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Wario Wario Wario · Sep 4, 2020

DK Jr. in MK Tour is called "Donkey Kong Jr. (SNES)", not "Donkey Kong Jr." or even "SNES Donkey Kong Jr."

The evidence for the big forgotten Mario character comeback is piling up...

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 4, 2020

Made another iceberg, this one I'm actually really proud of: the game localisation iceberg!

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 4, 2020

The Blue's Clues intro is iconic, but I never got why the first 3 seconds sound like abandoned wild west town music.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 4, 2020

Rebooting G&W with vintage ROMs is a genius idea, but really hasn't been executed well. I would've made it more of a budget release designed for families too poor to afford a Switch, a market I'm surprised Nintendo isn't tapping into given that's where bootleg products thrive.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 4, 2020

The reason why people make fun of guns and swearing in Shadow the Hedgehog where games like Crash Bandicoot can get off the hook with the same things is because Shadow took it completely straight and used mature themes solely to look cool. It's not "guns in a kids' game" that people dislike, it's "guns portrayed as cool in a kids' game".

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 4, 2020

I'll always find it hilarious how poorly Sega censored Bonanza Bros. in the 90s. The game is about robbing banks and released during a time where games were being accused of promoting crime so censorship certainly wasn't unnecessary - but the way they went around it was super strange - they changed the brothers to detectives, cool, but instead of you know, changing the loot to evidence and cops to thugs or anything like that, they just added a plot description in the manual that says that they're detectives testing a new security system... by robbing banks... and also added a cutscene to the game's attract mode that contradicts BOTH plots by saying they're vigilantes hired to stop crooked establishments...

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 4, 2020

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 4, 2020

I'm the sort of person who can go from listening to UB40 to Metallica to stock SpongeBob music within seconds by choice, with no input from any iPod shuffle.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 3, 2020

Photoshop stretched DK Jr. here looks like he could be either angry or sad, but not both at the same time.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 3, 2020

Ah yes, my favourite video game characters: Raphael, Iron Man, Heffer, Strong Bad, and Mike Tyson

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 3, 2020

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 3, 2020

Single player modes in multiplayer games: No good
Multiplayer modes in single player games: SIGN ME THE **** UP THAT'S SOME GOOD STUFF GOOD STUFF IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF RIGHT THERE (chorus: RIGHT THERE)

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 3, 2020

-Disjointed visuals and text
-"Adults bad"
-Annoying, exaggerated voice acting
-Terrible colour choices

Bubble Tape predicted Persona 5

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 3, 2020

I cannot for the life of me figure out why Rouge the Bat was designed in such a sensual way, like she's 1. in an E-rated game, and 2. a stealthy nocturnal animal, the opposite of "eye candy" - make her a ninja or soldier or something!

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 3, 2020

I don't really get why SSE portrayed Wario as a villain. Wario's certainly not the nicest guy, but he doesn't strike me as the type to try and petrify children for fun - nor does he really strike me as a of legitimate threat of any kind for that matter. I know Wolf was added late into SSBB's development but he'd fit Wario's role in the plot quite well.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 3, 2020

Does anybody else think Bowser could be the player character in Bowser's Fury? To go further, while I wouldn't consider it likely in the slightest, the combination of the word "fury" with the spiky black logo makes me think it could (but probably won't) canonise Fawful.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 3, 2020

I love the fact that Wario canonically loves farm animals as much as money.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 3, 2020

Nintendo: "Piracy is wrong no matter what context, it is not up for debate"

Also Nintendo: "Two of our next games will be available for 7 months only, get 'em while you can!"

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 3, 2020

So... that Mario presentation was a little disappointing.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 3, 2020

Thunder Lotus Apologises For Ableist Storyline In Spiritfarer, Pledges To "Correct The Mistake"

"We’ll fix it, and strive to do better from now on"

www.nintendolife.com

"Free speech is dead! Freedom of expression is dead!"

Good riddance!

Accept all kinds of people, don't question them, just love and respect.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 2, 2020

Why wasn't Suzaku Castle a competitive stage? that was a perfect opportunity.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 2, 2020

What's with all these gaming channels and starting offshoots about food?

