Whoa, I never did my shout-outs. Very well, I shall begin! (Find your name with the bold text, it might be a little tricky at times)
Note: The constant references of "we" refers to Popo and Nana together
Space Animals!
Grrr—your legendary hero of the Dogs of War division
Lambchops held it down far too effectively. The constant lasers, effective spacing, sudden strikes possessed with unerring accuracy—all were much too powerful for us.
It is unfortunate we didn’t have the opportunity to battle the Space Ace
Colbol. We would have enjoyed crushing him, but it seems his Starship needed repairs. Without a lightning fast
Fox to stop me, we thought we had this war in our favor.
Comrade
Law, we have new hope in our division: the alliance with a
Shieka warrior clan of Hyrule Castle may be our best hope to crush the
Peach Defenders. Let us not forget the
Fox mercenary we’ve chosen to hire and train.
Denizens of Mushroom Kingdom!
So it seems we were no match for your champion, the Great
Green Mario. We didn’t summon the Power of the Gods in time, which would have surely brought down infinite punishment unto him, and grant us victory! Hmm, we think that we might have to hire a
swordsman to handle him if we must pursue him to platform fortress Final Destination. He seems to enjoy that location...
On another note, to the great Princess Peach defenders of Mushroom Kingdom,
Exarcha,
Xifia, and now, upon seeing my Space Animal ally Comrade Law blasted away by the Peach defender
Dopona—we have made an alliance with a
Shieka clan, and they’ll be the ones to assassinate any of you that decide to get in our way. Next war, Mushroom Kingdom will fall!
Bounty hunters!
Muhahaha! The price on our stock must be that much greater, for we’ve defeated the famed
Samusu warrior
Rohins once more! It was a good fight nonetheless and we're sure next war she'll be seeking revenge.
Princes of Altea
It seems we didn’t have the honor of defeating one of your strongest warriors, Nobleman
Skrach, who was only beaten by Space Animal warriors. Perhaps the next war we'll battle.
Mute City F-Zero Terminators!
Your
Falconus
Captain,
Derftos, nearly defeated me. The speed, power, and strong combos, each executed with excellent accuracy—all combined were nearly too much for me. Impressive work.
Icicle Mountain 8th ****** Division
We shall not fail you anymore. The inevitable war that will take place in the
Season of Green will be ours for the taking. With the new Shieka division defending us from Peach Defenders, we will survive! Stand together Popo brothers and Nana sisters!