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So I was with some friends my age in a hotel room (none of them I knew IRL all made up by my brain), two of them are siblings who are hyper fixated on looney tunes and they pick the movie, and they pick the reboot of a hannah-barbera cartoon that was based on a game about pac-man's mother. Pac-Man's mother in the game has to collect flowers around her shop and give them to the customer before they leave (like if in pac-man you had to get the pellets and then the ghosts, and do it on a time limit). The cartoon had terrible voice acting which the reboot movie referenced, but the story was surprisingly faithful at first with Pac-man's mother struggling to keep her business open to support her son, although now she works in Grand Central Station, I have no clue how. So yes it's mostly faithful...then Deadpool and Wolverine were introduced to the plot as the main characters despite the fact they have no relevance to pac-man or his mom and also don't even have like a conflict or anything to deal with?? Deadpool at one point gets annoyed for no reason so he stabs a random person in the shoulder and asks Wolverine "nobody saw that right?" and wolverine says "everyone saw that" and Storm walking with them says "everyone saw that" and Nick Fury through an earpiece says "everyone saw that". Then Deadpool got angry and threw a copper dagger he apparently has, super far and it lands in a copper statue of Captain America's shield, which apparently is from Fortnite according to other people I was in the theater with (yes I know it was a hotel room with a limited amount of friends earlier, not sure why it changed). Then they reference a few of my other non-pop-culture dreams which is very MCU of them to do, then Deadpool walks outside of the grand central station and says something relatively normal, to which a caricature of a leftist yells uncontrollably at. I left the theater at intermission and was confronted by a man who seemingly was gaining feedback on the movie for Marvel, and I told him I was sad that Deadpool already used two of his iconic daggers and he has only one left for the rest of the film.

Basically we took a trip to it when I was in the seventh grade, towards the end of the year. I was a journalist, and I wasn't very good at it. Probably because the school had the brilliant idea of making our kid's business town field trip on the same damn day as the school play, which the whole school had to watch at 1 PM. It was Alice in Wonderland and I was the White Rabbit who has a whole song and about forty-five lines (huge for me back then) so it was hard to focus writing fake stories about a fake town. I tried writing an introductory guide to the town for new citizens, but my editor thought that was a stupid idea, so I had a really bland interview with the local Domino's manager and wrote about that. Was taught a valuable lesson about standing up for my ideas.

Anyways, the highlight of the day came when my grandma told me to go tell my friend's grandma something important about ride coordination, for when me and said friend would have to leave early to go be in the school play. We were leaving really soon so I had to speedwalk, and a "cop" who looked like he was in the fourth grade yelled at me "No Running!", and approached me, and when I turned around he was going way faster than me, and fell and broke his nose on the fake grass which you weren't allowed to step on. I helped him pick up his notepad and he promptly used it to give me a ticket and confiscated five of my fake dollars. This experience opened my eyes to how, if this was on a real-life scale with actual stakes, it would be incredibly frustrating and perhaps even dangerous.

Last thing about my business town experience - it turns out the journalists were not allowed to have a free copy of the newspaper they had helped to write, which struck me as very odd? Like we're paying for it with fake money anyway? I just assumed I would get one for free and so I spent the rest of my fake money on snack size MnM's. On my way out the door I fished a newspaper out of the trash that someone had been done with.

BTW that night, an older girl put stage makeup on me, and when I looked in the mirror I genuinely thought I was a woman for a minute, and not in a joke way or anything. Which definitely didn't have a major affect on me or anything!

Weird day. I wanted to punch that cop kid so much.