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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2021

I just read the Family Guy Wiki's list of crossover characters.

Had they all been officially licensed Seth MacFarlane would've easily made the most ambitious crossover in history.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2021

Say what you will about the Family Guy Funny Moments spam videos, but all things considered that is the ideal way to consume Family Guy - Seth was onto something with the Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2021

Remember when design docs were released for the cancelled Conker sequel that indirectly revealed that Conker was underage drinking in BFD?

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2021

I can somehow remember the exact transcript of how I reacted to Banjo's reveal:

"Kamek? Porky? EGGMAN? DK! Lord Fredri-Rare! Banjo, the leaks were rea-A JIGGY! BANJO! BANJO-KAZOOIE! BANJO AND KAZOOIE!"

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2021

I genuinely thought the dragon in today's Google logo was a scribble over "oo", like Google was being renamed Ggle or something.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 1, 2021

Adventure and Dark Age fans playing Sonic Colours

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 28, 2021

ahh yes i love jet set radio

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 28, 2021

Mania Chemical Plant, Press Garden and Angel Island are the only Sonic zones I can think of with better Act 2 themes than Act 1s.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 28, 2021

That Coca-Cola poster is... yikes.

Well intentioned, but certainly worded wrong.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 28, 2021

This is the laziest mascot I've ever seen. It's not even a character.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 28, 2021

The high quantity of this game at CEXs is somewhat worrying.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 27, 2021

Other multiplayer/multi-character franchises' fans: "Wow, I wish we got as many cool crossovers as you! Final Fantasy, Persona, Mario, Bayonetta, Pokemon... all in one game!"

Smash fans: "Please Sakurai, stop it with the new franchises. We just want a second Sonic character."

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 27, 2021

Out of all the characters to completely divide the sequel thread... it was a tiny dog with headphones.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 27, 2021

2000s logos: LOOK AT OUR BADASS LOGO - WET AND CRASHING INTO A CLUSTER OF CRYSTALS IN A BLUE VOID, YOU READY TO GET HYDRATED, PUNK???

2010s logos: TV static noises

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 27, 2021

Watching a video game music drumming stream
Me: "Hmm, what song should I submit next, once they play my first submission?"
Streamer scrolls down slightly on a Mario 64 video
Streamer: "Just making sure it isn't SiIvaGunner"
Me:

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 27, 2021

If the Gen 4 remakes end up being bad, expect quotation mark use to drastically increase within the Pokemon fandom.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 27, 2021

The Good Dinosaur has always confused me. So it's a story where dinosaurs never died and live alongside man.... AND YOU STILL HAVE IT TAKE PLACE IN THE STONE AGE??? I mean, it's historically accurate at least, but like... why not just make a regular dinosaur story if you're not gonna take full advantage of the dinosaur-human relationship?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 27, 2021

Who needs the new Mortal Kombat movie when you can just read the critic reviews for the latest flavour of the month kiddie flick?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 27, 2021

Biden: sends airstrikes to Syria as "a warning"
Biden's political opponents: Complaining about the Mr. Potato Head logo and disclaimers on reruns of The Muppet Show

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 27, 2021

From a game design perspective I'm really not sure what the point of Crash 2 and 3's Crystals is.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 27, 2021

I love vague pirated cartoon YouTube titles.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 26, 2021

Why are "Like for X, RT for Y, ignore for Z" Tweets still a thing when polls exist?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 26, 2021

Fursuit Bubsy has seen some sphynx.

If he were a dog or wolf or something that'd be a way easier pun.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 26, 2021

Mario 64 set the bar for 3D platformers so high that Crash Bandicoot could just walk under the bar and get an equally as good if not better result.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 26, 2021

The PS5's adaptive triggers really aren't very special. They're just the same thing arcade games have been doing since the 80s.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 26, 2021

Seeing Donald Trump on lists of presidents is so jarring. It's weird to think he isn't just the wacky orange man from the bad Animaniacs reboot but an actual important part of world history.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 26, 2021

Can we just mention that Hero has RNG inside his RNG? I'm not saying he should be banned but I certainly understand the argument.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 26, 2021

This Muppets poster is... mildly ominous.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 26, 2021

Karaoke machine sound quality vs. karaoke machine graphics quality

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 26, 2021

I've been seeing people complain about the "choppy" animations of Legends Arceus... but like, that's the aesthetic of samurai and ancient Asian stories.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 26, 2021

The whole thing with Pokemon trailers being 7 minute long ego strokes is getting old.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 26, 2021

RNG in (competitive) Smash isn't inherently bad IMO, the problem is that usually it's made into this match-determining 1HKO thing when really it should just be used to unexpectedly change up the game plan of both its user and their opponent

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 26, 2021

Mr. Rogers was a real life Gary Stu.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 26, 2021

It's funny that considering the long term Ctrl Alt Del had more of an impact than Penny Arcade. Neither are funny though.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 25, 2021

Stop motion Marvel

Stop motion Marvel in the style of Robot Chicken

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 25, 2021

There is nothing more pathetic than thinking a boycott against Disney would work. You'd have better luck trying to extinguish the sun.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 25, 2021

Are we all just gonna ignore that Tom and Jerry's names were blatantly plagarised?

Tom and Jerry (Van Beuren) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 25, 2021

I was a "CLG Wiki" kid. That led me to be more excited about technical difficulties coming on TV than actual shows.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 25, 2021

If Smash had a rival system Crash and Lucas would be great rivals given Lucas fights mutated animals and chimeras,

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 25, 2021

Pyra's gimmick is kinda what I would've expected from the Ghost Gang, just with 4 characters instead of 2 and 80s arcade references instead of swords.

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