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(」・ω・)」 MARS la Marf in Smash 4 (/・ω・)/

Steel

Where's my Jameson?
BRoomer
Joined
Mar 30, 2008
Messages
7,587
Location
Los Angeles, CA
me and kadaj's aim convos are funny

also i took out a lot of stuff from this lol, too much stuff that shouldn't be revealed XD

Steel
bich
and u know what a bich is
the misspelling of *****
Kadaj
lmfao
I was so not trying to impress anyone at apex
lol my hair was crazy
andI hadnt slept like at all then lol
you wish you were more sexy 
Steel
lol cus i showered just to look tight for a bunch of guys
Kadaj
i mean hey if thats your thing lol
i knew there were girls there too
didnt you see them>
*?
Steel
saw mrs blackwaltz
and some other chick
Kadaj
there were about 8 more i think
idk lol wasnt really paying attention
but yo
tell me why I brought this chick home with me from work the other day
and when we walked in I had japanese music playing because I had forgot to turn it off before work
Steel
LOOOOOL
Kadaj
i was like plz I hpe she doesnt leave ROFL
Steel
hahah
Kadaj
it was sooo funny
but at the end of the day I got what was needed out of her lmao
Steel
LOL
Kadaj
lmfao
Steel
what was that you had her cook dinner?
Kadaj
no rofl
we had sex
Steel
i know LOL
good ****
Kadaj
the funny thing was she was just visiting form ohio
from
*
she had came down for a family reunion
I told her when I got off of work I'd come back to her hotel room and chill out with her
but she ended up coming to my place
idk she just kinda gave me that look and I went for it I guess, good thing I didnt get in trouble at work tho
Steel
lmao
that look
Kadaj
idk lol
I was serving a different function then the one she was in
she walked by and just gave that I want you kinda look
lmao
Steel
horny *****
Kadaj
pretty much ROFL
12:25 AM
Kadaj
lmao
mike haze is a bear
have you seen him unshaven lol
Steel
nop lol
Kadaj
its not too bad e reminds me of a bear tho
you seen him vs hylian right
he screams everytime he gets grabbed by his ic's
its so funny
Steel Hanf
yeah LOL
Kadaj
lol
when I talked to him
he was still chill tho
Steel Hanf
WAIT LET ME GUESS
YOU ASKED HIM FOR SBR ACCESS
Kadaj
no lol
im talking about in person
Steel
you asked him why you werent in sbr
yea
Kadaj
I still dont know why im not lol
me neo or haze
Steel
neo isn't a good poster at all
haze i dunno
you maybe you just aren't known enough/not enough good posts
Kadaj
true lol
90% or my posts are just for lolz
Steel
yea
Kadaj
you going to pound4?
Steel
i dunno
Kadaj
you should go
Steel
ill go to see people
i really dont enjoy the game itself lol
Kadaj
everyones going
just go and only pay 10$ for spectators fee
Steel
haha
yea maybe, i'd still enter though
Kadaj
ZMT showed me something today lol
im stealing it
Steel
zmt wtf
whatd he show u
Kadaj
just pressuring stuff
Steel
LOL@ ZMT AND PRESSURE IN THE SAME THOUGHT
Kadaj
instead of using DB he just jabs
to bait rolls and spot dodges
lmao yeah i know
but i was shiek
so I forced him to approach
Steel
why are u camping marth
ur sheik is so bad wtf
Kadaj
lmao
I just wanted him to fight me for a change
Steel
my sheik >>>>> yours
and im not even good
Kadaj
psssh
you wish 
Steel
dude
Kadaj
beat you cant 3 stock ZMT with shiek
Steel
i used to a long freaking time ago
how much did you run away
and camp
i dont play him anymore btw
Kadaj
not alot
Steel
zmt's play style
lets him get ***** by certain stuff
easily
Kadaj
jst enough to where he'd come into fight me
Steel
lol
and his offense is garbage
ofc u 3 stocked him
Kadaj
lol
lmao
beat you cant beat neo with sheik
Steel
nope cant
Kadaj
see my shiek's better
Steel
if he was here
hed probably run ur **** to the ground right now cus it was probably a blatant lie
Kadaj
LMFAO
so what if its a lie lmao
i knew you were gonna say that LMAO
yo you know whats **** after throws until like 60%
jab
it almost always hits
and if it doesnt you have time to react to whatever
but if it does
Steel
yea cus i always DI directly into the marth that throws me
Kadaj
lol you dont have to di into me
if you di up it'll hit you
or down
Steel
same ****
di away
its safest
Kadaj
but if you do that then I can just run and dancing blade you
and if you fall with fair im gonna just walk and f smash
lmao
i do that alot
when marths try to attack Ijust f smash them
****s hilarious
LOL WUT LINK<<<
chick from ohio 
Steel
thats the one ?
wtf
bs
Kadaj
lol
Steel
obv **** tho
Kadaj
sike im kidding
she looks like her tho
except for she alot hotter
Steel
oh ok
lol stfu
Kadaj
lol
Steel
clearly nothing like her
 

Pr0phetic

Dodge the bullets!
Joined
May 11, 2008
Messages
3,322
Location
Syracuse, NY
Lmao @ talking about looks and baggin' girls. Typical day in NY.

