Turn 12:
With the picture of a beret still fresh in my mind I convert the hair of this woman into braided pigtails and Matt and I take a step back from our work.
I said, “What the eff, it started from Tooth God and turned into an abomination of Cammy with a distended belly, wide breasts facing opposite directions, and overly large hips.”
“You’re wrong,” Matt said.
He walked up to the chalkboard and added a few lines here… and a few curves there… and a
chest dildo chest spike and then backed off from the chalkboard to reveal Lucario’s features added onto Cammy. The being was dubbed Cammycario.
My mind was utterly devastated. I mean, in Alabama, Lucario is an often talked about subject because my style is homo (and he’s broken in Brawl+, but haters gonna hate), and I thought the Drawing Game would be safe from his influence, but apparently not, and the worst part was that this game completely corrupted my view of Cammy forever. I expressed my lamentations to Matt and he shared the same sentiments as me. However, the thought of a GOOD drawing of Cammycario would be pretty sweet.
To my comfort, Matt said, “I think we’ve reached the point of over-saturation.”
“Yeah, but, dude, Matt, can you imagine if Cammycario was in Brawl or Street Fighter? She’d have, like, a dive kick with Aura, she’d shoot projectiles out of her projectiles, she’d… still have a weak and underpowered counter Ultra because Capcom sucks.”
“Ha, dude, I’m going to draw Cammycario when I get home now, but for now,” Matt stretched out his arms and yawned, “let’s go to sleep.”
We each lied in our respective sleeping arrangements and quickly fell asleep… and were quickly awoken because my brother arrived about 4 hours later (although we went right back to sleep and finally got in a solid eight hours).
The day was met with more of the same, watching my never-ending supply of internet videos, performing dramatic readings of stories, playing Brawl+ (Ivysaur Uptilt Nair Dair Upair Upsmash raaaaaape), watching a 30-minute cut scene of Ryu’s Shoryuken FADC Ultra too many times, and other manly, non-homo activities, but eventually we had to give our goodbyes and make our separate ways. At the time, I thought Matt4300 was only kidding about drawing Cammycario, but I was wrong. DEAD WRONG.
About four days later I am presented with the single greatest thing in existence.
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