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Wario Wario Wario · Feb 10, 2025

ranking famous bitey animals in terms of how well they work mad-libbed into the "leopards eating faces party". Ranked mostly by abstract uncalculable flow and vibes.

S+: Leopards, Jaguars, Piranhas
S: Lions, Hyenas, Panthers
A: Alligators, Polar Bears
B: Hippos, Crocodiles, Bears (non-polar)
C: Sharks, Tigers, Ticks
F: Wolves, Camels, Bobcats, Cheetahs
F+: Dinosaurs, Whales, Cougars

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 10, 2025

just had a shocking realisation

which is which is up to you

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 10, 2025

I think a lot of people put way too much stock in the "quality" of a game/movie/TV show so on when talking about... literally anything about the work other than its quality.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 10, 2025

What if we could go back?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 10, 2025

nasb1 haters (pre-hugh patch (and also post-hugh patch for some inexplicable reason)) be like

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 10, 2025

i commissioned someone on checkpoint to make a sonic mod where sonic is replaced with a photorealistic gorilla. cannot wait.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 10, 2025

icarly season 4 episode 22

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 10, 2025

I was reading up on what characters are in Disney Magic Kingdoms and saw a mention of "tapper events" (because it's a touch-screen game) and for a brief, horrifying second thought they put in Root Beer Tapper because he was in Wreck-It Ralph

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 9, 2025

wtf slap city used to have an attract mode? why did they remove it?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 9, 2025

I like that Garfield and TMNT are in the NASBs, IMO there isn't really much difference between "acquired IP" and "homegrown IP" since ultimately they were made by artists who can leave or go at any time - but... Ice Age in Disney Magic Kingdoms feels like an actual sin against nature

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 9, 2025

Kanye has gone mask-off so many times I'm not sure if he even has a skull anymore. He's in SpongeBob's Halloween costume.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 9, 2025

Idea for an unlockable system in a multiplayer game:

Every few matches (number would likely have to depend on the unlockable-to-starter content ratio) a dialog box pops up and lets you select one of 3 unlock options, and the winner gets to pick. RNG picks if a CPU wins.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 9, 2025

once live tv is officially dead and burried, the weird indie programming using up old sattelites is gonna be peak.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 9, 2025

"Grrr, why are Smash fans so negative and toxic???"
OK, I'm gonna ruminate on what the cause could be and figure out a solution.
"Not like that!!!"

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 8, 2025

the thumbnail that is almost entirely "rihanna is smurfette" comes extremely close, but nothing will top making it look like the krypto the superdog movie is called DWAYNE JOHNSON

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 8, 2025

anti-woke family guy
dude (non-inclusive) this car shoots ass and i can watch maga-nascar while i'm rolling coal

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 8, 2025

Him: Meet me at McDonald's?
Barber: Say no more, fam. pic.twitter.com/Up7lkDqwPq
— McDonald's UK (@McDonaldsUK) February 22, 2018

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 8, 2025

It's kinda funny how merchandising, adaptations, and general popular culture treat animated sitcoms completely different from regular sitcoms. It's completely understandable why, don't get me wrong, but it's also just kinda funny that Fred Flintstone was considered a shoo-in for MVS, but people only really brought up Seinfeld or Friends as a joke. Imagine if all of the stuff they slap Homer Simpson's head onto was Al Bundy instead.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 8, 2025

wtf why is sonic the fighters in the new mario party

Look-alike

Look-alikes are grayscale clones of characters in Super Mario Party Jamboree. Being a variation of the ten Jamboree Buddies, they are exclusive to online matchmaking alongside the Party-Planner Trek mode and appear as stand-in characters created by...

www.mariowiki.com

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 7, 2025

One of the coolest and most subtle instances I've seen of kids' media promoting anti-authority mentality was an old Dandy comic I had as a kid where they hid a joke in a contest's terms and conditions small print and said "see, always read the small print!". At the time I read it as just a dumb gag - which it is - but now I'm older I really appreciate that kind of message to know what you're getting into and pay attention to tiny, hidden things.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 7, 2025

the "velma unmasks old man jenkins" mechanic in mvs is really cute in the moment but think about it too long and you realise that mvs is just an old man jenkins fighting game.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 7, 2025

watching this feels like i'm watching a lost episode creepypasta happen in real life in real time

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Wario Wario Wario · Feb 7, 2025

watching a kids' british tv out of context compilation and i have been reminded of this suppressed memory

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 7, 2025

saving this for future use

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 6, 2025

according to the fire embem wiki, the "nosferatu" move was actually named after nosferatu, as in the movie.

imagine if in a hundred years a highly litigious corporation released a game where a character had a move called "7 GRAND DAD" or "TOOLY I AM KING" and then that move got in their ip crossover marketing vehicle.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 6, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 6, 2025

I had a dream where Slap City and NASB2 fused into one game, and added something called "Bonzi Buddy mode", a variant of classic mode where Bonzi Buddy would just randomly pop up on screen and you had to kill him - if you won Bonzi Buddy mode, you'd be given a choice between 9999999999999999999 in-game currency or unlocking a new "arena". I chose the latter with trepidation, not knowing if an "arena" actually meant a stage, and it unlocked the random stage button.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 5, 2025

Lost Media Busters (@lostmediabusters.bsky.social)

February 7th. 12AM EST. Only on YouTube.

bsky.app

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 5, 2025

Windows keeps popping up with a dialog that says "We need more space to install updates"

It's telling me its weak spot, I have finally beaten the boss battle.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 4, 2025

Thy Angry Blood Sport Bard: "Whence thou attempts to strike thy beast, it henceforth rips thy limb of man, what wast thou thinking?"
Medieval spectators:

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 4, 2025

999999999 page debate on whether the dog man movie redesigning the butler was an intentional attempt to make the mother 3 meme strike twice

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 4, 2025

MultiVersus giving the training room an actual theme instead of being graph paper is mega-cringe.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 4, 2025

if social media existed in the 20s, would there be Stokertubers talking about how Nosferatu had it coming?

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 4, 2025

"aww man i really want to play mysims but i can't figure out how to install dolphin or bypass drm"
mercy from overwatch:

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 4, 2025

noobs imply the existence of oldbs

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 4, 2025

If I made a creature-collector game, all the creatures' names would be lowercase. Grammar doesn't care about your trademark protection

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 3, 2025

smash trailers if they were good

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 2, 2025

hippo criticals be like:
hate how sharp hippos' teeth are
i love sharks

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 2, 2025

fortnite simpsons idea: gun that is a maggie you can cradle who has her own tiny gun.

Wario Wario Wario · Feb 2, 2025

they should've put cartoon beetlejuice in multiversus and given each opponent a beetlejuicillion specialised puns.

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