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Wario Wario Wario · Mar 14, 2024

The Nintendo Monopoly variant is 1. very clearly meant to mess with Google results about the 1980s, 2. based around the very bizarre conciet of buying Nintendo characters (I really hope that means their sports contracts), 3. places Wario and Waluigi as having the lowest price, which is complete slander, and 4. stretched so hard to give Metroid equal representation to the other franchises that they made Samus' morph ball form a seperate character.

The weird number formatting is a holdover from an earlier version that only mentioned those first 2 points.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 14, 2024

I rarely if ever make Smash suggestions as jokes, everything I vouch for, even if it's a fundamentally comedic idea like the Sega logo or something, there's always some underlying logic or cool factor... that being said, if I was put in charge of a Real Actual Smash game, I would pull a "grimdark Epic Mickey" and just make a fake roster filled with the most stupid Nintendo references that would never ever work no matter how creative you are just to test what Nintendo allows - Who's ready to fight as "Zelda key piece from Nintendo Cereal System" or "Torn out page from Nintendo Power promoting an aborted contest to appear in the cancelled Mask 2"?

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 14, 2024

I can't help but think that if you removed just one of the Nintendo 64's staple first party or Rare games from its lineup, it would instantly collapse like a Jenga tower into the 3DO/Jaguar zone in public perception. In terms of quantity, the canonical "good games" just barely make up a full library. It's weird too, because I can't say that about GameCube, which had a very similar historical context to N64 - I can imagine a world where the GameCube is beloved without a major game like Monkey Ball 2 or Smash Melee, I cannot imagine a world where the N64 is well-remembered without something like Pokemon Puzzle League or Mario Golf just barely contributing to keeping the tower stable.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 14, 2024

unchargable strong attacks my beloved.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 13, 2024

I Need A Noise sounds really melancholy, like a "the bad guy won, but at least the worse guy didn't" vibe. I dig it, especially fits with the Noise not saving the bosses.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 13, 2024

It baffles that people used to have such a hard time grasping that the Nostalgia Critic is satire. I don't mean the Nostalgia Critic's meta-critics, I mean other critics who were inspired by the Nostalgia Critic. Old Mr. Enter is probably the most well known example - like, they get angry, play clips from other movies as reactions, and format their reviews as "clip - commentary - clip - commentary" in chronological order like NC, but compared to NC they never do silly slapstick acting and always try to be genuinely analytical with their own opinions instead of a funny forum nitpicker who compares everything he sees to the intimate body areas and fluids of popular characters.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 13, 2024

I believe this is the first time this thread has ever announced a character in its title, and it is 100% warranted

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 13, 2024

"Why doesn't Smash have a unique puzzle game character yet?"
The Little Mac in the room:

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 12, 2024

buzz lightyear of star command mentioned in the new sakurai video

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 12, 2024

im going to pretend the yakko balloon in the multiversus new season art is a reference to the mickey mouse watertower incident. it is absolutely not.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 12, 2024

I think my biggest regret with DriDim was not having it set as a "Double Dash" type game from the beginning. Would make our iconic team racers and crossover seasons a bit difficult if not non-existant, but seeing Harley and Taz drive together in that MVS McDonald's advert makes me severely regret not taking the opportunity to have Squidward and Chun-Li share the wheel on Optimus Prime

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 12, 2024

The idea of a "YouTube fighting game" is funny to me - it's typically brought up by people who like kid-skewing YouTubers like Markiplier or MatPat who have larger-than-life stage personalities that probably translate well into movesets, but if you look at it from my YouTube viewing habits - which tends to skew towards analysis-comedy video essays, with bit of straightforward comedy/memes and serious breadtube stuff thrown in - it is completely incompatible. The idea of Kevin Perjurer having a Michael Eisner jumpscare super move or debating the legality of the Ashens couch stage is hilarious.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 12, 2024

where is jake paul keeping lil donny red

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 12, 2024

To all the MVS fans likely having to deal with people assuming (or stubbornly affirming) that Dexter and the PPG are 100% confirmed for the relaunch update because their shows' stages were shown off: I emphasise. I emphasise.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 11, 2024

It's really weird how people talk about reasons given for not exercising or dieting, valid or otherwise, as "excuses" - like, excuses for what? What obligation do they owe you? It's not like odor or something where it could prove intrusive towards others, it's their body, you don't gain or lose anything from how they handle it.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 11, 2024

Apparently NASB1 is a meme in Japan now? Let's gooooooooooooooooo

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 11, 2024

You know something PSASBR had that modern platfighters should implement?

