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Wario Wario Wario · Jan 24, 2025

i think my favourite frequent sight on the tenor front page is ai snoopy on a motorbike, where the ai knew enough about snoopy to put some tiny creature on the bike, but didn't know enough about snoopy to know who woodstock is so they just cloned snoopy.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 24, 2025

thinking about how multimedia game adaptations will effect smash, and uhh... oh my god this is what the bowser's castle stage is gonna look like isn't it

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 23, 2025

why do they call it "sister in law" if wife sister being sister against the law sister not being wife legal law?

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 23, 2025

I think I posted about this before because i've known about this item fror ages, but the lore implications of the Avatar State just being an item anyone can use in Nick Kart are harrowing, and I deeply hope Smash can replicate that unhinged energy with items in the future.

Let everyone use a keyblade.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 22, 2025

i got nick kart 3 for ****s and giggles because it was dirt cheap and uhh, this is actually a pretty good game. not a hidden gem or unexpected masterpiece or anything, it's certainly not a new nasb, but it handles well and the mechanics were clearly well thought out. a good alternateive when it just ain't CTRin' time after speedstorm went to the dogs.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 22, 2025

sorry about this whole obsession with other people's obsessions with things vaguely hinted by cartoon gorilla eye shapes, but

Mario/DK continuity doesn't matter, because one of the most beautiful moments in a Nintendo game ever, the ending of Yoshi's Island, is a blatant and unapologetic retcon - and then another almost as beautiful moment that today's kids will surely see the same way that I saw YI, the broken TV scene in the CGI Mario movie, is part of an equally as brazen retcon of that retcon. What works for the single work is most important, not whether you can piece them together.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 22, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 21, 2025

From playing NASB2, I'm starting to understand why Smash has never brought back character-specific Break the Targets. Tons of these pop the balloon stages are completely tedious because of projectile trajectory and move property changes in patches.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 21, 2025

The Grinch needs surgery for his knee because extra guac is leaking out of it.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 20, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 20, 2025

every time i go on twstalker there's always one extremely troubling trending topic. this time it's "male and female"

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 20, 2025

smash idea: duplicate rob's character select slot with no differences and call it "rob: mattel version"

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 20, 2025

So... when I say Smash should have better Xbox representation, that's unreasonable because "Nintendo shouldn't care about their competitors", but when Nintendo redesigns a character created in-house at Nintendo in a manner that removes small elements of creative input from an Xbox subsidary, that's "disgracing a legacy".

Hmmm....

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 20, 2025

I had a dream where someone vandalised the Wikipedia article for NASB1 to say they added Goku, Vegeta, Norbot, Doctor Snuggles, and the eating crisps gif meme guy - and it magically became true.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 20, 2025

where's clippy in fortnite

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 19, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 19, 2025

If Smash started on the NES or SNES, I can gaurantee that the leadup to Smash 64 would treat Pikachu as the Jonesy/Steve figure.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 19, 2025

Why the **** doesn't Klarna let you choose how many instalments? I'd rather have 6 £20 installments, but it's really adamant on this 3 £50 thing (NOTE: I DID NOT CALCULATE ANYTHING FOR THIS)

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 18, 2025

****ing around with suno ai and got it to make a linkin park song with lyrics from a forklift manual and for some reason it turned into dragonforce half way through.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 18, 2025

Reject modernity

Embrace tradition

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 17, 2025

idea: a two-flickies moveset but instead of being based on references to the source material, it is based on extremely obscure trivia.

for his neutral special, garfield traps you in a gmail envelope; for his side special he turns into a phone and summons an oceanic wave from france; and for his super move, don't look in jon's basement.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 17, 2025

When I watched the Switch 2 trailer, I thought the "mouse" was supposed to be ice skates, and thought that Nintendo were just suddenly on an ice skating kick and thought ice skates were the future. Which is like... not on-character as much as flanderised, but also makes more sense than quite a few prior Nintendo gimmicks (probably just because it's basically just attributing a different origin to the same gimmick lmao)

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 17, 2025

i now prefer nukong.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 17, 2025

Just saw someone say the new DK is "too Hollywood" and "not Japanese enough" even though the "new" DK design is based on his Japanese games while the "old" DK design is based on British games.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 17, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 17, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 16, 2025

oh no i'm going back down the kingdom hearts unused content rabbit hole

THEY WANTED TO ADD THE UNCLE WALTER ELIAS DISNEY AS AN NPC?????????????

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 16, 2025

when's the switch 3 release date

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 16, 2025

why are gorilla facelifts so common in kart racers

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 16, 2025

bad news: 2026 donkey kong calendar design is growing on me.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 16, 2025

i like smash crusade but why the hell did they bring back the racist mr game and watch feather.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 16, 2025

the whole "Radiator Springs in Mario Kart" thing got me thinking about how Nintendo has been influenced by Disney, and how that is a possible inspiration given that the gap in prestiege between Cars and other Pixar films basically only exists on the internet, and that led me to think about how Cars is a way more likely KH world than people think for that reason.... uhhhh, and then that lead me to a rabbit hole revealing that Cars was cut from KH3. Kachow.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 16, 2025

It's funny that the biggest legacy of Nintendo Kart going forwards will likely be the "new twist"

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 16, 2025

I don't mean to alarm you - but...

We way or may not have won.

Possibly some characters I could vaguely make out in the Switch 2 Mario Kart teaser? pic.twitter.com/qfhMriDOqJ
— Ultima (@UltimaShadowX) January 16, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 16, 2025

"The original development staff" instead of an actual company credit might be a new low for this sort of thing

Retro Staff Credits Removed From Donkey Kong Country Returns HD, Forever Entertainment Confirmed As Devs

Monkey Business

www.nintendolife.com

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 15, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 15, 2025

I've made it very clear that I'm not a fan of Sakurai's overall game design and aesthetic style, but one cool thing he has historically done and is present in most of his games is being one of the first devs to really embrace "so retro" - so much so that he did "so retro" before it was even retro.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 15, 2025

Every Smash stage ranked by whether it'd work as Nintendo's first representation in Sony/Microsoft Smash.

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 15, 2025

Wario Wario Wario · Jan 15, 2025

No items, stock, 1v1, but ANY stage is the best way to play platform fighters

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