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(」・ω・)」 MARS la Marf in Smash 4 (/・ω・)/

Albert.

Smash Master
Joined
Aug 1, 2008
Messages
3,539
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Boston, MA or Miami, FL
Can somebody tell Pierce to stop sucking pen1s at commentary and actually give a blow-by-blow commentary? There's no video, only audio. It's literally Pierce just going "noo!!! WOAHHH!!! OMGGGG. OH AND... OMG ! Niceeee. Good Read good read blabhalbha"
 

Flayl

Smash Hero
Joined
May 15, 2006
Messages
5,520
Location
Portugal
Goggles trash talks every tournament he goes to, that's his motif as far as I can tell haha
 

Dekar173

Justice Man
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Jun 25, 2008
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Albuquerque, NM
Pierce is the absolute worst commentator in Brawl. He tries to critique players, then does AWFULLY in tourneys. Stop, just stop. You are awful. You aren't even giving constructive criticism, it's hateful, spiteful, rubbish. You're butthurt over losing your pool or something, and are just COMPLETELY ruining the commentary for everyone. Gunblade- why are you sitting here letting him talk? Seriously. Have some respect for yourself.

Pierce- you are ****ing stupid, and a complete disgrace to smash.
 

Tesh

Smash Hero
Joined
Oct 28, 2008
Messages
9,737
Location
TX
Pierce is the absolute worst commentator in Brawl. He tries to critique players, then does AWFULLY in tourneys. Stop, just stop. You are awful. You aren't even giving constructive criticism, it's hateful, spiteful, rubbish. You're butthurt over losing your pool or something, and are just COMPLETELY ruining the commentary for everyone. Gunblade- why are you sitting here letting him talk? Seriously. Have some respect for yourself.

Pierce- you are ****ing stupid, and a complete disgrace to smash.
so much this. All Pierce does is say "oh he could have done a perfect shield space waffle copter and i soooo woulda done that cuz im sooo smart". Half the stuff he says is wrong anyway. Then between matches he just talks about his ****ing day instead of getting updates or anything people want to hear about.
 

C.J.

Smash Master
Joined
Nov 30, 2008
Messages
4,102
Location
Florida
In all fairness, it's bladewise gunblade too.

But come on, talk about the match, not Pierce.
 

Browny

Smash Hater
Joined
Mar 22, 2008
Messages
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Location
Video Games
Pierce is the absolute worst commentator in Brawl. He tries to critique players, then does AWFULLY in tourneys. Stop, just stop. You are awful. You aren't even giving constructive criticism, it's hateful, spiteful, rubbish. You're butthurt over losing your pool or something, and are just COMPLETELY ruining the commentary for everyone. Gunblade- why are you sitting here letting him talk? Seriously. Have some respect for yourself.

Pierce- you are ****ing stupid, and a complete disgrace to smash.
This is new? Its been the same way for years.

Lets sum it all up

"Why would you do that?"
"No!"
"What is he doing?"
"Why are you missing these punishes?"
"Dont airdodge!"
"Hes messing up the spacing"
"He doesnt know that [character can do this]"
"Ive studied this matchup"
"That was so obvious"
"I would have done [impossible reaction speed scenario]"
"He has no idea"
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"The reads!"
"That was sick"

With a few other random comments about the matchup that no one cares about and of course, are not actually occuring in the live match being commentated on.
 

KillLock

Smash Lord
Joined
Jul 13, 2010
Messages
1,327
Commentator syndrome.

Think they could play perfectly in every aspect of the game and point it out as if they would of done any better. It's annoying really, it's a shame because I didn't mind his commentary at first but it's pretty bad when you start calling down other players as if you're top ****.
 

Reizilla

The Old Lapras and the Sea
Joined
Mar 20, 2008
Messages
13,676
Guys, if you talk bad about Pierce, you're going to regret it. You don't Knorr what he's capable of. Be glad he's being modest right now.
 

Reizilla

The Old Lapras and the Sea
Joined
Mar 20, 2008
Messages
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More like God syndrome in that he actually IS God.


P3, I'm not at Apex because I just took a walk along the beach with a very beautiful girl. Though she is gone now and if anyone wants to pick me up from NC and let me fly back with them, I'd love to go :p
 

∫unk

Smash Master
Joined
Mar 22, 2008
Messages
4,952
Location
more than one place
I didn't think Pierce's commentary was terrible, but it certainly wasn't good. There are ways to critique without sounding like a brat.

I believe Pierce is capable of good commentary. He needs to step his game up and keep his manner hat on.

Also, there should be a rotating list of commentators.
 

Player-3

Smash Hero
Joined
Nov 11, 2008
Messages
8,992
Location
Georgia
yo all you *****s tomorrow keep spamming let p3 commentate on the stream

i got this

as long as it isn't a bunch of metaknights


**** metaknights
 

Steam

Smash Hero
Joined
Aug 30, 2009
Messages
6,322
Location
Hell, Colorado
I didn't think Pierce's commentary was terrible, but it certainly wasn't good. There are ways to critique without sounding like a brat.

I believe Pierce is capable of good commentary. He needs to step his game up and keep his manner hat on.

Also, there should be a rotating list of commentators.
the problem is, if there's one tournament where we as a community NEED the commentary to be good... it's this one. Stuff like this is really unprofessional and will make us just be taken even less seriously...
 
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