First-to-score mode. You get that statisfying/dreadful "last hit" to close a match, but keep the player-inclusiveness of time mode.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 11, 2024

when is rate their chances mvs coming back.

i loved giving points to the supidest, most loosely connected **** i could find. i love the number 0!

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 11, 2024

I haven't played MVS, and don't think it looks very good, but honestly if there's any platform fighter that should have a League of Legends-sized roster, it should be this one - primarily casual appeal, big emphasis on character interactions, really vague criteria for character inclusion that covers multiple fandoms - quantity is the way to go here.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 11, 2024

Just saying, MVS devs, you have the perfect Yoshi's Story equivalent right here

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 10, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 10, 2024

so did people just kinda forget that the fnaf guy donated to trump

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 10, 2024

dunno why youtube thought i should watch a playthrough of the master system game "dragon wang" but i'm glad it did.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 10, 2024

Every review I've seen of NASB2 is just

Make fun of NASB1
Explain slime admittedly well
Describe genre-norm mechanics that predate Ultimate and were in the first NASB as "stunning new twists on the formula"
Some sort of whine about cut characters and/or playercounts
Like and subscribe

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 9, 2024

When you think about it, this iconic image has very chilling existential implications. Imagine if your Truman Show epiphany was kicked off by being visited by a past version of yourself, somehow aware while present-day you isn't, attempting to tearily-eyed enact violent retribution for not being entertaining enough to watch.

I'm not sure how ironic I'm being here. More than half on either the ironic or sincere scale, but certainly not 100%, and I have no clue which is dominant

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 9, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 9, 2024

streaming services and digital video platforms when they see the release and/or production order of a tv show (they even do this if it's serialised)

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 8, 2024

If people are having trouble with which Mickey shorts colours they can use today, god help artists in 2082 trying to figure out which Bart shirts they can use.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 8, 2024

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 7, 2024

NASB2 lets you have 5 second long battles. It's surprisingly fun and suspenseful, if the game had better loading times I'd play it as a mode frequently.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 7, 2024

I'm in the mood for more Smash dunkposting.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 7, 2024

I feel like Giga Bowser in Melee was the only time edgy Smash single-player worked, because he was the one who felt out of place, instead of the characters you're playing as feeling out of place.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 7, 2024

I am partially responsible for this ewaste and did not recieve a single penny.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 7, 2024

playable sega logo in smash with moves based on all the funny logo variants would be good

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 6, 2024

chucky got in roblox before mortal kombat

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 6, 2024

nasb1 platform dropping should've become the genre norm nasb1 platform dropping should've become the genre norm nasb1 platform dropping should've become the genre norm nasb1 platform dropping should've become the genre norm nasb1 platform dropping should've become the genre norm nasb1 platform dropping should've become the genre norm nasb1 platform dropping should've become the genre norm nasb1 platform dropping should've become the genre norm nasb1 platform dropping should've become the genre norm nasb1 platform dropping should've become the genre norm nasb1 platform dropping should've become the genre norm nasb1 platform dropping should've become the genre norm nasb1 platform dropping should've become the genre norm nasb1 platform dropping should've become the genre norm nasb1 platform dropping should've become the genre norm nasb1 platform dropping should've become the genre norm

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 6, 2024

this is gonna sound like sacrelige but a kaiju donkey kong game would go hard.

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 6, 2024

hey guys
— daffy duck (@donoldduck) September 4, 2009

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 5, 2024

I find it weird how a lot of platformer fandoms - specifically Rayman and Mega Man, to name two - actively want their favourite characters to be corporate mascots in the same way Mario and Sonic are. Even putting aside the very topical and complex discussion of corporate IP ownership and who is owed what for a creative production, would you as a fan want your favourite character to be associated with some of these companies' practices and reputations? And would you as a fan want your favourite character's games to be designed with such a reputation in mind?

Wario Wario Wario · Mar 5, 2024

The counterpoint to "a bigger public domain would just mean less original ideas and more Star Wars/Marvel/e.t.c." is that said franchises even exist at all and not just a constant string of movies where Dracula fights Humpty Dumpty. Public domain characters have historically been bit part players to new characters - if all of Marvel and DC's heavy hitters became free to use, we'd have a fad, but then it'd mostly be "Scoblob n' Pals Season 2 Episode 6: Scoblob Meets Batman!"

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