DFW Brawl Thread: Batou Monthly, Feb 18th - Revolution 10, Mar 3rd

[DMG]

I got mid guys, I can take on any other hero.

 

[Ladybug]

Surgery day! Kidney stones you've met your match! They're called... LASERS! Bwahahahaha!

 

[DallasPhat]

Hope everything goes fine for you Monica! Get better.

 

[Teh Brettster]

Dang, Falco ***** kidney stones. GG.

LoL is fun until ONE person's ONE mistake on your team costs you a whole match.
I'm actually getting pretty comfortable going mid, though. Heimer GOOD mid.

 

[Espy Rose]

They're not going to do that Extra-corporeal shock wave lithotripsy treatment?

Sucks.

 

[Denti]

denti would play teemo in LoL...no doubt

Who's that? Ten bucks say's he is really gay, campy, and range based. If that's who teemo is count me in ;D

 

[Xyro77]

http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=271174

Hobo24 is this weekend. if you plan on going please bring a full set-up.

 

[DMG]

Heimer is a solid mid, but there are quite a few other heroes that are noticeably better at mid. He can hold down Mid for a really long time and even 2 or 3 v 1 he has a great shot at keeping the tower (if not killing them all if they try to kill him in that instance) but other qualities you want in a mid he lacks. He's not a carry, he's an OK Ganker earlier levels once you get to roughly 6 and go looking for someone to gank, depending on the mid matchup he can really struggle to push successfully (Ashe being ever so common definitely hampers your prospects of pushing) and Heimer is normally pretty good at denying enemies gold except now you have him at mid where the characters are probably better than you at harassing anyways.

http://www.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=97215

Not a perfect list, but a very good start on ranking the best Mid characters. Heimer's maybe a tad too low on his list, but he's basically right having him down the list.

 

[Teh Brettster]

Some of this can be true, yes, but...

The dude can break dance like a beast.

 

[DMG]

INDEED!

FOR SCIENCE!

lol Oh and yeah Teemo is an annoying "weak" ranged DPS that blinds people and throws down mushrooms and has a worthless ability. AKA OLIMAR

 

[ruin`]

A quick solo mid declaration for Sivir...that many other mids can't do (cough heimer). Doing this cuz i've que-dodged eve twice, once a game starting wit master yi and eve, both with revive. These lyrics go to Trap or Die by Young Jeezy (playlist).

Last time I checked, I da best solo mid in these streets
They call me Turret Destroyed, cuz I leave dust on these peaks
Got 1.7 attack speed, now I **** on tristana
Even when I'm not attacking, I still **** on janna
Got a top tier team with On The Hunt buffs
They nuking the opponents and not givin a ****
Yeaaaah, I'm a carry...I know late game
I'm a champion like you...but a role to sustain
I be runnin, they missing...u know they can't hit me
**** wit my turrets, get yo team aced like a steamroll
now tell me I aint carryin, my AD will hit ya an leave ya on the floor
Went from meki pendant to bloodthirster
Got 200 minion kills now u can cry when I shoot
Try and go eve or heimer *****, that's your first mistake
Get on that jax or fiddlestix...then step up to the plate
ELO jus hit jackpot, yes indeed, try and stop my streak..you'll need an extra team
You can try dawg, but it aint easy...mix a gank wit da push and ya got steamroll cream
Still wanna talk solo mid man?
5 min turret like a lane swap double kill

whoop whoop! Game started!

 

[Gnes]

Thats what u think..until u play gnes kekekeke
U probably believe olimar outcamps diddy

Depends on the stage and if I have a nana son. But I can make a sexy pikmin meat shield against your nanas. ;D care to match the denti?

*plays denti online...*

i warned u didnt I

 

[Denti]

john mode engaged

****, none of that G-nes. Next time i'll be ready.. no moar down tilt wifi gimps at 15% ya hear! XD you owe me friendlies!

 

[Typ_Ex]

*plays denti online...*

i warned u didnt I

nobody wins when they play online

 

[Fogo]

*Prepares for epic speech of how Denti will overcome the match-up someday*

 

[Dojo]

*thinks about how I'd **** on Gnes with my Oli*

 

[Typ_Ex]

rofl dojo ..

