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Wario Wario Wario · Sep 5, 2023

I stand corrected about my claim of the VGFacts "Popular Games" list entirely being well-known big name titles.

Unless Tornado Outbreak, Zelda's Adventure, Sonic 4 Episode 2, NASB, and Lord of the Rings: Return of the King on PS2 have secret cultural impacts that are being hidden by the Americentric gaming community.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 5, 2023

Chicken Run 2 looks really good, as to be expected from anything Aardman-made. I really like the new Mrs. Tweedy outfit

That being said, the new Ginger voice is REALLY off. Makes me dislike the recast even more than when I first heard about it. That being said, the new Rocky is seamless, and infinitely more justified BTS.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 4, 2023

rare us box art w

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 4, 2023

I've been contributing a lot to VGFacts over the past 3 or so days, and the front page has a "latest games added..." section - which is funny because 1. it's right below the "trending games" section, and 2. most noteworthy games have already been added - so there'll be one row with Smash Ultimate, Pokemon Red, Metal Gear Solid, and A Link to the Past, and then the row immediately below has Mario's Cement Factory, Garten of Banban, Bug Too, and Sonic Pinball Party.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 3, 2023

Bigley is too Rid.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 3, 2023

In hindsight, I kinda wish I allowed characters like Duffy, Figment, and Orange Bird in the Mickey & Friends DriDim character subs. None of them would've been voted in, especially with the limited character count and Donaldless starting roster, but still.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 2, 2023

If Pac-Man is to have a voice, he should either sound like a chipmunk or a smoker. Anything inbetween will not do.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 2, 2023

NASB speculation is funny because all the never-evers are like, top-10-most-iconic-worthy characters, while all the "more-when-than-if" characters are side characters from shows that only lasted one season and never received any merchandise.

I would not have it any other way

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 1, 2023

I don't think Mr. Beast is a bad guy or actively trying to commit performative activism, he's done some legitimately great things, but I still get kinda weird vibes from him. Not the curing blindness or anything, he's right to do that and - while I wouldn't personally make it public - it's not wrong for him to monetize it, let alone make it public at all. What does put me off is stuff like naming an Antarctic mountain after Shopify or giving people cars with wraps based on his chocolate brand unannounced.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 1, 2023

While I'd prefer future Pokemon reps to just be random Pokemon with no actual significance or popularity, I will say that the lack of legendary Pokemon in Smash is baffling.

Wario Wario Wario · Sep 1, 2023

RIP CITV

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 31, 2023

Where the hell did all these retro-style old-cartoon licensed games come from? Not complaining whatsoever though.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 31, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 31, 2023

I find it funny that the US release of Maui Mallard tried to hide any evidence of it being a Donald Duck game despite clearly being a Donald Duck game.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 31, 2023

they doxxed him

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 31, 2023

I started watching a "worst stages in Smash history" video and they said the platforms Peach's Castle 64 are "randomly placed"... even though that stage is probably the single stage in Smash history most intricately designed around the knockback mechanics.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 31, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 31, 2023

no live player shadows smh. dead game.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 31, 2023

MARIO DIES

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 31, 2023

Mario 2 crouch jump

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 31, 2023

new smash alt just dropped

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 31, 2023

yoshi closed mouth is gross

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 31, 2023

he said the incredible word

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 31, 2023

NABBIT

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 31, 2023

he turns himself into a castle

funniest **** i've ever seen

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 31, 2023

the cutting room floor is my favourite website

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 31, 2023

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 30, 2023

why does youtube make upcoming premieres so hard to find, what is the financial benefit to this.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 30, 2023

I like how the plot of Phantom Show, at least from the cutscenes I watched, seems to be a gentle response to the whole "Rabbids killed Rayman" narrative. The ending especially would feel corny in any other situation, but knowing the real world fandom context to how Rayman fans perceive Rabbids and vice versa, it's very sweet.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 30, 2023

the wikipedia article on scrooge mcduck has a ludicrously long paragraph on his moral beliefs

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 30, 2023

While I think everyone will have an elephant form in Wonder, my personal picks for if everyone got a unique form would be:

Luigi - Horse
Peach - Lioness
Daisy - Hummingbird
Toad - Toad
Yoshi - Human
Wario - Gorilla
Waluigi - Giraffe
Rosalina - Jellyfish

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 30, 2023

just went through every instance of the word "mascot" on the smash wiki and edited out references to characters who were not on my list being mascots (either that, or added "unofficial")

i have no life.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 30, 2023

Recently I saw someone say "putting Helga/Gerald in NASB before Arnold is like putting Diddy Kong in Smash 64 instead of Donkey Kong!"

Uuuuhhh... you do know that Diddy Kong had more starring roles to his name than Donkey Kong in 1999, right?

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 29, 2023

Imagine if Reggie actually got in 3DS/Wii U. Imagine if a random former Guinness Beer marketing exec who harasses 16 year olds on Twitter and likes play-to-earn games became part of one of the most prestigious crossover lineups in the history of fiction.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 29, 2023

to the tune of the mr burns villains song

Pepsi
Bubsy
Heisenbones
Big Challenges
Morbius
Rocko
Rocco
A S D F
Bluster Kong, and Dan Backslide
Mmmuffet
Furret
J. Jonah
Casey Jones from Twenty-Twelve
Dirk Dinkum
and Running Feet
Keep your Shadow, what a snore!

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 29, 2023

today's weird youtube recommendation: m&ms paint commercial??? ew i dont want m&ms paint

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 29, 2023

double dipped on the switch version of annalynn

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 29, 2023

When I first heard about Andrew Tate and all the horrible things he says and does, I wondered to myself "who the hell would watch this nutjob?"

Turns out it was British teenagers. That checks out.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 28, 2023

I find it ironic that Mug Root Beer has a dog on it and Barq's has a container on it.

Wario Wario Wario · Aug 28, 2023

Still watching the cigarette video.

Can't believe Suffragette Capitalism was a thing. Should've been obvious in hindsight.

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