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Wario Wario Wario · Jul 18, 2021

New creation thread, one I've wanted to do for a long time and finally figured out a way to make work.

Mini-Creation Thread: Crash Team Racing Nitro Fuelled: Grand Prix: Lap 2!

Crash Team Racing: Nitro Fuelled is getting an enhanced PS5 port, with PC, Xbox Series X and S editions to come later - and while they work on the port, Beenox is getting us to promote it with a second wave of Grands Prix on the existing versions of the game. They've got a 5 month deadline, and...

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Wario Wario Wario · Jul 18, 2021

I often see people bring up Sonic R as proof that "a Sonic footracer could never work!" - even though Sonic R, gameplay and mechanics wise, isn't a foot racer as much as a kart racer where everyone is animated running.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 18, 2021

If I was making a Mario game, a multiplayer spin-off specifically, I'd only do it if Ninty gave me free range over characters from Mario's entire history (excluding characters owned by outside sources like Geno and Oogtar) - otherwise I'd just go to Activision or Sega and say "hey, you wanna put Crash/Sonic in this?"

I think I could work with mandates for a platformer though.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 18, 2021

When I first heard this song I was surprised it came from a 1994 game. It sounds extremely early 2000s. Despite being a 7 second loop I think it'd work really well in Smash.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 18, 2021

YOUTUBE STOP I DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO A BAD AUTOTUNE COVER OF I'M BLUE BEING SUNG BY A WATERMELON

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 17, 2021

"Suicide Squad" implies the existence of a "Mental Health Awareness Squad".

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 17, 2021

Space Marmite: Space Jam but with Aardman and Cosgrove Hall characters.

Also they play football instead of basketball, because of course they would.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 17, 2021

It's weird how a lot of the more damning "Redditor" stereotypes tend to be things most Reddit users irrationally oppose to the point of earnestly supporting and celebrating literal murder.

Let's be frank here, if you're coming to the defense of a guy who tried to BBQ people's heads alive, you have the moral low ground - no matter what their potential victims had done. No way around it.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 17, 2021

Images taken seconds before disaster.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 17, 2021

Is making duplicate versions of TV channels that are an hour behind with no programming changes but their own dedicated network just a UK thing?

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 17, 2021

Nickelodeon using new IPs

Nickelodeon using legacy IPs

Cartoon Network using new IPs

Cartoon Network using legacy IPs

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 17, 2021

IMO there are only two Smash fighters who truly need revamps. Sonic and Min Min. Everyone else can be fixed up with some good old fashioned balancing. Game accuracy is a completely irrelevant factor to design and nowhere near a reason to revamp a fighter 100%.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 17, 2021

I just got an ad for a Sega war game, and the Sega ding lined up perfectly with the visuals to sound like it was the sound a firing tank made.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 17, 2021

we have reached true post-irony - legit websites are disguising as piracy sites

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 17, 2021

I decided to create a roster of SSBU newcomers for an elaborate hypothetical scenario:

Third parties have never been in Smash
Ultimate has all existing 1P veterans newcomers and as many 1P newcomers as there are known 3Ps as of CP10 (15 + 2 echoes)
All the third parties in SSBU and prior are DLC, while all DLC 1Ps are base game.

Generally, I ~~was biased~~ tried to appeal to smaller fandoms, or even create new fandoms, while the real SSBU newcomers appealed to big fandoms - a few I'd likely opt to reveal with blog posts instead of CG trailers. both reasons are true Regular Waddle Dee and old Impa were partially chosen out of ~~spite~~ surprise factor only the crossed out text is true

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 17, 2021

They have Adult Swin stuff but not CN? The hell?

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 17, 2021

I honestly see no reason to put Impa in Smash if it's not old lady Impa.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 17, 2021

"Cyberbullying doesn't exist" is the internet culture equivalent of "this is a free country".

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 16, 2021

So glad this came out now and not 2016.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 16, 2021

I've been watching a lot of videos about the SuperMarioLogan drama - it's a fascinating Icarusian cautionary tale of getting too big for your own good, especially when your works deal with such a niche yet potentially controversial subject matter as Mario toys swearing.

The thing that really gets me is that he claims his videos aren't for kids to cover his back, but then has a merch store that sells back to school supplies and kid-sized shirts. He really wants the best of both worlds.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 15, 2021

One thing I'm happy about with this Nick hype is that nobody I've seen thinks the IPs delegitimize the game. There's been memes, there's been a bit of joking with the idea of "Mr. Krabs' DI" or "Zuko losing the Plankton matchup", but overall everyone's on the same page that if a game with the Wii Fit Trainer and Duck Hunt Dog can be taken seriously, so can a game with Nigel Thornberry and the Powdered Toast Man.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 15, 2021

With the Steam Deck now a thing I don't really have much reason to replace my broken laptop until I start work on my game project. Will certainly be a bit of a hassle to save up for though - £289?

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 15, 2021

Steven Universe fans when their show about empathy and forgiveness ends with an episode about empathy and forgiveness

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 15, 2021

Weird, Twitter won't load for me. Is this happening to anyone else? I've been paranoid about parental controls blocking sites for almost a year now.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 15, 2021

IMO the ideal future for Smash post-Ultimate is a 10 year or longer hiatus.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 15, 2021

Why is deleting others' posts on your profile allowed?

I just put a message on someone's profile explaining that the problem with Smash's FE rep isn't that Nintendo are advertising a game but rather that they're advertising it in an intrusive manner - and they just deleted the post, didn't even respond.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 15, 2021

The good of a proper competitive Nickelodeon platfighter:

The first non-Smash platform fighter with an actual reconisable cast to be designed for competitive play
A wide variety of characters old and new with unique worlds and abilities to draw from, some of whom have been passed down by generations for decades.
Funny voice impression and George Lopez at 3AM memes
A serious fighting game with a cartoon aesthetic, one of the first of its kind.

The bad:

More terrible jokes about whatever 2000s Nick star has got into a scandal this week.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 14, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 14, 2021

Just saw someone call Doug Funnie/Quailman the Geno of All-Star Brawl. That's way too spot on.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 14, 2021

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Nick the first ever platform fighter with official rollback support?

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 13, 2021

I love the transformation in All-Stars Brawl hype from "haha funny spunch bop" to "cautiously optimistic" to regular old "optimistic".

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 13, 2021

All-Stars Brawl got a dual wielder in the form of Leonardo before Smash.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 13, 2021

Looking at the tenative box art it seems we'll also get:
Ren & Stimpy (duo character?)
Aang(?)
Korra
CatDog

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 13, 2021

0% ironic All-Star Brawl wishlist

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 13, 2021

This actually... doesn't look too bad? I mean, I said the same when trailers for Nick Kart Racers came out so I'll probably be proven wrong, but still. If it's cheap it could be a fun way to pass the time regardless of quality.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 13, 2021

Every masterpiece

Has its cheap copy

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 13, 2021

I just got an ad where someone sung "having coloured hair doesn't make you unprofessional" on loop.

I'm very discouraged from having coloured hair now, I've always been going for "unprofessional chique".

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 13, 2021

I like how the guy/gal/enby (assumedly the prior) who made the original "draw your favourite Nintendo character in this and nothing else" just wanted to get some free pr0nz, but almost everyone who drew it either did an eldritch abomination, a ridiculously ugly character, or a character who's already naked and has no weewee or veevee.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 12, 2021

I wonder if the term "Karen" will eventually get so ubiquitous that future generations will look back on Karen in SpongeBob the same way we think of Betty Boop's dog boyfriend being called "Bimbo" today.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 12, 2021

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