 

[Dojo]

You think I'm joking.

 

[Typ_Ex]

kind of. ive seen your olimar beat some scroobs. but i imagine keith has experience from zori.

 

[Gnes]

*thinks about how I'd **** on Gnes with my Oli*

Cockiness has its limits lmao.

You think I'm joking.

Dont worry...i know u are...I've seen your oli, im not impressed

*Prepares for epic speech of how Denti will overcome the match-up someday*

He can overcome the diddy matchup, not the Gnes matchup kekeke. At any point in those matches i could have just timed him out, matchup is SO EASY.

 

[Espy Rose]

Gnes goes WiFi?

I'm heading home for the summer after HOBO.

We should play.

 

[Fogo]

Gnes matchup=unwinnable?

lol sonic on wifi sounds really annoying

 

[Gnes]

Gnes matchup=unwinnable?

lol sonic on wifi sounds really annoying

U remember what i told u right...its impossible to get by lol. Olimars just too floaty. That chr. is just perfect for my style lol

 

[Espy Rose]

Yea, I know what you mean Fogo.
I can't DDP, controlling spins is a pain in the ***, timing even just simple movement is odd-

-oh wait, you meant for the other player?

LOL.

 

[Dojo]

Let's throw down 5$ G.

 

[Ladybug]

Hey guys, could y'all do me a favour? Keep me in your thoughts/prayers/whatever? I'm not doing so hot from yesterday. Some possible serious complications have arisen. Thanks.

<3

 

[AeroLink_the_SoulMaster]

^ Sure thing. ^_^

Also...
Smashfest at my place this Friday, before HOBO 24, from 5pm to Midnight/overnight. Those in my carpool can spend the night, and we leave early saturday morning (5am/6am).
More info provided here -> http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=271285 under ALSM's Understandable Johns.

 

[Epic Kovumon]

If I were to ever host a banned stages tournament just for fun, would anyone attend? (Steals SrsC@'s idea.)

Metaknight through Wario will be banned, though.

The rules will follow SBR, not MLG.

 

[Xyro77]

Guys/girls, PLEASE bring full set-ups(wii/tv/ssbb) to HOBO 24. DugFinn isnt going to be able to let me borrow tvs this time so i really need yall to step it up for this one. PLEASE help me out.

 

[Denti]

I can feel the love from ya'll, thanks guys..

 

[Ladybug]

Found out a piece of the laser fiber broke off in my kidney. This is what has caused the complications cause it caused an excess amount of trauma.

And still no super powers. Blargh.

 

[Van Jones]

Cinco de Mayo. Time for tequila.

Monica, I'm drinking one for you, mija.

 

[heytallman]

And still no super powers. Blargh.

This made me laugh, but in all seriousness, get better! I still need you to give me my Mr. Saturn plushie!

 

[Ladybug]

Aww Bear thanks honey. You might wanna drink two or three for me though. Hahaha. <3

I'm trying. I'm hopped up on super pain killers now.

Yeah I was hoping that I would get super powers... I suppose I got the ability to handle extremem pain! Yeah! >.> That's a super power right? Haha.

 

[UltimateRazer]

Get well soon Monica!!!!!

 

[DallasPhat]

Don't worry monica, I'm dedicating my win at hobo to you!!

 

[PhantomX]

This is good, though, Monica. Super powers like the ability to filter pee faster or pass stones at mach speed [lol kidney stone cannon] would be lame to tell your friends about (I can't think of any other Kidney related powers).

 

[UltimateRazer]

Don't worry monica, I'm dedicating my 3rd place or below winnings at hobo to you!!

Fixed . Fogo I gotta play you!

 

[Ladybug]

Haha thanks you guys. I feel bad for Billy. He said he thinks I'm giving him an ulcer. DX

Love y'all. <3<3 Hopefully nothing serious happens anymore. Just gotta heal.

 

[PhantomX]

Haha thanks you guys. I feel bad for Billy. He said he thinks I'm giving him an ulcer. DX

Love y'all. <3<3 Hopefully nothing serious happens anymore. Just gotta heal.

I thought sympathy pains only really happened during pregnancy?