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Wario Wario Wario · Jul 10, 2021

The thing I'm the most proud of doing in the Infinite thread is successfully convincing the thread owners that the use of "Hell" in the original DK Rap would not be inappropiate because the same word was used in Smash Wii U as a direct reference to purgatory whereas the DK Rap's "Hell" is an exclamation.

Noipoi · Jul 10, 2021

Amazing avatar

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 9, 2021

If I could make one fictional species real, it wouldn't be a mythical beast or a Pokémon, no - it'd be the Care Bears.

Why? Because of the Care Bear Stare - it's weaponised pacifism, and it's ****ing awesome. They could bring world peace without as much as a punch. THESE BEARS HAVE THE CURE TO PSYCHOPATHY WHY DOES NOBODY TALK ABOUT THIS

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 9, 2021

why didn't cappy just possess ridley lmao

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 9, 2021

Since we reclaimed "based" from the racists, can we now reclaim Shadilay? That song is such a bop and I don't want to feel guilty about listening to it.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 9, 2021

Another "Mario joke character" who could've worked instead of Piranha Plant is the Blue Shell - a fighter with no arms or legs but spikes and wings could be really cool.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 9, 2021

The Halberd stage is so weird to me - it feels like there should be way more layouts but there's only 2.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 9, 2021

I love how a lot of the hype around K. Rool in Smash came from casual players who know nothing about DK beyond Mario Kart and just thought "haha funny crocodile with a gun!" - goes to show that the concept of "literally who?" or "kids won't know who this is" is completely irrelevant as long as it's a fun character.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 9, 2021

I don't really care about SSBU's DLC anymore. I just wanna see new games.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 9, 2021

Why do people want Yoshi to be listed as a Mario rep? Regardless of how much Yoshi's games have declined in quality such a change would still be a huge insult to the character and his legacy.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 8, 2021

Crash Bandicoot should've become the industry standard for 3D platformers, not Mario 64.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 8, 2021

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Mamboo07 · Jul 8, 2021

Mike the Wazowski Adventure 2

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 8, 2021

The contemt the Skylanders fandom has for Haedox is so weird.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 8, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 8, 2021

EmpLemon's rants are strange in that he usually makes good points (with the exception of pretty much anything involving memes), but every single video he goes on some absurd, asinine tangent about something trivial and barely related, usually about internet culture - the Sephiroth dislikes segment of his Nintendo video comes to mind.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 8, 2021

It's funny how, despite being the edgy counter-cultural "P.I." mascot, Conker was one of the only 90s/2000s platformers to not have any mildly offensive tribal stereotypes.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 8, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 8, 2021

Me when Nintendo finds out I downloaded the "Wilford Brimley's StarTropics" ROM hack

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 7, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 7, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 7, 2021

If there's one trilogy that DOESN'T need a remake, it's the DKC trilogy.

DKC3 wasn't very good, and that leaves the predicament of either leaving out a part of the trilogy and greatly disappointing its small fandom, or spending time and money remaking a game nobody really wants to play.
Aesthetically the trilogy holds up really well to this day and is still stunning to look at in spite of digitization. In fact I'd argue it's aged better than a lot of early Pixar stuff.
The only real flaws of the first two games (currency saving system and limited lives) can be negotiated with save states, which have been a consistent element of Nintendo's official emulators since the 3DS.
Nintendo would probably go for live instrumentation with the soundtrack, which while good in its own right would not be able to capture the charm of the original soundtracks. (Compare Tropical Freeze's Stickerbush to DKC2's. Night and day.)
The accursed "Mario Mandate" would likely result in some of the stranger fellows in the trilogy, especially 3, being tamed down or replaced.
The DKC games were filled with cheeky British humour, which could very well be lost in translation if the games were to be remade by a Japanese staff then re-translated into English
And the biggest blow of all to a potential DKC remake: instruction manuals are dead, so no more Cranky actively criticising Nintendo's business decisions in the manual.

The only upside I can really see to a DKC remake is unlocking Donkey in 2&3, Diddy in 3, Dixie in 1, and Kiddy in 1&2 - honestly I'm surprised nobody has done a mod of that... - either way, I'd love to be proven wrong.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 7, 2021

"Why are we broke?" My dad asks while refusing to trust or support any online retailer that isn't Amazon.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 7, 2021

I'm no copyright attorney but I do not think this is legal.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 7, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 7, 2021

It's funny how Shigesato Itoi is an extremely famous, important figure in Japan, but over here we just think of him as "the guy who did EarthBound".

Makes me wonder what celebrities in the Western world might be known for more obscure side ventures elsewhere. "Steven Spielberg? He's the Boom Blox guy, right?"

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 7, 2021

COPPA laws got people putting "THIS VIDEO IS FOR AGES 13+" in the descriptions of SpongeBob clips.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 7, 2021

WHY IS ED IN MINECRAFT STORY MODE

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 7, 2021

There's something I've been meaning to say for a while, now I've got to let it all out...

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 7, 2021

What if it was all just a dream?

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 6, 2021

Every now and then I get a glitch where Boxing Ring and the Pokémon Stadiums' screens shrink and stretch, and I like to think that's a result of Incineroar's match against K. Rool, Jr, and Villager.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 6, 2021

The voice acting in the American dub of Peppa Pig sounds like one of those intentionally uncomfortably sexual joke anime dubs.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 6, 2021

For a while now I've been conceptualising a Smash fangame, don't think I'll ever make it but it's fun to imagine, and I've been thinking up potential rivalries for the fighters in it - and there's one rivalry that came to mind that I can't stop thinking about, so utterly stupid yet so perfectly sensical...


Name is two animals in a row Called someone the non-married-parents word in a kids' game (by Japanese cultural standards) Fights chimeras Fights with fire and ice Worked as a waitress	Name is two animals in a row Called someone the non-married-parents word in a kids' game Is a chimera Fights with a flamethrower and ice crystals Owns a diner

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 6, 2021

Doug Walker just saved his entire reputation in barely a minute,

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 6, 2021

STOP KILLING BADGERS TO MAKE SWITCH PROS

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 6, 2021

Best console variation of all time.

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 6, 2021

Every masterpiece

Has a cheap copy

Wario Wario Wario · Jul 6, 2021

THE SIMON COWELL FANDOM IS DYING

LIKE IF YOU'RE A REAL SI CO PATH

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