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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 4, 2021

And already somebody has leaked images of Sakurai's figure drawer... anyone want to debate the legitimacy of this?

Oh come on, you knew this was going to be a meme.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 4, 2021

COUNTERATTACK IS ON THE SONG LIST CONCERT LEAK LET'S GOOOO-er, LET'S WOAAAAAAAH

Because Crash.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 4, 2021

Sakurai just confirmed Pyra is his waifu.

The only surprising part is how open he was.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 4, 2021

What emotion is this song meant to make me feel?

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 4, 2021

2 more hours until the Mii Costumes direct!

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 4, 2021

C64 Mario has a very ominous vibe

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 3, 2021

The reason so many live action/animation hybrids take place in New York is pretty obvious - it's a way to justify extreme product placement, with all the ads you'd see there.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 3, 2021

I think Rabbids in Smash (specifically Rabbid Peach) would be brilliant but I'd prefer if Rayman got in first.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 3, 2021

Conservatives: "What's with your obsession with Harry Potter? It's a work of fiction! Read another book."

Conservatives: "So true!"

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 2, 2021

I'd rather have Kaptain K. Rool as an echo than an alt. For one thing, the Kap would require a different hitbox from the Krown - but for another I want some goofy swashbuckling animations for him - getting out a sword for a taunt for example.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 2, 2021

So... Story of Seasons is the same as Harvest Moon, but is also the rival of Harvest Moon? Am I correct on this? And I thought Crazy Castle was complex.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 2, 2021

It's amazing that the Harvest Moon games continue to use that absurdly 90s logo, and haven't even updated the CGI on it.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 2, 2021

One of my Discord friends showed me these bat**** crazy animations and I'm hooked. Love all the references to retro tech like Vib-Ribbon, Hall of Tortured Souls, e.t.c. Apparently there's some kind of lore/hidden meaning? but I don't care, I just want to see the weird animation and stellar voice acting.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 2, 2021

Video: Guys, Stephen knew about and approved Kamp Kora-
Comments posted before watching: same copypasta comments

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 2, 2021

BILL DON'T THERE'LL BE NO MORE HUMANS OR ANIMALS

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 2, 2021

Preordered Crash 4, accidentally added too many funds, had enough to pay either way, got Sephiroth, life's good.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 2, 2021

Bugsnax would be an awesome Smash item - like, a healing item you have to track down and attack before you eat.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 2, 2021

Cuphead and Shovel Knight are two games that went around the same concept in complete opposite ways - "update retro games." Shovel Knight went for a modern game with retro graphics, whereas Cuphead went for a retro game with modern (in the gaming sense) graphics.

There are some modern elements to Cuphead's game design (purchasable upgrades), and retro elements to Shovel Knight's (instakill spikes) of course, but it's still an interesting contrast.

I much prefer how Cuphead went about it, but both are great ways to go about making a game.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 2, 2021

You have OFFICIALLY crossed the line, Polygon. I am legit mad about this.

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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 2, 2021

I had a dream where I found out there were two borderline identical rereleases of Kirby's Dream Land just 2 years after its first release:

Dedede's Dream Land, which replaced Kirby's sprite with Dedede's and made it much harder (and also had a McDonald's tie in), and also Glass Joe's Dream Land, which was just the exact same game with different cartridge art.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 2, 2021

Idea: Bowser's Castle and Bowser's Airship as Smash stages. You can see a bunch of airships in the background of the castle stage, and a different angle castle in the background of the airship stage.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 2, 2021

Considering these videos are mostly made by kids judging from the heavy TTS use, I seriously hope the "please don't turn me into an oversimplified logo" meme can encourage the next generation of graphic designers to make more wild, eye-catching logos.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2021

"References to abuse" is the most vague description ever. Like, what kind of abuse? A film having an antagonist is technically a reference to abuse so basically anything could be labeled as having "references to abuse".

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2021

Rayman forgiving and teaming up with the mosquito in the original Rayman is probably where my disliking for retribution/liking for rehabilitation (both real and and fictional) came from - like, no joke, that scene really resonated with young me.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2021

Honestly I've had more problems with SSBU's UI and menus than I ever had with Wii U.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2021

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2021

I just read the Family Guy Wiki's list of crossover characters.

Had they all been officially licensed Seth MacFarlane would've easily made the most ambitious crossover in history.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2021

Say what you will about the Family Guy Funny Moments spam videos, but all things considered that is the ideal way to consume Family Guy - Seth was onto something with the Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2021

Remember when design docs were released for the cancelled Conker sequel that indirectly revealed that Conker was underage drinking in BFD?

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2021

I can somehow remember the exact transcript of how I reacted to Banjo's reveal:

"Kamek? Porky? EGGMAN? DK! Lord Fredri-Rare! Banjo, the leaks were rea-A JIGGY! BANJO! BANJO-KAZOOIE! BANJO AND KAZOOIE!"

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2021

I genuinely thought the dragon in today's Google logo was a scribble over "oo", like Google was being renamed Ggle or something.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2021

Adventure and Dark Age fans playing Sonic Colours

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 28, 2021

ahh yes i love jet set radio

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 28, 2021

Mania Chemical Plant, Press Garden and Angel Island are the only Sonic zones I can think of with better Act 2 themes than Act 1s.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 28, 2021

That Coca-Cola poster is... yikes.

Well intentioned, but certainly worded wrong.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 28, 2021

This is the laziest mascot I've ever seen. It's not even a character.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 28, 2021

The high quantity of this game at CEXs is somewhat worrying.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 27, 2021

Other multiplayer/multi-character franchises' fans: "Wow, I wish we got as many cool crossovers as you! Final Fantasy, Persona, Mario, Bayonetta, Pokemon... all in one game!"

Smash fans: "Please Sakurai, stop it with the new franchises. We just want a second Sonic character."

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 27, 2021

Out of all the characters to completely divide the sequel thread... it was a tiny dog with headphones.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 27, 2021

2000s logos: LOOK AT OUR BADASS LOGO - WET AND CRASHING INTO A CLUSTER OF CRYSTALS IN A BLUE VOID, YOU READY TO GET HYDRATED, PUNK???

2010s logos: TV static noises

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