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Janx_uwu · 2025-05-02T16:05:02-0400

If Smash has another mystery DLC pack, it should have silhouettes of the characters but they're REALLY obvious. Like the silhouette is clearly Rayman and Sakurai is like "i dunno guys we don't want to reveal it yet. We don't want to spoil. It could be anyone. Maybe it's Gooigi."

Janx_uwu · Sunday at 2:17 AM

I do not like the theory that Metal Sonic is Sonic in the future, roboticized.

HOWEVER - I do like the idea that Metal is the perfect robot and the peak of Eggman's genius, and he's not actually able to invent him yet, so he stole him from his future self to use in the present. That's totally an Eggman thing to do.

Janx_uwu · Apr 26, 2025

i need to write a creepypasta about sonic adventure

I can't tell you why, even I don't truly understand the motivations behind this

I just think the Dreamcast's proto-online-features lend themselves well to potential horror stories

Same could be said for the BS SNES stuff

Janx_uwu · Apr 25, 2025

Wasn't Sonic Generations in development before Sonic Colors? Does anyone have a link to this cause I swear I remember hearing it somewhere...

Janx_uwu · Apr 24, 2025

what if smash bros had reveal trailers for items

Janx_uwu · Apr 24, 2025

I don't know how it took me a whole year to realize that Flowey says "Howdy!" because he got it from his dad.

Janx_uwu · Apr 23, 2025

New Mario Kart should have a mode where you drive from track to track...but don't race on the tracks. It's just single player.

Also you can't go off the main road. Desert Bus sim.

Janx_uwu · Apr 23, 2025

It's a video about how radical highway's music has improved

you heard it here first folks. Any high-energy electric guitar songs are nothing. However, if you make it an EDM track, it's an instant 10/10.

Janx_uwu · Apr 22, 2025

i don't like the goofy ahh sonic generations mission music

Janx_uwu · Apr 21, 2025

Procrastinating finals. Making a Sonic bundle for Fortnite.

Janx_uwu · Apr 21, 2025

I'm too lazy to find video clips to back this up. But Sonic Mania reuses the weird mouth-portal-thing-from-Sonic-Spinball's sound effect for the Studiopolis energy tunnels.

Janx_uwu · Apr 21, 2025

I don't like it when games insult me for wanting to get the 100%

the only exception is Undertale, that's the only game that's allowed to make fun of me for that

Janx_uwu · Apr 20, 2025

If DC or Rocksteady makes a new Superman game, I really hope that it doesn't try to do the whole "oh, remember THIS? Wow, what kinda idiot did that??" when they inevitably have a flying-through-rings minigame.

Like I hope Lois Lane doesn't ask Superman to go take some photos for the Planet and then say "just think of it like flying through giant rings?" and he goes "Giant rings? That's a bit silly, don't you think?"

Sorry I'm procrastinating studying and imaginging fake scenarios to get mad at

Janx_uwu · Apr 20, 2025

Whenever I try to focus on homework or my VN, I imagine myself as the best character from the toy story movies

Janx_uwu · Apr 20, 2025

Why did RelaxAlax get rid of the old intro with all the characters?

Janx_uwu · Apr 17, 2025

Noah Centineo as Ken Masters is actually amazing. I don't know the actor but because of the casting, my sister who doesn't play games is genuinely ecstatic about the Street Fighter movie, so I'm glad we get to be excited about it together.

Janx_uwu · Apr 17, 2025

Main takeaway from that Mario Kart direct was "okay so mario kart is sonic riders now" what with the crazy platforming

Janx_uwu · Apr 17, 2025

I know Undyne or Papyrus would likely be the first choice for an assist trophy from under table, but I propose an alternative:

Perfect representation of the zaniness of the series

Janx_uwu · Apr 16, 2025

Frisk alt for Smash idea:

Janx_uwu · Apr 9, 2025

Smash Bros fans when their best friend finds a relationship and they don't (it's a side-over-protag pick)

Janx_uwu · Apr 9, 2025

I hope in 15 or 20 years, my kid will be able to post this and say "I can't believe someone made this as a joke, it's real now".

Janx_uwu · Apr 8, 2025

Minecraft movie pulling a Q*bert and Josh Gad is insane

Janx_uwu · Apr 7, 2025

EVERYONE DROP EVERYTHING. GOOFY MOVIE DOCUMENTARY ON DISNEY PLUS

Janx_uwu · Apr 6, 2025

it annoys me that Steve says "hell" in the minecraft movie when the Nether exists

Janx_uwu · Apr 6, 2025

Damn, I've been saying Hawk Tuah for a long time just as a fun vocal stim, i didn't know it was a sexual thing wtf that's gross

Janx_uwu · Apr 5, 2025

Petition to make The Simpsons' "skip intro" go to the Couch Gag instead of the opening credits

Janx_uwu · Apr 2, 2025

I don't think they're gonna let Diddy in the new DK game. It has miners in it.

Janx_uwu · Apr 2, 2025

I hope Nintendo apologizes to the Gungeon two devs for completely ****ing up their announcement in the American direct. The next Nintendo Direct should have a trailer for it too so that the marketing isn't completely nonexistent.

Janx_uwu · Apr 2, 2025

anamanaguchi should do the next classic sonic game's soundtrack

Janx_uwu · Apr 2, 2025

"who could even be the next director for Smash?"
I mean he's already got a game on Switch

Janx_uwu · Apr 2, 2025

Rewatching the Mario Kart trailer and I noticed two other mooks

Sidestepper
Mario World dolphin

Janx_uwu · Apr 2, 2025

DONKEY KONG

Janx_uwu · Apr 2, 2025

oh so THATS the new sakurai game.

Janx_uwu · Apr 2, 2025

why was the mouse looking at me like that

Janx_uwu · Apr 2, 2025

my chants begging for sonic mania 2 were interrupted by a dead man in a chair

Janx_uwu · Apr 2, 2025

NO WAY IM MISSING A FINAL FANTASY REVEAL THIS SUCKS

Janx_uwu · Apr 2, 2025

NINTENDO THE STREAM

Janx_uwu · Apr 2, 2025

ngl so far the gamecube lineup is not impressive

Janx_uwu · Apr 2, 2025

fludd mouse controls come on come on

Janx_uwu · Apr 2, 2025

I don't care i'm not playing hyrule warriors 3

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