Once upon a time, in a land far away (Houston). There was a boy. A boy who wished he was asian. This boy was no gaming expert, but he enjoyed being bad at melee, and so looked forward to brawl's release. This boy, frequently checking smashdojo for any new developments in the game, learned of lucario being put into the game. His first reaction was, who the heck is lucario? Then he learned about him. Learned how his fighting spirit grows as he becomes injured, how his spikes become made of gold when he puts on his blue costume, and how he is made of win. Then this boy decided to main lucario.
Unfortunately, this boy sucked at brawl just after it came out, and so could not handle lucario's awesomeness, so he retreated to the easy tactic of being pikachu and spamming downsmash like theres no tomorrow. However this did not satisfy him. Sure it was good enough to beat his friends, but it was just rude. Playing pikachu was like playing as a rude person. the thunderjolting, the downsmash, the thunder, it was all just so... rude. So he went to smashboards looking to expand his pikachu game beyond the same old stuff. Unfortunately, the primary technique he needed to learn was QUACKING... which is the worst name for an AT ever, so he quickly abandoned pikachu.
However, this boy was lost at this point. He tried maining a lot of people, including Diddy kong and his sexy bananas, Dedede with is sexy grab range, and zelda with her sexy everything. But what was the point in all this sex if there was no connection forming? So he kept searching for the one main who could truly satisfy him, his true love.
Then he remembered. Back in the very beginning. The first few weeks after he had gotten super smash bros... he remembered lucario. His manliness, his trust, and his strength of will rekindled this boy's fighting spirit. He then took the final step to awesome, declaring lucario... his main.
He rapidly improved his lucario game. It seemed as if lucario's spirit was guiding him along a path towards victory. Not only was lucario helping him in brawl, but in other aspects of his life as well. He started doing better at sports, getting better grades in school, and getting more awesome.
This boy was me, and my confession is that i mained pikachu for like 4 months... worst decision of my life.