]

Up taunt: Alright! That's it! (Usually when I start getting serious)

Left Taunt: What the... LMAO!! (When something crazy happens, or any player, even me, made an epic fail)

Right taunt: ↓Smash spam much?? (Self explinatory. Usually MK or Wolf)

Down Taunt: Get on my level. (Say it to players who thing they're good by spamming or trash talk then get their @$$es kicked.)

 

[Hoshi No Senshi Meta Knight]

My ROB taunts:

Down: OMG WTF JK LOL
Left: MOAR STROBES
Right: SHOOP DA WHOOP
Up: F8CK YEAH

Thees are the best ROB Taunts ever X3

 

[masterlink89]

up: OMG its falco the one who almost beat sonic at a race but then found out that wolf almost did too am i really annoying like yeah really i dont think this taunt will last much longer because by the time i finish this taunt gannondorf could do like 8 warlock punches also captain falcon could do well 20 falco punches and yeah im dead arnt i.
down: YOU SUCK why did they leave cloud out
left: OMG sonic is too cheap and fast
right: i gotta pay for this you know $50 for super smash bros. brawl but it was worth it


end of post are you happy now it took me 10 mins of my brawl time to do this

 

[Hoshi No Senshi Meta Knight]

up: OMG its falco the one who almost beat sonic at a race but then found out that wolf almost did too am i really annoying like yeah really i dont think this taunt will last much longer because by the time i finish this taunt gannondorf could do like 8 warlock punches also captain falcon could do well 20 falco punches and yeah im dead arnt i.
down: YOU SUCK why did they leave cloud out
left: OMG sonic is too cheap and fast
right: i gotta pay for this you know $50 for super smash bros. brawl but it was worth it


end of post are you happy now it took me 10 mins of my brawl time to do this

*facepalm*Nu, just nu.

 

[DISQO]

Up taunt- **** in progress
Down Taunt- That just happened...
Left- Got milk?
Right- the KING play dirty (DEDEDE Main)

 

[sashpa25]

hey its nt your cup of tea.just leave it .


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Wedding Videos

 

[DJ Arcatek]

Up - Nice job..you died.
Right - No johns, get *****.
Down - Hands off my bread.
Left - Art thou madeth?

I use Falco. Whatevz.

 

[DTK.L]

Up-OVER 9000!! (ike,fox,falcon)
Right-ugh..lag.
Left-XD
Down-ACCESS DENIED!! or OBJECTION!! (whenever i gimp someone)

 

[RickyPro]

Up: PEACH'D (Peach Main)
Right: Nice (If the opponent does something that deserves Praise, or a sarcastic tone)
Left: LOL
Down: LEVEL UP! (I thought it was funny when I killed somebody to exclaim that I just leveled up)

 

[global-wolf]

ROFL for Pikachu's down taunt. :3

 

[Variable]

The "Don't Taze Me Bro" While playing ZSS is the best..

 

[dahighii]

ROFL for Pikachu's down taunt. :3

lmao! Nice.

Mine (Olimar):

Up - OLImauled

Left - LOLimar

Right - CURSE YOU LAG!!!

Down - +1

 

[HyruleOceanic]

my up-dont brawl stoned.
down -"sir have you been drinking tonight" (inside joke)
left- omg its a talking blob(when playing as kirby and/or against kirby
down-say hello to my little friend(b4 final smash with star fox character or snake)

 

[pkmntrainer]

My Taunts

POKEMON TRAINER
Up- You got pwned by Squirtle
Left- You got pwned by Ivysaur
Down- You got pwned by Charizard
Alternate Down- NONE

OTHER/ALTERNATE
Up- Failing is a Bad Habit
Left- Nothing Better Than to Start the Day With a Can of Woop-***
Down- LOL!
Alternate Down- Better Luck Next Time

 

[dollyy]

Quite funny.
------
Whey Protein
Protein Supplements

 

[RAW]

To sonic: Whos fast now

To Mt G&W: Get some nuts

Sell your wii fool

Turn off your wii and getta life

 

[MikeKirby]

okay!

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-.- He copied me.

 

[BioDG]

PANTS ON THE GROUND
My Butt Itches

LOLZ

 

[RAW]

To Olimar: Does your babies

 

[Miamisportsfan45]

-.- He copied me.

Blanks? Nice. xD

 

[Rorroh]

Up: Oh~kay! [Ness main; gets people annoyed. ;D]
Down: P.K.O. [PKO. Get it? KO? HA! I should be a comedian.]

 

[Zatchiel]

Up: Lvl + 1

Right: C'mon Camper! (FFA Exclusive; I use it before i go after a camper or background spammer)

Left: Pay up!

Down: Show me your mooze!

 

[Darkrulerjoe]

my up taunt is

"Taunt Parties are gay"

To bad i cant use this when i go on random online so i can say it to their face >.>

 

[Brickbox]

up taunt-"Ness said it's OKAY"

 

[PurpleTop]

I had one for luigi.
Down taunt "Nope."
Used it once or twice when opponent grabs the edge, and i use this taunt to spike him. Kinda funny.

 

[Trouble King]

up: playin' with ma toes
down: u mad?
left: use meta knight
right: a sandbag is u

 

[#HBC | Dark Horse]

These are only for toon link

up: ballad of ownage
down: it's over 9000!!!!
Right: lol
left: WTF (you need taunts for WTF moments)


I got the ballad of ownage from someone else. They get credit for that.

 

[Kole]

up: do work son
down: do work son
left: do work son
right: do work son

 

[PinoyStrike]

Up: No Comment

Down: Epic Fail

Left: Just Give Up

Right: Taunt Cannot Be Displayed____________

 

[Charmander]

I main pika and have "Got 350 P for winning!" as my up taunt

 

[ChickenWing13]

Captain Falcon/ Fox's up taunt: "Its over 9000!!!"

 

[Steven9wii]

yoshi only
↑ yot-yot
→ too much slowdown
↓ PINK AMBULANCE!!!!
← hey

 

[Pee-G]

randomness FTW
↑CHOOP DA WOOP
Dark Horse is right you do need a WTF taunt
↓.... (O_o) ???
for an ↑b kill using TL or link
←ROFL COPTER!!
→SUA SUA SUA SUA SUA!!

 

[firelord767]

You use Rofl Copter whenever you win.

All of my taunts are currently blank. However, once at a friend's house, i saw that his taunts were the names of people for 2 of them, and then the other two say something like "Is a jerk" only instead of jerk, he used words like....

 

[Mr. Johan]

Up: "Tequila hava" - typically used when I get revenge KOed during the other guy's respawn invincibility. I got bored and thought this was funny.

Left: "Boom Goes the TNT" - if something hilarious happens, or I make a continuous string of attacks without getting hit myself. Pretty much my signature taunt.

Down: "It was his sled" - when someone does something incredibly stupid. I guess it's my "WTF" taunt people have mentioned here.

Right: "I am Error" - Playing Zelda II for the first time + boredom spawned this

 

[Godbrother11225]

Swearing taunt messages are nice. lol

 

[TheNewiBrawl]

Mine says... Ahggg!!! Granada
I think ur controlers broken
wid krby. Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi Hoe

 

[Ksn245]

Plays Ganondorf

Up taunt: 2FAST2QUICK