I'd play, but im not in the mental condition to play as/against Marth right now, you'd ****.
 

Albert.

Smash Master
Joined
Aug 1, 2008
Messages
3,539
Location
Boston, MA or Miami, FL
fml omg ladder match AiB Snake he won the first match. I CP Lylat I start beating him I feel like mikehaze. 2nd game I win 3rd game I am wrecking him but then 2nd stock he lives to 34438794 percent and I die last stock he's at like 150% percent I'm like at 50% I'm on the ledge its brinstar I can't see ****, (I'm colorblind too) I get-up attack right into an Fsmash I DI perfectly but die omfggg lmao

ehhh no johns
 

Pierce7d

Wise Hermit
Joined
Dec 20, 2006
Messages
6,289
Location
Teaneck, North Bergen County, NJ, USA
3DS FC
1993-9028-0439
fml omg ladder match AiB Snake he won the first match. I CP Lylat I start beating him I feel like mikehaze. 2nd game I win 3rd game I am wrecking him but then 2nd stock he lives to 34438794 percent and I die last stock he's at like 150% percent I'm like at 50% I'm on the ledge its brinstar I can't see ****, (I'm colorblind too) I get-up attack right into an Fsmash I DI perfectly but die omfggg lmao

ehhh no johns
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
 

Darxmarth23

Smash Champion
Joined
Jul 6, 2008
Messages
2,976
Location
Dead. *****es.
Hey.

I went to my weekly local spot. Its metaban now.

I went against some new dude in the finals.

First match FD. I sd.
I lost. Gayness.

CP'd Smashville for the hell of it
He got two stocked.

He CP'd Fd
and lost.

Prolly the funnest set I've ever played. He has the craziest shiek. Backflippin all over the place.

I never went against a shiek. Ever. And I knew nothing about the MU.

And I got 50 bucks and got some new black jeans.
 

M4ge

Smash Journeyman
Joined
Jul 29, 2009
Messages
229
I meant 534, my bad.
And yes double post...my edit button doesn't work.
 

Tennet

Smash Champion
Joined
Nov 14, 2007
Messages
2,034
Location
Michigan
hey marths what would be a cool ringtone?? i don't care, it could be a dog barking for all i care anything even stuff that some people would laugh about and others want to kill you, like playing a meme i don't care just give me ideas!
 

Tennet

Smash Champion
Joined
Nov 14, 2007
Messages
2,034
Location
Michigan
i already got snake's codec
i would cry if i heard the brawl theme everytime my phone rang
 

clowsui

Smash Legend
Joined
Feb 14, 2007
Messages
10,184
Location
Chapel Hill, NC
the indefinite integral of unk = **** + c, where c = the amount of bad luck that jun acquires at the instant of going to a tournament? or am i wrong about junk's new integrated name? : (
 

VietGeek

Smash Hero
Joined
Mar 19, 2008
Messages
8,133
steel can u plz ban math from the marf boards

or clownsui? <.<

so today i figured i'm only semi-technical because my control stick is so loose. My wavedashes are horrible with a normal stick.

...**** M2K was right there are Fox controllers.

anyway to make the normal stick act like my old one aside from wear-and-tear? Like any specific way to tilt it before inserting it in the cube or anything? -_-

Wow I sound like a n00b asking for ways to artificially improve my WDes.

Not gonna give up on Melee tho.

i remember when steel asked me if i wanted to get good at something

i told him ya

and he basically told me to stick to barlw cuz i already have some idea of what im doing

i bet if i persevered and regularly played under the mastery of higher players id eventually get really good

i still think i made a good decision tho

fame is nothing
 

Steel

Where's my Jameson?
BRoomer
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Messages
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Location
Los Angeles, CA
me and viet had a lot of really productive conversations in the past

too bad he was too emo to actually do anything about it
 

∫unk

Smash Master
Joined
Mar 22, 2008
Messages
4,952
Location
more than one place
me and viet had a lot of really productive conversations in the past

too bad he was too emo to actually do anything about it
Replace viet with fear and conversations with long smash sessions plus video analysis and we have my failed disciple T-T

I need a new apprentice

I would say BassClef cause he's tight but based on our wifi lag I can only assume he lives on an island by Australia
 

Thunder Of Zeus

*Rumble Rumble*
Joined
Jan 3, 2009
Messages
4,128
Location
Mt. Olympus
Replace viet with fear and conversations with long smash sessions plus video analysis and we have my failed disciple T-T

I need a new apprentice

I would say BassClef cause he's tight but based on our wifi lag I can only assume he lives on an island by Australia
*Raises hand slowly*
 

VietGeek

Smash Hero
Joined
Mar 19, 2008
Messages
8,133
junk finding disciples in wc will be hard lol

cuz anyone whos not already good there will probably not be using marf to begin with unless they're still hyped by mike

if u charge bass $25 an hour ill be worth the trouble tho junk

so funny...
be less vague plz

leave it to the marf vets to keep it vague

go theorycraft moar
 
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