Champion of Hyrule

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 26, 2024

I honestly feel like the toxic gossip train and james somerton will be the two things from recent memory that will be most remembered in the internet conscious going forward (that were birthed purely from the internet). I could be forgetting something though. Is it funny or sad that they’re both things involving terrible responses to controversies?

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 26, 2024

If David Bowie was alive longer they should have made a live action jjba show and cast him as either dio or rohan kishibe

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 26, 2024

Nintendo has set people’s bars so low they actually think Sega is a good company now

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 25, 2024

Internet Historian has a second account where he just summarized the plots of video games and he had one where he literally just spends 20 minutes making fun of Gone Home, it’s probably the unfunniest **** ever

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 25, 2024

As a Yakuza fan I respect the influence of SpikeOut but I played it and I kinda find it a meh game

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 24, 2024

I have no overly strong opinions on ATLA but from my cursory knowledge on the series having seen it when I was a kid and remembering very little, the changes the live action makes that Ive heard about just make me mad. I suppose I really did have strong opinions on it.

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 24, 2024

I can't watch the new Thorgi video on smash bros because this website has given me too many strong opinions on smash that I feel a visceral disgust whenever someone says peach should be based on the new peach game or something dumb like that

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 24, 2024

I saw a review of Lost Odyssey and found out that the “bisexual brother in Christ from Atlanta” Heihachi is actually from that game. I assumed he was a SoulCalibur custom character for some reason

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 24, 2024

Republicans will say the southern border is their biggest issue and they live in like iowa or something

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 23, 2024

I don’t understand this trilogy at all

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 23, 2024

Dark Souls was originally called Dark Race and obviously that’s a really unfortunate title but also I feel like it was intentional since in the lore, the person who bound humans to the darkness was called the “furtive pygmy”

granted I hope it wasn’t intentional because that’s even more unfortunate but it might have been I suppose

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 23, 2024

Got a 2 hour video called “the nostalgic Nickelodeon to health crisis pipeline” with 900 views in my reccomended and when I skipped to a random part of the video he was talking about sugar content in breakfast cereal

this is gonna be a weird watch

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 23, 2024

I like looking at two sentence horror stories that are supposedly “actually good” because they aren’t, they just never are

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 23, 2024

why do mcdonalds bags have jojo on them now

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 23, 2024

I went to the arcade yesterday with two of my little cousins and I thought a song playing from one of the machines sounded familiar. Then I realized it was the Final Fantasy Chocobo theme. I didn’t see any Final Fantasy or Square Enix branding on it so I thought “huh, weird” and decided to look it up later. Turns out the machine just plagiarizes the song and I find that hilarious

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 22, 2024

Started playing rhythm heaven for GBA with an English patch and I’m genuinely astonished by the fact that they never did anything about the third level which relies on you listening to instructions that are in Japanese

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 22, 2024

Madame web is set in 2003 so it can do ****ty sequel/cinematic universe set up but also the main character is a paramedic in NYC so it just made me wonder if she was at 9/11 the entire time

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 22, 2024

Gotta love how the two Halo guest characters in fighting games are fake versions of Halo characters

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 22, 2024

wait one of those partner showcase games was a former xbox exclusive lol

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 21, 2024

Of the games in the partner showcase I think Another Crab’s Treasure is slept on. The idea of making a soulslike that’s cartoony and aimed at a younger demographic is super interesting to me.

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 21, 2024

Funny how SMT V Vengeance (SMT Vengeance?) was in the partner showcase when a big part of why its notable is because it’s not on Nintendo

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 21, 2024

I think it’s hilarious that one of the most popular bands from Canada whose basically a household name there and seen as one of the biggest symbols of Canadian music is called barenaked ladies

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 21, 2024

Whys the Wikipedia article for tier list gotta have the most controversial tier list ever thought up?

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 21, 2024

I find it funny that dead or alive 5 is free on steam but makes you buy every character, but also the console versions are so cheap you can probably buy the entire game that way for cheaper than one character

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 21, 2024

The Rare thing from the partner showcase would be way more of a surprise if they weren’t already adding Rare games to the service semi-regularly now. I thought they would at least have perfect dark or something, that could have been a big surprise but nope it was just the usual dripfeed slightly faster

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 21, 2024

Madame Web contains a part where a character doesn’t understand a thing someone says and makes them repeat it. It wasn’t a plot relevant thing it just had no reason to be in there. I think that’s a good representation of the movie to be honest.

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 20, 2024

I guess I own a PSP now

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 20, 2024

I like how the three most famous actors for playing Mario in movie or TV adaptations in the west are all seen as either controversial, sleazy or really divisive in some way.

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 19, 2024

Making a list of playstation classic line ups for each playstation consoles and I just realized the PSP one has to have some movies included because of the UMD video thing. Guess I will add the Spider-Man trilogy and FF7 advent children lmao

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 19, 2024

I know they have the in-universe explanation of it being a rubber mask but my head canon for why the judge from Who Framed Roger Rabbit’s face was so realistic is because he’s a toon from the future when they invented CGI. That also technically makes it the best CGI in a Robert Zemeckis movie.

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 19, 2024

I might be seeing madame web in theatres tomorrow lmao

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 19, 2024

numbers are like rick and morty universes because you can make up any (that hasn't been taken before) and since they're infinite it's canon

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 19, 2024

Maybe this is just a me thing but I feel like in discussions of how sony would be repped in smash or of a playstation all stars 2, Gravity Rush’s importance is way overblown.

I feel like some people who aren’t that familiar with Sony think it’s more important than it actually is since it’s a cult classic and even put it on the same level as like twisted metal or something and sorry bud but that’s just wishful thinking. Again this is a really specific thing and I’m not mad at anyone for thinking a cult classic game did better than it actually did, I just find it odd how some people seem to think it’s a really successful game for Sony.

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 19, 2024

gonna be honest not a big fan of the fact that my banking app just had me take a quiz to find out how much money I spent on dining this month… and the correct option was the highest of the 4 they gave me

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 18, 2024

Wayne Gretzky being traded to the LA Kings was the Canadian version of 9/11

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 18, 2024

I like how if you don’t count PC then Palworld has a good chance of probably being Xbox’s biggest exclusive at this exact moment

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 17, 2024

Identity V may have dead by daylight beat in terms of amount, scale, and weirdness of crossovers but at least with dead by daylight you can actually buy the skins and they don't disappear from the shop after 2 minutes lmao get rekt mobile game players

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 16, 2024

Streets of Rage 2 is my favorite Genesis game by far and probably one of my favorite Sega games but I’ve also never actually fully beaten it

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 16, 2024

I can’t say I expected arzette to have a dramatic death scene played 100% seriously

Champion of Hyrule · Feb 15, 2024

how does this word mean it’s own opposite. Not in a metaphorical or exaggerated sense it literally just means a thing and (lesser) the opposite thing

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