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 2, 2020

New support thread: https://smashboards.com/threads/where-do-you-want-to-go-today-clippit-clippy-boots-up.507135/

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 2, 2020

Can you imagine a world where Nintendo and Sony went through with the Play Station collaboration, and as such characters we associate with Sony in this world have been in Smash since the first instalment? Would their series be deep in character additions, leaving people asking for Papu Papu or Moneybags?

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 2, 2020

I think the weirdest name Nintendo has ever given a game is "Yoshi's Universal Gravitation". It's a standard name for a Japanese release, but they kept that name for the European release for some reason.

This game in general is kinda weird as, apart from a few rather cool one-off characters, it's so forgettable and bland that you can remember it for that alone.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 2, 2020

OK, hear me out on this, I know it sounds like a meme but I promise you'll be on board by the end: Game and Watch Battle Royale.

The game contains all 60 Game and Watches, as well as the Nintendo-related instalments in Nelsonic's Game Watch line and a new, more culturally respectful role-reversed version of Fire Attack. You can play them as intended, trying to top your own score, or go online to play against 99 other players at the same time trying to rack up the highest score in a random selection of 5 score-based G&W games, like a mix of Tetris 99 and Fall Guys

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 2, 2020

I would pay £30, maybe even more, for a complete Game and Watch collection on Switch (with all licensed games (Mickey Mouse, Popeye, e.t.c.) and all reskins (Egg, Mario the Juggler, e.t.c.)), especially if it included the SNES-era Nelsonic Game Watches as well.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 2, 2020

These are both official screenshots.

Look, I'm not trying to kinkshame, that'd be super hypocritical of me, I'm into weirder stuff, but this is really not how you promote a video game.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 2, 2020

Imagine you're a literal goddess, respected across the land - you get invited to a prestigious fighting tournament, where you are allowed to use your powerful abilities to their fullest extent.

Then you get yeeted into submission by a pre-pubescent spider monkey in a gamer hat.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 2, 2020

One of the most powerful, beautiful anthems of victory I've heard in my life is the opening theme song to a failed Thomas the Tank Engine spin-off that was cancelled after 13 episodes

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 1, 2020

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 1, 2020

I wish modern games consoles had the same type of box art unification as the SNES

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 1, 2020

the only feasible ways to bring back the National Dex would be either a VERY long development time, or (to a lesser extent) sprites, preferably both.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 1, 2020

Mario Kart 9 should follow the CTR:NF model - frequent free updates backed by optional, non-intrusive MTX. Also, CTR brought back a lot of obscure characters (Yaya Panda, Rilla Roo, e.t.c.) and MK could really benefit from something similar, given how well it worked for them already with Birdo and Daisy in Tennis 64.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 1, 2020

I can't believe the 90s Nicktoons are dead and they're selling their corpses as food.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 1, 2020

One of my most wanted 3rd parties for Smash is PaRappa the Rapper - but a problem with him in the realm of Smash is that he's a character who openly opposes violence, as opposed to say, Isabelle, who is just a character who doesn't engage in violence. I think a good solution to make him seem more in-character would be to make him the only character who acknowledges Smash as a sport (outside of victory screen claps at least) - his eyes would never go angry, his taunts wouldn't be taunting as much as him expressing admiration at his opponent's skills, and on his victory screen he'd gives his foes words of encouragement (while still doing a victory dance of course).

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 1, 2020

I hope the popularity of Fall Guys encourages more companies to make foot racing platformers. I just want Rayman M 2.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 1, 2020

Is it just me or are items really drawn to lava on custom stages?

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 1, 2020

Crash 4 redesigns IMO:

Improvement:
Coco (this one comes rather close, she's cuter in N. Sane, but About Time is a lot more expressive)
Dingodile (absolutely the biggest upgrade, body positivity icon.)
N. Tropy (it's just the N. Sane design but more expressive)

Downgrade:
Crash (don't like the fur, or lack thereof)
Cortex (eww, round head...)
N. Gin (the biggest downgrade of them all, I usually prefer more expressive designs, but having a ride range of expressions just doesn't fit Gin.)

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 1, 2020

I find the term "politically incorrect" absolutely hilarious because, considering the separate definitions of the words "politically" and "incorrect", if you call yourself PI you're basically just saying you're objectively wrong.

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