Online reviewer: exaggerated pant I can't do it... I just can't do it. exaggerated pant So many other reviewers have fallen to it, and none have been able to defeat it.
Online reviewer in a hat or something that is a different character: You have to. The whole world is at stake!
Online reviewer: I know... I must review... [insert the most generic-ass "bad" piece of media ever that has already been reviewed-to-death]
lightning strikes, briefly illuminating the main character of the thing being reviewed as a soundbite from it plays.
Online reviewer in a hat or something that is a different character: You have to. The whole world is at stake!
Online reviewer: I know... I must review... [insert the most generic-ass "bad" piece of media ever that has already been reviewed-to-death]
lightning strikes, briefly illuminating the main character of the thing being reviewed as a soundbite from it plays.