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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 31, 2021

"It's gonna be the very best"
said Tajiri on one day
inspired by bug catching roots
and some game about mums!

Countless hours, blood sweat and tears
Coding far and wide
Each line of code to add on to
The super long bug list!

MISSINGNO!
Got too amibitous!

Don't blame the team
We know it's inevit'ble!

MISSINGNO!
Oh, illusion broke
And the game's already gold!

MISSINGNO!
Faulty lines of code!

A sea so blue
QA tests just let it through!

Is it just Kangaskhan's son?
MISSINGNO!
Faulty lines of code!
Got too amibtious!

One Master Ball in the game
The GDD dictates
But this L-shaped accident
Is giving 'em away!

The magazines have figured out
Ruining our dream
Nintendo Power under control
Propaganda they shall make!

MISSINGNO!
Will corrupt your save!

A blatant lie
But at least we'll still get work!

MISSINGNO!
This guy could cost our jobs
No professionalism!

MISSINGNO!
Million copies sold

Everybody knows by now
How will we fund our games now?

The drill girl and elephant
DOWN THE FLUSH!
Our lives suck right now! x 5

THEY LIKE IT!
Begging for much more!

Well kids are dumb
They'll eat anything right up

ADULTS TOO!
Maybe this is good
and we're too self-critical

MISSINGNO!
Noone cares each way

A game so good
glitches can just be ignored!

Hope our next IP's a hit

GOT BUDGET!
To make big new games!

Gotta catch 'em all!
POKEMON!

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 31, 2021

This is a CRIME:

-Stubbs the Zombie
-BFBB
-Cel Damage
-Crash Nitro Kart
-Destroy all Humans
-KOF '03
-KOF '02
-Lego Star Wars
-Lego Star Wars Original Trilogy
-Jedi Academy
-Jedi Outcast
-Ty
-Ty 2

Including remakes and multiplat games but excluding games-that-were-already-vintage-at-the-time, the Switch has more OG Xbox games than Game Boy games...

and not a single one is called Rayman M!

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 31, 2021

SPONGEBOB WILL BECOME REAL IN 5 MILLION YEARS

Single-celled plankton evolves tiny, human-like eye

The eye is so complex that researchers originally thought it had come from an animal that the plankton had eaten

www.telegraph.co.uk

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 31, 2021

Look on the bright side of this whole Mario execution thing, they're also delisting an FE game, so that means:

ANIME SWORDFIGHTERS ARE GONE!

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 31, 2021

I really don't get the "Sonic 06 had good ideas"/"Sonic 06 would've been good if given time" narriative - and keep in mind, I say the very same thing about Bubsy 3D.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 31, 2021

Banjo-Kazooie Nuts and Bolts is bad Piggies in 3D and Microsoft is responsible for publishing the game

Banjo was better off with Nintendo by pure coincidence as internal interest in collectathons at Rare was decreasing at the time of the buyout and Rare will never return to their golden age of platformers due to little devotion to the genre remaining interally but are still putting out classic games, though most of their retro Nintendo fans would likely not have a chance play said games all thanks to Microsoft

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 30, 2021

Nobody:
Fan made Pokemon remake titles:
Pokemon Crepuscule Black and Scintillated White
Pokemon Xenodochial X and Yauld Y
Pokemon Phosphorescent Sun and Caliginous Moon
Pokemon Mucronate Sword and Luciform Shield

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 30, 2021

Google: "We will do all we can to scrub dangerous propaganda from our platforms"
Also Google:

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 30, 2021

Ranked the Wario games. I was going to spell ranked with a W, but that sounds very unfortunate if you're Bri'ish,

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 30, 2021

Happy Appy is supposed to be intentionally bad but even then it's one of the better creepypastas as a whole.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 30, 2021

Ah yes, the many names for a 3D square: cube, box, station 2

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 30, 2021

Looking at SSE's OC enemies makes me really glad Smash uses existing characters. Sure, some look cool but a whole game filled with Ricky Gervais Flanimals rejects like these would never take off:

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 30, 2021

Can't believe Game Freak still haven't made Ms. Mime, Mewthree, Fastpoke, and FoundYes.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 30, 2021

more like boring blunderworld amirite

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 30, 2021

I had a weird dream where I got tiny air-breathing pet lobsters and they started cannibalising each other.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 30, 2021

T-pose on him, reboot gang

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 30, 2021

It's funny to me that the names "Dexter" and "Chuckie" have both been given to a muderous, ginger horror icon and a beloved, ginger 90s children's comedy character by pure coincidence.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2021

I like the idea of Funky Kong and Dixie Kong as a stance fighter that consists of semi-clones of Donkey and Diddy - albeit moslty because I want to see some cute victory animations with Funky being a cool big uncle-in-law to Dixie.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2021

"What logo animation should we use to represent our game studio?"
"How about a baby getting devoured by shadow demons?"
"No, we can't do tha-"
"Too late, I already painstakingly sprited the whole thing"

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2021

Crashboards, lag, AND an accidental double post. Three hit combo.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2021

Sonic CD

Sonic Unleashed

Sonic Adventure 2

Sonic Generations

Sonic Forces

Sonic 3D Blast

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2021

I hate this guy, I hate his resting poop-eating grin, I hate his toothpaste hair, I hate his marshmallow hat, I hate his weird kinda-flaired trousers, and I especially hate all the seizures he's caused.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2021

Can we please stop calling open world games "the future"? The future should be a varied ecosystem of all kinds of games for all players, not just whatever the "most advanced" game type is.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2021

I agreed with very few of the things RelaxAlax said in his oversimplified logos videos, but his worst take was that this mess is a good logo:

I genuinely thought it said "logo" and said "hey, that's clever!" right before he revealed it to be the HP logo and I felt both bamboozled and second-hand embarassed.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2021

This video is cursed.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2021

I feel like MatPat was preparing young me to be the radical leftist I am today, he used vidya gams to trick me into learning about MK Ultra and banana republics. Judging by his Lorax video though, he seems like a different type of liberal nowadays... neoliberal.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 29, 2021

My brain neurons trying to figure out the meaning of the wolf scene in Fantastic Mr. Fox

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 28, 2021

If the Flintstones were vegan that would completely change the course of the Hanna Barbera cinematic universe - they'd all be semi-Amish because none of the major tech revolutions happened in the stone age. Can you imagine Scooby-Doo without a van? I sure can't.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 28, 2021

75M is actually really fun with 8 players. Were it introduced in Wii U or SSBU it'd likely be thought of more fondly.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 28, 2021

Whatever you do do not say "Sonic 06" with the second i swapped for an e.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 28, 2021

I wanna be the very best
like no one ever was
to catch them is my real test
to train them is my cause

I will travel across the land, searching far and wide
each

Oh. The word "Pokemon" comes way earlier into the song than I expected. The joke doesn't really work like this.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 28, 2021

How long has Wikipedia said that Waluigi is in Komiks Presents: Tiny Tony?

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2021

The Google Stadia has conquered 68.99% of the gaming market! [citation needed] Nintendo, Sony, and Microsoft must work together to restore balance and quench the monopoly! With the powers of their most popular, iconic hardware [citation needed] combined into one, they are...

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2021

"GameCube Mii costume with controllers for limbs" sounded so great in my head

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2021

I don't get why DeepFakes and AI-generated music scare people so much. They're pretty unreliable and even if they were to improve drasticly machines will always be even the slightest bit unreliable. As long as we still have Snopes, everything will be fine.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2021

Who is buying all these Moorhuhn games?

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2021

You can no longer legally acquire the Marge Simpson novelty satnav voice and as a direct result, I have decided not to learn to drive.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2021

I ordered a 2DS and WarioWare Gold. I'll try to get Rhythm Heaven Megamix at some point too.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2021

I can't really relate to memes like this because UK WiFi quality is so universally bad and inconsistent that having the bar down by one is usually a good sign.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 27, 2021

Just want to draw your attention to the fact there will be an officially licensed Switch game featuring an MS Paint resize tool-crushed Super Gangsta Mario

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